Name: Stavvy's World #160 - Oops All Santas! Christmas Special w/ Mike Mitchell, Zach Cherry & Jon Gabrus
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Stavvy's World #160 - Oops All Santas! Christmas Special w/ Mike Mitchell, Zach Cherry & Jon Gabrus

Opa! Welcome everybody to Stavi's World. 904-800-STAV. Call in, we'll solve all
your problems.
Ah, it's the holiday season, everyone. December 23rd, I believe. Isn't that
right, Eldis?
Oh, wow, you're playing Jingle. Oh, shit, guys. It's us. We have a fish, Santa.
The fattest one is stuck in the chimney. The four of us can make it down. Ralphie
Mae's been up there.
The ghost of Ralphie Mae is stuck in the chimney.
I'd like to think that John Panette and Ralphie Mae are looking over us like
forced ghosts right now.
Chris Farley, every dead fat guy.
Panette is still doing the Chinese voice, though. That's upsetting everybody.
We're like, John, please. You do a Ouija board and he's still doing the voice
over through Ouija board.
John, there is over a billion dead Chinese people in heaven with us. You've got
to stop doing that.
I like to think the real Santa is watching this and being like, I don't look
that bad.
Come on.
This is disrespectful.
He uses this as his before picture.
That's right, folks. We have potentially the most, is this the largest podcast
that's ever, the most tonnage, especially when you factor a producer in.
Oh, yeah.
Producer to guest.
This definitely beats the fucking Kelsey Brothers podcast.
It's not even close.
Especially once Jason retired. He dropped like 100 pounds.
That always pisses me off when a lineman who's fat is like 300 pounds within
like four months weighs like 190.
And it's like, fuck you, dude.
Yeah, because I've got myself convinced that there are just some people who are
supposed to be 300 pounds.
And sometimes they're 5'8".
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's different on everybody.
Yes, we have the Stavis World Christmas special Oops All Santas with Mike
Mitchell, Zach Cherry, John Gabris.
Honestly, you know, we shouldn't say our secrets, but we've started a fat cabal
to take over Hollywood.
Yeah, I mean, Mitch brings it up every day on Doughboy, so it's not so much a
secret.
Also, I figured it out.
This guy's the fucking secret sieve.
Don't tell him anything you don't want out there.
What the fuck does that mean?
You've got the best gossip always.
That is true.
Secrets same with me. Don't worry about it. You can tell me.
Yeah, you'll only tell everyone you know.
And then usually also your listeners.
They're good people.
They're good people.
The people I tell are people.
They're platinum plate club.
You'll say, maybe we should edit this out before, and you won't edit it out.
Oh, fuck. Elders has bells on his shoes, too.
Perfect for the audio format. I know. That's what I was telling. I was saying,
I have him
so I can keep track of eldest. So I know, so I know where he is at all. He can
never sneak
up on me this. We were all saying this is it. When you're a fat comedian, you
do have,
it is PTSD putting the, putting the, the red, the red cowl back on.
Oh, a hundred percent. I feel like if you look at my, my IMDb is like Daniel
Craig's with
James Bond and like with Santa. What's the other shitty, what's the movie? What's
the
where he's at Southern detective? What's the other? Oh, glass on. Yeah, it's
out.
No, no, it's the same thing. He has like two roles. It's like, yeah, you're
still searching
for that second Dom DeLuise, Dom DeLuise. Yeah. Yeah. It's a bummer when you
get credited
as fat Santa. Yeah. I mean, starting from the first time I probably played
Santa, I was
probably like, cause it starts young. Cause you're always the fattest kid. Yeah.
So it's
like, I feel like I probably played Santa in like third grade. It's either
Santa or the
dad, right? Because somehow fat means old. Yeah. So it's like, I feel like I
probably played
Santa in like third grade. It's either Santa or the dad, right? Because somehow
fat means
old. Yeah. Yeah. So it's like, I feel like I probably played Santa in like
third grade.
