Name: MSSP 308 -Love in Australia
Uploaded: 2020-08-05T12:00:08.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'MSSP 308 -Love in Australia' from Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-08-05. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'MSSP 308 -Love in Australia' from Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-08-05. Transcript available.

MSSP 308 -Love in Australia

episode 308 we're here this is it we're on 308 can't believe it dude i can't
believe our staff's
blatantly high our staff gets high they get they're fucking hippies i mean la
mer hides it
pretty well no is visibly intoxicated he's inebriated he's showing his ass he's
high and
showing his ass that's the type of interns we get here that's how that's the
level of respect he has
i'm gonna tell too it's up to me right at the end of this you know when you go
on to another
position like how was he be like he was always high he was high off his ass and
he was a smart aleck
good worker but he was always high always high and a bit of a back talker but
other than that he's
he's a good kid he really didn't bring much other than that didn't offer a lot
he's a good boy no one
does a lot behind the scenes no one does a lot dude i'm like a russian pimp i
just drug addict the people
who work for me like here you go chop up some clips here's a gram here's a nug
do the clips have you been have you been have you been the plug dude are you
matt the plug
i hooked the boys up i made weed ice cream recently really i made weed ice
cream and um i ate it and i
watched love on the spectrum and i was convinced i was convinced i was autistic
i was watching that
show hi and i was just like i was like what do you do if she doesn't like
dinosaurs
i was watching i was convinced dude i was like i definitely have this and was
fully like damn dude
i look like if an australian is retarded they just look like me somebody was
like how can you tell if
someone's retarded if they have an australian accent yeah because they all
sound retarded
they're like wow wow wow and i was like well the the the regular australians
are just like tan hot
people yeah and then if you're a retard you just look exactly like me if you
don't look like a model
it's no it's no delineation pale frumpy motherfuckers that stayed inside no
that uh yeah everybody's
gonna be talking about this show it's literally a show designed for i feel like
it's weird dude it is
weird it's a trap dude i'm i was watching and i'm like i have pretty loose
morals and i was like i
don't know if you're if you should be doing this man this is also teaming them
up making them date
each other it's like dude give that's why we have fucking weird sex perverts
just get one dude that's
weird enough to fuck like a retarded lady and let her take let him take care of
it true you think
they can't link them both up and then be like all right you two figure it out
get a house like how
much have you watched of it have you watched a couple episodes i watched two
yeah so they'll go on
the dates and be like hey do you guys need a break yeah it's kind of like i
mean dude the dates are
anxiety provoking we're there and when they're sitting there and they're asking
each other about
like the shows and stuff and they just both freeze up they both freeze up yeah
then dude that must be
intense levels of anxiety so you're taking a person with autism and putting
them on camera yeah so they
can't be like relaxing so if you haven't seen it it's called love on the
spectrum and it's uh but it's
just a show a documentary following autistic australians and londoners and like
and london i
think they have a couple english or is it australia am i stupid no they have i
could be wrong it was
australia i think it's australia and there's somebody from britain i think
perhaps jamie figure
that out for us yeah jamere um but yeah that that is i it is kind of weird man
the fact that like
you know if they're right now saying like you shouldn't clap because it could
set off someone
who's autistic in like a public gathering it's like oh but if you want to like
put them on camera
and film them awkwardly trying to date it's pretty fucking nuts yeah how about
the one at the the
costume party oh and then they just put them outside i only saw the one where
he goes to comic-con
ditches his date for uh for the lady there's one island there's one that's a
girl and then she
went and sat outside with this dude and they just they were like oh they this
one autistic girl was
dancing and then another dude came up and started dancing with her and they
were like and they talk
about it it's like a fucking nature show they're like oh she may have found a
mate out there and
then they put him outside and made him talk and the kid couldn't talk yeah
because there's a camera in
his face he's on a date and he didn't know he was doing it i don't think well i'm
sure he did but
yeah he didn't you know his autism kicked in hard and he couldn't she was like
i'll lead it do you
like cats or dogs and he's like oh i saw that she was like i have a cat he's
like do you have a cat
and he's like yes yeah i do yes it was like holy shit yeah that was very
uncomfortable and then it's
like that guy i don't know if he got paid and now his family just has to be
like holy fuck dude he
was we'd send him to the dance he ended up on netflix yeah like having like a
slight nervous
breakdown yeah being on tv just like i'll have a cat named gertrude yeah man
holy fuck yeah it was
that was probably one of the most uncomfortable parts so far he like he freaks
out and he just goes
like oh yeah that's the best part she's like should we go inside then he's like
oh yeah
yeah man i can't i don't know how netflix is getting away with this right now
this is i mean
again you could i was giving it the benefit of doubt because just because i
want to watch it because
i'm like this is kind of interesting and like dude about like five minutes in
britney cried we started
watching it as soon as they're like there's i got rejected yeah i got rejected
she no she cried like
sad like turn this off she's like well i went on one date i went on yeah the
hot one kept getting
