Name: Stavvy's World #165 - Ali Macofsky | Full Episode
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Stavvy's World #165 - Ali Macofsky | Full Episode

Oppa! Welcome everyone to Stavi's World. 904-800-STOP.
Call in. We'll solve all your problems.
Returning fan favorite, Ally Mikofsky.
Wow.
That's right.
Bringing in 2026. It's, as we all know, mid-January at this point.
We were just talking about our New Year's resolutions.
You were considering getting fat.
Yeah, I think I should get really fat.
That would be awesome.
I think, like, I think it would be good for me.
Okay.
Spiritually?
Well, yeah.
Career-wise?
Yeah, I think all of the above.
Okay, okay.
I think I just, like, need a change, and I think everyone's getting really
skinny right now.
True.
And so I could kind of tap into the overweight female comic.
Zag.
Yeah.
Well, historically, showbiz has treated fat women really well.
Well, I think for, like, one person.
I think, like, you get one fat woman for, like, every five years.
I know.
That's what I'm saying is, like, it seems like a bad idea on the surface.
I think it's a bad idea in general, but I think for me, it's a good idea.
I kind of see what you're saying.
Because I do think I wear, like, sometimes, like, I've never been very fat, but
I think
sometimes when I get a little thicker in the face, I wear it kind of well.
Okay.
I think it looks good on me.
You know, I don't want to disrespect you, and it's not disrespect, because I
love the
fat community.
Yeah.
I think you'd make a great fat person.
I think so, too.
I think, kind of spiritually, you kind of are fat.
Yeah.
Because you like trash.
And it's annoying to be my size, which is, like, very much average.
Right in the middle.
Right down the middle.
And talk about food the way I talk about it.
It's very, like, pick me, like, to the fat community.
It's true.
I mean, on tour, remember, you were fucking talking, like, what were you
talking about?
Your McDonald's?
Like, your...
I talk, yeah, anything.
Like, you just love trash.
I love garbage food.
I was just in Rochester, and they're known for something called a garbage plate,
and I'm
like, that's what I want.
Like, I love eating slop.
Yeah.
I love slop, but it does feel like whenever I'm around fat people, and I'm,
like, trying
to connect, it does feel disingenuous.
Right, right, right.
And so, I think instead of talking about it, I need to be about it.
Right.
You know?
Put your money where your mouth is.
Yeah.
Get fat as shit.
Yeah.
And I, like, yeah, I come from, like, a long line of, you know, heavy people.
So, it's coming for you.
It's coming for me.
One way or another.
Yeah.
This is you rationalizing what is going to happen regardless.
Yeah.
I'm just, like, letting people know so they're not shocked when they see me in
a couple months,
and I'm huge.
I don't want them to be like, oh.
That would be awesome.
I'll be like, no, I've been talking about this.
I love that.
Yeah.
I think you would actually crush it.
And, yeah, you do have a fat vibe.
Yeah.
You're laid back like a fat person.
Yeah.
You're like, and the thing is, you are trash.
Yeah.
Which, there is a big intersection between fat and trash.
Totally.
And that's why I never take it personally when you talk about fat stuff.
Yeah.
I don't want it to come off as like, we're boys.
I get it.
Yeah.
And you know what?
What's that?
This is even more pick me, and I don't want to, like, infringe on your brand.
Please.
But it is working out for you.
I'm balding.
I swear to God.
I swear to God.
I looked in the mirror.
Okay.
So, okay.
So, I was doing my hair, and I have it, like, I'm blow drying it, and so I have
it half up,
half down, and it's half up, half down.
Mo, my boyfriend.
Of course.
Shout out to Mo.
We love Mo.
He walks by, and he looks at me, and he goes, oh, my God.
And so, I'm like, oh, no.
Is there, like, a spider on my head, or do I have, like, a bunch of dandruff?
And I look, there's a chunk missing.
A chunk?
I'll show you.
A chunk missing.
