Name: MSSP Exclusive - PuppyGirlJenna
Uploaded: 2020-07-15T21:37:14.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'MSSP Exclusive - PuppyGirlJenna' from Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-07-15. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'MSSP Exclusive - PuppyGirlJenna' from Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-07-15. Transcript available.

MSSP Exclusive - PuppyGirlJenna

oh my god dude we're here with an mssp exclusive with your girl puppy girl jana
dude what up yes
we're just trying not to be weird we never have girls we just never have girls
on this podcast
i'm one of the bros it's okay well okay wow yeah we've never been this is a
tightrope for sure
we're worried about we're worried about nudity violations can't have any tits
fall out cannot
have them it might happen a tip fell out when you walked in which it was pretty
great because
lamare and matt were playing mortal kombat and it was great to watch lamare see
a tit while playing
mortal kombat and have to be like let's go back what are you saying over there
you tried to act
like you were nonchalant i saw you i saw you see that tip hello i guess just
when he talked not
right now damn it dude the leash might come out the leash is gonna come out lamare
how do people
like the levels uh they're not even mentioning that means we're great good good
good so dog girl um
what at what point did you uh did you have to like was this something you had
to like come out as or
like how did you broach your identity as a yeah let's let's start first before
we get into this oh
sure uh for those of you who don't know dog girl we i discovered her in passing
on the internet i was
scrolling through saw a video what were you scrolling through just fucking
instagram i think okay i don't
know what it was sure who knows where i was and uh subscriber no no no no god
damn it you were on the
internet no i saw it and uh i brought it up on the podcast and i was like i
just saw a video of a
lady drinking water out of a dish in a food court and that's i felt you did
something to me
as far as i saw something i shouldn't like yeah i was like why why is this hot
right now yes and then
i you know i kept it inside i didn't want to tell anyone and then i told matt
and he immediately was
like oh no that's because this is hot yeah yeah that's much more open about his
uh my piccadillo
sexuality hey you gotta be open you gotta be honest uh so yes dog girl uh no it's
puppy girl jenna online
right so you're on like tiktok and only fans and shit like that and uh yeah
yeah how did that come
about were you like were you strictly up to like dog activity and someone
opened up the only fans on you
or were you like a porn person who like thought you'd be a dog were you a dog
or like a pornographer
first pornographer first so i was a dog first gotcha um it's kind of been a
thing that i just like a
personality thing like it wasn't like a sexual thing really like i mean even as
a kid i used to
like pretend to be a dog like like uh rawhides and stuff like i would steal
them from my dog and
chew on that's so great you're so great what kind of dogs do you grow up with
um labs okay big big labs
what breed dog do you identify as uh honestly like as basic as it sounds
probably a golden retriever
because they're just happy it's pretty hot actually yeah some of the hottest
dogs yeah jenna as somebody
who's always wanted to fuck dogs i really appreciate what you're doing for my
community yeah you know
it's basically it's just me and joe rogan
hey don't fuck dogs fuck dog girls true yeah what are the numbers on dog like
you know actually
fucking dogs you does that is that what cause you have of like oh my stopping
bestiality oh oh yeah
i mean gross like sure dogs can't consent gross true that and like you know no
what about it's like
the last situation where it's like what's that is he's in the well wait you
want me to you want me
to what girl you know what i mean when last is barking at the owner true he's
like wait where is
he look lassie oh wait a second what'd you just true lassie actually wanted to
get off good yeah
lassie could bark i mean well they're trying to invent things for dogs now
where you can actually
they're they think that dogs can communicate their wants but giving them like a
pad they can touch
walk they can touch this they can touch that i've seen that on tiktok yeah you
gotta break that
out shit that's just people trying to fuck their dogs that's all that is like i'm
convinced this dog
wants to fuck me i've got to communicate with this thing yeah through bells
yeah what do you know about
actual dog like mating rituals because i know dog i've actually looked into
this and dog like the
they'll fight yeah when a female dog's in heat the male dogs will fight around
her and then
eventually one will dominate and the dominant dog will put their head on the
like basically the uh the
female dog's torso and just like rest its chin on their dog and be like fuck
off and then like you
know when the day comes the dog's finally like in heat and get pregnant then
the dog smashes so that
might be some form of consent in the dog world i mean if you put your chin on a
dog's back and the dog
doesn't move that's as close as a dog can get to consent so just saying i
learned something today
yeah but i don't know that yeah i don't know i don't know how bio dog now now
people are going
to come up to you in the street and just like rest there oh well you'd have to
defeat all the other
males they can't just do that and you could you can snarl and growl that's a
thing i mean yeah so
i think they could fight i think then they could fight you
bring it on i'm ready now you've been so you were a dog girl as a kid like were
you running around
at recess doing that well and i don't think at recess definitely at home my mom
i remember my mom
saying like when are you gonna grow out oh how she could have never yeah she
could fucking envisioned
the turn it would take i'm like oh my daughter acts like a dog what's the worst
that could happen
so we just never stopped no and then and then i kind of i it was always like
kind of like a
personality thing like and then um i went to a kink convention um like a bondage
