Name: Stavvy's World #167 - Marie Faustin and Alex English | Full Episode
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Stavvy's World #167 - Marie Faustin and Alex English | Full Episode

Oppa! Welcome everybody to Stavi's World, 904-800-STAV.
Call in, we'll solve all your problems.
Returning to the pod, two favorites, never been on together, I don't think.
Alex and Marie, thanks for coming, guys.
Look at us.
It's not even Black History Month.
Well, it actually is.
It is, when this comes out.
Oh, Stavi, you're not slick.
The first Monday of Black History Month.
Oh, okay.
We're kicking it off.
It could be, I don't know, actually.
It's definitely in February right now.
I don't know if it will be exclusively Black for Black History Month.
You should do all Black guests.
That would be, and then never, not the rest of the year.
The last episode of February.
Do what you do, how you do it.
The last episode of February should be Rachel Dolezal.
Oh, yeah.
Absolutely.
And Marty Supreme.
A real hero.
Rachel Dolezal is a real civil rights icon.
An activist.
It is hilarious how she was just like, even after she got caught, she's like,
yeah, whatever.
And she's still chilling.
Like, she's chilling online, still being blessed.
She was doing OnlyFans for a while.
OnlyFans?
Oh, yeah.
I mean, that's still acting.
Was she doing it in blackface?
No, I would say more like beige face.
Beige face.
Is what she was up to, you know?
Did you watch that documentary?
I didn't.
Years ago when it was on Netflix.
I watched it.
Oh, they had a documentary on Netflix.
She had a documentary.
And she, like, it was so bizarre because at one point, it was like one of the
final scenes.
She's like in her bathroom.
She's in her bathroom.
Remember that?
She's doing her baby hairs?
Remember that?
Listen, remember that episode?
Remember that episode?
Have you seen Set It Off?
Yes.
Remember the scene when Jada Pinkett Smith is in Mexico and she's, like,
snapping and she's, like, cutting her braids off?
Mm-hmm.
There's a scene at the end of it.
Oh, wow.
Rachel Dolezal is on her bathroom floor scooping up this yarn, blonde yarn braids
and putting them into a trash can.
Oh, the symbolism.
With her bare feet on this.
It was so funny.
Does she have a man?
I believe so.
She's got, like, two or three kids.
So, somebody hitting that.
Yeah, I believe she does.
She's married to a black guy.
Yeah, for sure.
Oh, absolutely.
100%.
Oh, my God.
The bar is hell.
She said, I'm staying at home.
I'm not dating white dudes.
I'm going to be a white woman so I, too, can get a black man.
And I'm going to get big.
Yeah, Rachel Dolezal was, she had some interesting stuff going on there.
If you go on her Instagram, there is, like, a community of, like, black people
who are, like, hey, good morning, queen.
Yeah.
I'm doing the Dolezal hype.
Absolutely.
Go to her Instagram.
Yeah, let's check it out.
Look at that.
Oh, my God.
So fun.
Now she's going Afro-Latino?
Look at her face.
Now she's going Dominicana?
Because her new name is, like, Nkechi or something like that, right?
Oh, my God.
Yeah, she's not cheering.
Yeah, that's, you know what?
You got to tip your cap.
Yo, honestly.
To not only go black but be like, I'm African.
Honestly, she looked darker than Rashida Jones.
That's a white woman.
That's a white woman.
You're so right.
She is going.
She said, still I rise.
She's going for Rashida Jones with braids, 100%.
Wow.
Yo, Rachel.
Yeah.
We should get Rachel on the pod.
You should have her.
You should have Rachel on the podcast.
We love to have her on the podcast.
Are you kidding me?
I'd love to ask, like, what started this, Rachel?
Like, how did this happen?
How did we get here?
Because, look, we all know white women that want to fuck exclusively black guys.
Yeah.
And that is who she is, basically, right?
She got, like, fake freckles now, too.
No, because didn't we find out, wasn't she, like, part of the NAACP and, like,
Indianism?
She was the head of it.