Wait.
Let's see.
Can you see it?
There is a chunk missing.
Do you see it?
Holy fuck, I do see it.
That is fucked up.
Eldis, do you see the bald spot?
Oh, wow.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So, I'm coming for you.
What do you think that is?
The spot?
Well, at first, I was like, I have a really high pain.
So, I'm like, maybe I somehow, like, ripped it out and just moved on with my
day.
Right, right, right.
And then I'm like, that's kind of crazy.
And then I was looking it up.
I started taking antidepressants.
I don't know if you guys can tell.
Are they working for you?
You tell me.
You see the same.
Is there a sparkle in my eye?
Not really.
Okay.
I wouldn't say sparkle.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's been gone for a while.
But...
I don't know that you ever had one.
I did.
I did.
Did you?
Yeah, I remember a time where there was a sparkle in my eye.
When you were drinking?
Maybe six years old.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I mean, I met you when I first moved here and you must have been like a child.
You were like fucking 19 or something.
Yeah, I was like 20 or 19 or something.
And I guess there was a youthful sparkle.
But I don't know.
Not even then.
You don't think?
No.
Because were you already sober at like 19?
I think so, yeah.
That's tough.
When someone sober at 19, they were up to no good at 15.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So you kind of...
And you did do...
I feel like you did some wild shit.
Oh, yeah.
You know, crashed a lot of cars.
Crashed some cars.
Tucking and fucking all around town.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
So I think you kind of used a lot of your sparkle.
As we covered here, you were a child radio sensation in the greater Los Angeles
area.
Yeah, I wonder if that's when the sparkle faded.
The Hollywood...
You used too much...
Yeah.
Yeah, you had the rock star lifestyle.
I kind of blew my load early.
You were a seven-year-old that did prank calls on like Z109.8 or whatever the
fuck it was.
Yeah, me and Ryan Seacrest.
Oh, that's right.
Your old colleague, Ryan Seacrest.
He's lost the sparkle in his eye.
Oh, the sparkles.
Yeah.
He's tough.
Yeah.
He seems like...
He feels like, you know, one of...
Did you ever see Behind the Candelabra?
No.
The Liberace movie?
Yeah, I'm familiar.
Where he would get like hot gay guys and make...
And like kind of drain them of their life force.
He feels like he's like one of Liberace's boyfriends that's on the way out.
Like Liberace has sucked him dry up his life force.
Well, they say, they say, I don't know, I don't know who they is.
There was this one girl in high school, Rachel, and she was like, you have to
be careful who you sleep with because the energy transfers.
And I was like, don't slut shame me, you bitch.
But now looking back...
Yeah, that felt pointed at you.
It was.
Yeah.
And now looking back, I'm like, there might be truth to that because the people
who I slept with, they're not giving me energy.
Sure.
There's no transference that's like helping me in any way.
Well, I don't know that you necessarily read as a high energy individual either.
You know, I don't think anyone's fucking you and be like, I need some of that
zest for life.
That's just oozing out of Allie's pores.
They're like, I need a quiet fuck.
I need to chill out.
I need a silent...
I need to silently...
Yeah.
No one makes any noise.
Nobody comes.
Yeah.
That's interesting.
I don't think it's like a chemical reaction of the sex, but just spending time
around someone and caring about opening up any kind of intimacy with someone, I
think, can lead to them draining you in a way.
In a weird way, if you just don't give a fuck about who you're hooking up with,
I don't think they can drain you because you're just like, this doesn't even
matter.
Okay, great.
Then I think I'm the drainer.
I can see that.
Yeah, I might be the drainer.
I can see people being like, she just doesn't really respond.
Like, she didn't really say anything.
She was kind of weird.
Yeah.
I thought it'd be fun.
What are you supposed to say during sex?
I don't think she was supposed to say anything.
It feels so performative.
I agree with you.
And I think part of it is, for me, my whole life is talking.
Uh-huh.