I remember driving with my teacher to a big and tall store to buy a suit
because I was playing
the dad in something and they had to get me a suit. That's fucking incredible,
dude.
Awesome. Holy shit. I did pretty good. I was my senior year. I was a Santa for
my, my friend,
my friend's family. Oh, and then they just a little private gig. Just picked up
a private
gig. Not even for the school. His uncle was like, Santa's getting excited when
like his
nieces were sitting on my, I was like, I did like Santa for a friend's
Christmas party.
Like they were like, just come be in Santa, get drunk and like wrote and like
bullshit with
people. I'm like, Oh hell yeah. And then like five minutes in, I'm like, this
is the most
upsetting thing I've ever done. Oh, I just had a flashback. I played Ben
Franklin for
you. Penn alumni party. One time Ben Franklin and Santa are very cool. I played
Ben Franklin
before. Let's all relax. I'm working on a Ben Franklin script right now. I mean,
truly that
is the role I was born to play. I mean, check this shit out. I don't even need
to do shit.
I have his hair. I need the little glasses. You take air baths. That was Ben
Franklin's
big thing. He would just air out. He would air out. Do you know that? Walk
around naked
at like 3:00 AM? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, that's smart. We're getting a buzz. Unplug
your shit.
You don't hear that fucking producer. It's your job to make sure the audio
doesn't sound
like shit. There we go. Nope. Nope. I guess you're just going to have to keep
your fingers
on it all. Fucking episode. I was only hearing bells right now. This isn't
getting recorded
at all. We just sit here in Santa costumes like assholes for no reason. It's
gone now.
This is being uploaded to a very specific gay porn site. Holy fuck. If an hour
in, we start
sucking each other's cars. We can make so much money, dude. If I misread the
email, I got that
gum that makes your mouth water. I heard about this stuff. Yeah. What the, what
is the gun
that makes your mouth water? Yeah. There's like a gun, a gun. Whenever I put
this gun in
my mouth, my mouth starts to water. My body craves it. My body craves the gun.
Can I try
a taste of your gun on the subway? If you said to, if you said to, went up to a
cop and pointed
at his gun and you go, that's making my mouth water. That would be fucking. Are
you going to
finish that gun? That might be the fucking funniest way to make a cop
uncomfortable because you're
not really threatening him. You're not pointing to his gun. So you got to be
pretty far away.
But if you're the farthest away you could be where he could still hear you and
be like,
mm, that's making my mouth water. Anyone else?
Would you get in trouble for that? I wonder. I don't think so. I don't know. I,
I'm obsessed
with those. There's like a genre of reels where guys squeeze a water bottle.
Like they're pissing
with their back to two cops or whatever. And then the cops are like, what the
fuck? And
they turn around and he like smiles at the water bottle. And I'm like, so like,
obviously
only a white guy can do that. Of course. Of course. That's awesome. And he's
like, it's, it's
real piss. And he starts drinking it. That better be water. The cop grabs and
immediately
drinks it. Oh, hell yeah. That is fucking awesome.
This was like, we chose to be Santa's, which feels very powerful here. It wasn't
like, yeah,
I could use the 80 bucks. Thank you. College humor. And everyone, everyone
walks with a high
quality Santa suit, you know, for your own uses. That's why you put it on your,
you put it on
your acting reel. Yeah. Have my own Santa suit. Those guys who have like a lab
coat and a police
uniform. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Their headshots are them in different
costumes that
they can bring. It's just Santa and job of the hut for us.
Jabba is not even fat anymore. They're doing the skinny job. They're doing
skinny job. The
bear is job. The bear is job. That's so, so fucked up. Thank you. Yeah. He's
like plays
Jabba's jacked nephew. Yeah. That's so fucked up. He doesn't even speak. He
speaks. He speaks
common or English. He speaks English. I think. Yeah. Yeah. Not even in the
weird fat way. I think
the whole pussy I want. I think so. Or whatever the fuck he says. Cousin. We
must smoke cigarettes.