She was the head of it.
She was the head of, like, Spokane.
It was in Spokane.
Yeah.
Ain't no black people here.
I will be the black person who steps up.
But it's just, like, what?
That's, oh, it's, and I will, I just have to tip my hat to, like, continuing
after you're found.
She looks like Northwest right there.
Oh, man.
Well, good for her.
Oh, is that?
Nkechi Diallo.
That's her name.
Nkechi Diallo.
Say her name.
Say her motherfucking name.
Nkechi Diallo is fucking awesome, dude.
But she kept at Rachel Dolezal because she had the, she already had the clout.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
Nobody knows how to spell Nkechi.
That's why.
Nkechi.
Nkechic.
Let's, Eldis, let's pull up some more risque photos.
This is how we're starting.
Yeah.
It doesn't have, whoo.
Find the black, white, uh, only hands.
Woo.
Oh, come on.
Oh, yes.
Come on.
Oh, man.
Right there.
The first one in the corner.
That's good stuff.
Yeah, that's good stuff.
She's like, dude.
She thinks, her name is Nkechi, but she's naked in the woods.
That's white woman behavior.
Yeah, it's true.
Through and through.
Yo, those are the same exact braids she was snapping off in the, uh.
That's so fucking awesome.
In the documentary.
She looks whiter than ever in that act.
Yo, Marie, Marie, you should be her, uh, for Halloween.
You should be that exact.
That would be a good one.
That I am myself.
That is true.
I'm going to be like, Nkechi Diallo.
They're going to be like, whoo?
Salute to, salute to Rachel Dolezal.
Uh, anyway, nice to have you guys back.
Marie, only a half hour late, even though we're not in Queens.
You were weirdly more on time when this was in Queens.
What happened?
What happened today?
Because I would leave my house the day before for Queens.
I left you.
I'm not going to lie.
You said, let's record at two.
I left my house at two.
Yeah.
Also, yesterday when she asked me to come out with her, she was like, next.
Yesterday, you was like, next show you at the podcast tomorrow.
And I'm like, she texts me.
She's like, of course.
Because he said he didn't know the address.
He said he didn't.
I didn't want him to go to Queens.
I would have went to Queens had you not told me.
Right.
That's good.
That's good.
I would have been knocking on your neighbor's door like, we're doing a pie to
here.
Isn't catchy in there?
Reggie did that to Amina.
He told her the wrong day.
And she came when no one was home.
And she was just knocking.
She just was in a store, yeah.
But Amina took the train, so it only cost her $2.90 in, I don't know, two hours
of her life.
Of course.
Of course.
That's what you can't get back, the hours of life.
But, you know, what are you going to do?
How's everybody doing, man?
Alex, you're back.
You're fresh from Los Angeles.
Los Angeles, Texas.
A Hollywood power player.
I went from Nat to Texas, Austin comic for a month.
Oh, nice.
You was at Joe Rogan and them's house?
I walked past that club every single time.
Did not go inside.
Oh, you didn't say that?
I saw them AR-15s.
I was like, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Are they in the window?
No, they're in front of the club.
Oh, yeah.
They have security.
They have, like, retired Green Berets.
Well, they need that.
They got ICE agents.
I don't think they got ICE agents, but they got guys, if they didn't have that
gig, they
might be looking at ICE.gov applications.
Listen, yeah.
And based on some of the stuff that goes on inside that club, yeah, you need
some guns
outside of it just in case I'm trying to pop off from there.
Imagine the insane people that are like, I'm friends with Joe Rogan.
Like, imagine the, like, because we're talking about guys who are, like,
conspiracy guys.
They probably think Joe is giving them signals to, like, hey, like, the Liver
King was trying
to, like, fight him or something.
You remember that?
Liver King lost his mind.
I didn't hear about this.
Eating cat testicles or whatever.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'd go crazy too for all these things.
No, he lost his mind.
But, yeah, shout out to the Green Berets guarding the mothership.
But it was cool.
I mean, I had, you know, I had a decent time.