rejected i went on one date and someone said they didn't want to associate with
someone like me and
just looks into the camera and britney was like yeah i was like no no it gets
better come on andrew
told us let's get like sit through this no no it's funny it's funny you gotta
it's part of the
formula it has to be kind of dark and then it gets you know yeah the one dude's
a real
michael i think is his name that guy fucking rules love that guy man that guy
rules he's like when i
pass away i want people to approach my wife and say nothing made him happier
than his wife
dude he parents like what the fuck dude slow down dude this is your first day
everyone's parents just
laugh that's the other thing too it's just their parents laughing at them
because like they say the
weird as shit then you have to just be like it's like dude it's fucking bizarre
it's it's good but
it does you know it is interesting that like you are allowed to do that you're
allowed to be like
we're going to film some autistic people we're going to raise awareness how are
you going to raise
awareness well we're going to make them date and film it and uh kind of make it
awkward i mean dude
that would be sick though if they got some sort of like first family situation
going on like the
like london royalty what do you mean just if they establish like if somebody
kingdom yeah
if somebody like links up and produces an offspring from the show they probably
that's like that's
like monarchy level true that is that one dude finds a bay on the show
basically he's already
practicing and she will be my queen god damn that show that's yeah i was i was
binging some netflix
that's going to be a one season done they're going to do that no that's a
fucking hit you think it's
going to be like a seinfeld that might be a seinfeld it's going to end with one
of them
bad never mind you know there could be a shooting or something that would be
fucked up man no it's
it's they're just peace lovers dude it's also weird to see a couple of them
that are you know
because of course it is a spectrum so some of them some of them don't have it
that bad
don't get me started on that one guy i'm i got that one guy in my scope right
now that one dude
that's a real casanova i love your body no the one guy was like i love your
body i'm like one of you
i think i think the dude's kind of faking i think he's faking it for those tits
yeah i think he's
faking for sure there's all tits tits i was i was watching it and i was just
kind of like
you know this dude doesn't have this my you know about gaydar i have an all my
all-star is pretty
good mine went off the hook when fucking hannah gadsby claimed it she yeah dude
she claimed it and i was
like come on is there an autistic revolution in australia right now there must
be you must get
decent i mean you're getting shows you must get some clout for autism in australia
yeah i mean
autism's hot right now in australia it's so in they were to change the name to
australia
but yeah man i i'm a big fan australia yeah i'm a big fan though you've you've
on record
i've been an ally forever been an ally of autistic people forever uh they are
awesome they are very
fun michael's how do you not love that guy i mean dude they do they do rule
they're the
absolutely they're the funniest people in the world to work with but again if
you ask me like
hey man i got an idea you want to film them dating i'd be like i don't know
that kind of
goes against my ethics i don't know yeah that's pretty intense bro yeah well
there is a thing
you're allowed to i've noticed it especially i don't want to drive this into
comedy but like
sure alt comics are allowed to you know they're like the moral righteous ones
all the like people
on the left that do comedy and like make sketches and shit they're always
playing like a retarded
person and everyone's like oh okay this is very funny it's like mental
illnesses are funny according
to those like every character they play is like a crazy guy that's like help me
i'm gonna fucking
kill myself help it's like all right well in five years when schizophrenia is
you know you're not
allowed to make fun of it you're gonna have some rough clips hanging around
yeah anyway well the other
thing too is like dude from a legal from a legal perspective it's like how does
that work contract
wise are you able i mean it's like does it do they understand like the point
like you want to be on
tv they're like yeah they're like do you understand do you understand what's
going to happen yes i mean
i guess anyone takes that risk you on tv someone might clown you but it's like
i don't know i i think
it's a honeypot i think this whole thing's a honeypot to catch alt-right podcasters
and be like
oh they made fun of take them down it is this show that it's designed to be
it's a trap dude it's a trap dude because it is such a nice sweet show that
making fun of it is bad
it is so fun when you watch it it is so funny also when they show these people
do they have to play
that music you know that like almost like comical like stringy like i don't
know next time you watch
it listen to the music like a string band kind of thing anytime they like show
a autistic dude like
walking around it's like plunk plunk like this music while this guy's just
going about his day
it's like come on man so you didn't get to the episode episode of the uh
chinese dude yet did you
i've seen him kicking around don't you dare put that on me boy he's great dude
he does realize i saw
him fixing his hair they gave him they gave him like the dating lessons dude it's
so fucking funny
man and he has a slight accent correct me if i'm wrong oh yeah for sure so he
yeah again this is a
trap dude this is a pure trap they fucking seized my mind and i it was just
like limitless i'm like
oh my god and i was like i'm not falling for this they're like what's the
funniest thing imaginable
i don't know probably like a autistic asian dude in australia dating show
do you want to go inside then yes yeah that was that was rough man yeah that
one was like i kind of
felt bad because it was like yeah you're sticking a camera in this dude's face
and he can't talk and
they're like asking to do like cats or dogs mor