Ha ha ha. I'm the funniest guy at the Hermes. Hey cousin Obada. I'm having
trauma. Ha ha
ha ha. Isn't this interesting? Ha ha ha. Streets of Philadelphia. Even cooking
is about generational
trauma. Ha ha ha ha. Shut the fuck up. This is going in my pile of, of, of
Santa suits,
which I think is, it's very kind that you're going to see a room in your place.
Yeah. I'll probably, I will probably wear this to the Riyadh Christmas festival.
Do you guys go to the Riyadh Christmas festival or no?
It's the first ever. I'm doing a whose Riyadh is it anyway with true carry. How
fucking
funny was it that Wayne Brady did go to that? That's so funny. He legit did.
Yeah, he did.
Did he do improv?
I don't know what he was doing, but he collected a lot of footage of his pocket.
Yeah. It's just
like the most wholesome like guy you could, like, it's just very funny to think
of him there,
but you know, anyway,
Speaker 1 : Congratulations to Wayne Brady.
We're excited to see what else he's got cooking. Yeah, it is. It is a beautiful
time to be here.
Speaker 1 : Fellowship with my Christmas brothers. Um, what was the last time
he played Santa? How about that?
And then we'll move on from the topic. That's a good question.
I think it was a funny or die video like five years ago where I don't remember
what the real premise was.
I just remember at one point I'm shitting out presents underneath the Christmas
tree.
It was kind of funny. And the woman who directed that then did cast me in a
real commercial. Okay.
Speaker 1 : So I'm like, that's what you hope for from doing $90 videos.
Speaker 1 : Yes. Of course.
Speaker 1 : Down the road, you get like a real paycheck. So shout out Adriana.
She's going to appreciate me butchering her name and putting an accent on for
some reason.
Like I'm a fucking newscaster.
Speaker 1 : I think her name is Halloween. I used to just wear it to Halloween.
Speaker 1 : Smart power move.
Speaker 1 : Cause I didn't have any costumes.
Speaker 1 : I like that though. I actually considered this, you know, I mean,
obviously now it's December 23rd,
but I considered, I bought it on Halloween and I considered wearing it on
Halloween,
but I don't know. I gotta go. You gotta go. So that is a fun move though,
because it's very nightmare before Christmas too. You know, everyone loves that.
Speaker 1 : It's also, you know, no one else is going to be dressed as Santa.
Speaker 1 : No one's going to be Santa.
Speaker 1 : Everyone's going to be dressed as fucking Leonardo Caprio from one
battle after another.
Speaker 1 : Of course. Of course.
Speaker 1 : You texting me.
Speaker 1 : I'm searching.
Speaker 1 : Pretty much got the robe.
Speaker 1 : Yeah.
Speaker 1 : This is basically his, his costume.
Speaker 1 : It is. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 1 : Oh, right. Yes. Yeah.
Speaker 1 : He is Santa in that movie.
Speaker 1 : That was my takeaway.
Speaker 1 : I didn't like it as much. The Santa parts took me out of it.
Speaker 1 : We just can't, we can't watch any art and not just see it through a
Santa lens.
Speaker 1 : The real bummer is that Zach thought Leonardo Caprio was Santa. And
I thought that Sean Penn was Santa.
Speaker 1 : We both didn't enjoy the movie for the same reason, but also both
wrong.
Speaker 1 : I guess we are basically the Christmas adventurers club was the
white supremacist.
Speaker 1 : I guess we are sort of kind of by accident, tipping our captain,
the fake white supremacist in one battle after another.
Speaker 1 : Did you figure it out?
Speaker 1 : I was, I was, I was searching Santa in my mail to see what I could
find. Cause I know, I know.
Speaker 1 : And all you found was that naughty and nice list that you wrote.
Speaker 1 : Oh man. It's cut. I don't want to put this energy out there, but
how far are we from a Santa mass shooting?
Speaker 1 : Some guy has a naughty and nice list.
Speaker 1 : You just sparked an idea for something.
Speake