I like Austin.
LA was fun.
Yeah.
I liked it.
Every, here's the thing.
Alex, you might have had too much fun in LA.
What were we up to, Alex?
I was working, okay?
Working with an E.
Working.
I was working, okay?
And, no, I just, like, like, I had never been in LA.
I was there for, like, six months.
I had never been there that long.
I've been there, like, a few times in and out.
Popped in and out.
But what I realized was, you can't take one selfie with a palm tree behind you
without people.
My friends being like, oh, look at you.
You love LA.
Like, I'm like, I never said I hated it.
You just said you liked it, though.
I never said I hated it, though.
Awesome.
I never lived there long enough to hate.
The lady doth protest too much, Alex.
Sounds like you fucking loved LA.
Sounds like you're moving back.
It was fine.
I just was like, oh, but it's not New York.
I'm, like, everything.
I'm walking everywhere, looking homeless.
Oh, yeah.
I was walking all over LA, like, why are everybody?
I literally had, like, three separate friends on three separate occasions
texting me, I saw you walking.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
They said, you good?
Where's the GoFundMe, babe?
At no point during any of those texts did anybody say I was going to turn
around and come get you either.
I'm like, this city is fake.
Yeah.
Interesting.
That might be Alex, but I don't want to be racist.
That could be any black guy with a backpack.
I just was walking everywhere.
But, I mean, got, like, a farmer's tan.
I, like, the sun was always out.
I was like, I get it.
Had the thighs out.
You had the thigh back heat out?
I had to.
I mean, you had to.
It was, like, 90 degrees every day.
Beautiful.
Yeah.
I'm jealous.
It was all right.
I love the sun.
I love getting out there.
I love getting tanned up.
This has been very hard for me.
I went to the, I did a little wellness retreat in the desert over the, like,
the heart of the winter.
Like, December, January.
It was fucking awesome.
Then I come back here, I'm depressed.
I need the sunshine.
I mean, it's been 50 degrees in New York.
It's been good.
So, shout out to Global Warm in that hot beach.
Yeah.
It's been pretty good.
But, yeah.
In fact, we're doing, we're doing, we have a studio upstairs.
We're doing this because I pulled my ass cheek muscles.
And I'm in a chair that supports, supports.
How do you pull your ass cheek, babe?
Deadlifts, unfortunately.
A cable deadlift.
Crazy, because given how I live my life, I have never pulled an ass cheek.
It's crazy that happened to you and never to me.
It is true.
It is true.
All your, I haven't engaged in an activity in a long time.
Shut up.
Oh, you're a celibate man now?
No, no, no, no, no.
You switched up.
You're top.
Boutoumine.
That's what I say in France.
Como se dice Boutoumine?
Now, do you mature into topping?
Is that what?
We've talked about this before.
Right, right, right.
We've discussed this before.
Being a bottom is a childish activity.
I haven't done it since I was like 31.
Yeah.
Well, I feel like being a bottom is like peak gay.
Yeah.
Like varsity gay.
Right, right, right.
Topping, you know, any straight man.
The closer you get.
Yeah, you can fucking ass.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But the closer you get to having to go and get a colonoscopy, I think you got
to like,
you know, wrap it up.
Wrap it up and use your fronts.
Yeah.
If you've had polyps removed, you can't get your ass fucked anymore.
And low key might be sitting on one right now.
I need to check it out.
You want to sit on the hot thing that he's sitting on for his butt?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I literally have the heating pad on, Alex.
Yeah.
Interesting.
Now, then I feel bad, though.
What if an old guy wants to get his ass fucked?
I'm sure they ain't still doing it.
Oh, there's plenty of porn out there.
You can look it up.
Old men are getting wrecked out here.
Okay, okay.
And every time I see these videos, I'm like, because there's a lot of videos.
You know how on Twitter you just like swipe?
It's like, oh, I'm watching gay sex.
Sure.
Mm-hmm.
Of course.
You know when you jump on X and you see sex?
When you're on X, the everything app, you never know where yo