My whole life is performance and talking.
So I'm not trying to...
I have to have lines that I have to say.
I have to say certain things.
Yeah, if you're in the moment, you'll say some stuff.
I'm kind of a sexual pull toy.
I have like three things.
Yeah, you have three.
Your dick's so good.
You're like a bop it.
Don't stop.
Don't stop.
Nice dick.
I'm going to come.
I'm going to come.
I'm going to come.
I'm going to come.
Nice dick.
I'm going to come.
Harder.
Harder.
Yeah.
Twist it.
That one still works.
Pull it.
Twist it.
Yeah, I don't know.
But I don't think it's about saying stuff.
I think it's just about feeling like an active participant.
Yeah.
You know?
No, I mean, I'm a good sport about it all.
Sure.
Well, I just think you have general kind of like waiting in line at the DMV
energy a lot
of times.
Yeah.
Like you're very low.
So it's like unless...
And look, this happens where people flip.
Sometimes people are completely opposite of what they're like in real life
sexually.
But if you bring like your everyday energy to sex, I could see that being
annoying.
You know what?
I feel like too, when you're in a monogamous relationship, it would be out of
character to
suddenly be like, yeah.
Like it would be concerning.
Yeah.
It would be like, well, I don't know.
Who are you thinking of?
Totally, totally.
You'd be like, are you cheating on me?
Yeah.
Are you overcompensating because you're cheating?
I think with like a one night stand situation, that's when you can kind of
Daniel Day-Lewis.
You're like, what am I going to be tonight?
I'm going to create this character.
Yes.
That is interesting.
Yeah.
You can, you can, you're somebody new every time if you want to be.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I could see that.
I could see that.
Yeah.
So maybe you're the drainer.
I don't know.
Have people drained me of my life force?
Probably.
But again, I think it's not the sex.
I think it's just their...
The energy.
Just who they are.
Yeah.
And especially when you really like someone and they don't give a fuck about
you, that
they, that is literal draining of your energy where it's like, it's all one way.
If you're in one of those relationships, I could see that.
Yeah.
I could see that happening.
Relationship used broadly.
I just mean like, I don't mean like actual dating someone, but the classic
situationship
that's going around, you know, that's, that's the, the, the term right now.
Those are probably draining you, but it's not about fucking basically.
I'm just trying to say, keep busting it wide open.
And everybody.
Yeah.
Just make sure you're doing it with people who respect you.
That's my general.
That's my general.
But don't put the titties away.
Whatever you do.
Yeah.
I've been having crazy dreams in New York on the East coast.
Really?
I've been having some very, I had the most random dream.
I had a dream that Edgar Wright killed himself in front of me.
I don't even know this man like that.
Like that.
What do you mean?
I don't know.
Like, why is he in my frontal cortex?
Are you a big, do you like his stuff?
No, I, I mean, yeah, I do.
The running man was, I liked it.
I haven't seen it yet.
It was fun.
I saw it on 4DX.
Oh, fun.
Glenn Powell's got the cheeks out.
Well, but then I had a dream that Glenn Powell was trying to fuck me.
He was trying to fuck me so bad.
And you were like, I'm good, Glenn.
Yeah.
I was like, Glenn, back up.
I have a man.
I have a boyfriend.
Oh, that's actually pretty nice.
Even in your dreams, you're, you're, you know.
Well, that's the craziest dream I've had, which is so weird.
In my dreams, I should be fucking whoever I want.
Yeah, it's your dreams.
You can fuck.
There's been two dreams recently where I've put my man first.
That's actually beautiful.
I don't like it.
I don't like it.
That's not how it should go.
I don't want to be fucking my man in my sleep.
I'm not even doing it awake.
Now I go to bed and I'm like, yeah.
That's how it starts.
You're asleep and Mo's like, you want to suck Mo's dick?
You want to fuck?
You want to give Mo's head more?
He just puts like hypnosis tapes?
You thi