convention in
chicago and puppy puppy play is what it's kind of the category is no all right
but
please don't touch me
it's so good
um it was not a furry do you have beef with the furry community no not at all i
mean i hate them
oh you do yeah i think they're disgusting let's let's let's start some can we
start some beef
for sure yes yes i don't think you want beef with the first yeah that's true i
think they'll
they'll murder you don't want a bunch of costumed assailants yeah like teletubbies
that want to
you up so i think there's probably a decent crossover between like bronies furries
and like school
shooters yeah they seem like dudes that are like deep autism yeah sure yeah
sure like hiding wearing
masks while fucking true so so the way that the way that i think i'm glad you
brought that up yeah i
wanted to get that you gotta talk about deep deep violent autism nobody talks
about that speaking of
which that's you know kind of your bread and butter true we were like i think
there could be a good
crossover with our fans speaking of yeah i have a bunch of toys what camera
should i look into well
the mic first of all honor the mic sorry no you're fine look so i have we're
not nazis
some would have you believe we're no we're at we actually we identify as black
israelites
politically so oh yeah yeah that's awesome the mayor the people want to see her
bowl and they
want to see you grab the leash they want to see me grab the leash yes so i have
some oh who's the dog
handler here dude yeah i'm just letting you know don't lose your frame i have
some some some puppy
treats if you guys if you think that i'm a good girl if you would like to give
me some some doggy treats
wait let's let's do this so the they're not a sponsor um true
being wild if they got involved and i have some water if you would like well i
have to say you got
to be careful with the cbd treats going on now true you might get someone could
cbd you into oblivion
i have some toys how many like i brought a lot of toys will you self-regulate
if i
would have put out a full bowl of food can i only give you a cup at a time or
you devour
the or your free free grazer or you devour oh yeah no i'll devour it all this
is nuts i have a bone
if you'd like to you know give me a bone and then i have two leashes two do you
have like one of those
retractable ones you can get like 15 feet and get i have i have an adopt me one
if you would like great
and then i have my my good one all right i'll keep this one over here and i
have this one right here
nice chain you're more of a chain link you're my kind of chain link guy i'm
definitely a leather daddy
so this is a an actual dog one that you'll just actually chew on this and eat
this yeah it's a
rawhide do you like use them up do you actually like like my dogs will like use
those things up
it takes a while but yeah damn how's the rawhide did you get like not to be a
dick but do you get
bloated or gas because they say they give dogs gas a lot of times you rip farts
yeah what are your
farts like eating dog treats well that's gotta be vicious i gotta be first off
first off girl farts
are horrendous dog farts are horrendous i just you're behind the two girl dog farts
oh
must be i mean i can clear a room i mean i don't deny it yeah i mean you're
eating vegan dog food
yeah so these are all like they're all vegan farts yeah vegan fart you are
literally i've never put
it together because i was focused on other you know things but yeah you might
be creating the perfect
fart you might be concocting the perfect fart oh my god sorry if that's not no
that'll probably turn
dudes on oh yeah anything does you're right anything there's there's something
for anything for dudes if
you if you look into it it's like yes now are you would you say you're the
first dog girl no there's
been dog girls before you like sexual dog girls um i don't know about on so pet
play and dog you know
there's i've seen pony play before yeah so so pet play is like an umbrella term
for like different
types of animal play like uh pet play whatever i am specifically into the puppy
one um and puppy
play came from the gay leather community so there's a lot of gay male puppies
out there
i mean it's more gay male puppies than i thought yeah that's the majority where
do they hang uh in the
park okay they hang in dog parks for real yeah yeah some people yeah and do
they ever like you'll walk
to the dog park and see a dude like running around on yeah i see you run so um
there's like different
like conventions and stuff for them uh where like they have full this is part
of the reason why i thought it
was such a good idea to kind of post these on the internet i really didn't
think that it was gonna
do as well as it did yeah what was that been holding that leash what was it you
gotta put it on
you gotta put it on uh yeah yeah it's time what so when you started yeah what
was the ascension like
who is the simp now how can you be a simp if you actually accomplish your
dreams
fuck you billy you fucking pussy my brother called him a simple
and here i am top of the world i mean this is what happens when you follow your
dreams
oh my god you know what i mean yeah i hear you dude so why do we you know climb
the tallest mountain
exactly this for this why fly the atlantic we can retire why does rice play texas
we've
circumnavigated we choose to put the leash on the dog girl not because it is
easy
but because it is hard something like that true it's jfk you got shot in that
head yeah that's
what they did give it a shot dude give it a shot yes that's kind of that's kind
of a tight grip oh
you yanked her a little dude oh i didn't yeah i didn't yeah i didn't i didn't
know cook you take
this back i'm a married man i'm married you hold a leash dude i can't hold a
leash true there's power
to it lamere yeah holding the leash i instantly feel like a little tug please
dude he can't stand up
producing a fat erection dude all right um what was i saying uh we're talking
about the ascension
you posted your first pics and they blew up oh yeah so so i so i honestly didn't
think that it
was gonna i mean how could you have ever imagined yeah like um but