Name: Ep 382 - The Easter Ham (feat. Brian Six)
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Ep 382 - The Easter Ham (feat. Brian Six)' from Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-02-09. Transcript available.

Ep 382 - The Easter Ham (feat. Brian Six)

Wow, wow, Wes.
That's my big sis.
That's big sis?
Big sis laying it down.
What's better than your big sis hitting you up?
Nothing.
I wish I had a big sis.
I just got these big brothers, dude.
Brothers suck.
Big sisters would be terrible.
Although having an older brother is nice,
especially a brother like Tom, who's a bit of an entrepreneur.
Oh, yeah, dude.
Dude, how nice am I at sliding into ads now?
Dude, you might be the best.
I'm a seasoned pro.
You're Don Draper.
I'm Billy Mays, dude.
True, you are.
I'm going to die.
Billy Mays.
What did he die from?
Killed himself.
He killed himself?
Nah, I don't know.
He sawed a boat in half, dude, and he sunk.
Didn't he have some shit, though, going on?
Like, he had some dark shit going on with him, dude.
I think Billy Mays.
We're here live with the Beezers.
Oh, we're going?
Yeah, the Big Beez-y.
All right.
Take it east.
The Big Beez, dude.
The Big Beez.
Good to see you guys, man.
We're in the bees nest.
From You Fucked It podcast.
Give it a listen.
It's very funny.
Brian Six, a.k.a.
The Beez Man.
What's up?
And Ryan Shaner, a.k.a.
Just pretty much that.
He doesn't have a nickname, does he?
He doesn't have a cool nickname.
No.
He's got a last name.
Nightmare?
Shane.
I think he's the Nightmare.
He's the Nightmare, dude.
That's a good one.
Nightmare?
Not even the Nightmare.
Just Nightmare, dude.
Nightmare.
A.k.a.
Nightmare.
Nightmare and the Beez, dude.
Nightmare and the Beez.
Nightmare, dude.
He's spooky, dude.
I know.
He'll take you on a spooky journey in comedy.
Every job for a community is taking you on spooky journeys, and the Nightmare
will take
you there, and then he'll show you spooky paintings.
Nightmare might be the nickname.
I haven't put down the Spalding since I heard about the fucking challenge, dude.
That's the first time.
We're playing LOS, bro.
Oh, it got brought up last night.
I was like, I did Legion of Skanks last night, and they brought up, and I was
like, wait
a minute.
Wait a minute.
I was like, here's, I was like, explain this to me.
So, Jay's like, yeah, dude, me, Louis, Dave, against McCusker, Shane, Tommy.
And I was like, Tommy Pope?
And he goes, yeah, I was like, eh.
No, what, what?
I know.
Tommy's a wild card, dude.
He's a total wild card.
I'm not sure.
I know he did play.
There's a part of me that's afraid he's horse feeding.
Tom can be a feeder, but every time he feeds, like, one time I heard him, he
was like, I'm
fucking great at golf.
And I was sitting there like, dude, I've lived with you for two years.
You've never gone golfing once.
You can't be good.
Then he does that show with Tyler Rothrock.
He looked good on that.
Bombing it, dude.
Yeah, I could see him being nasty at golf.
He's nasty.
When we did, when they filmed Delco proper, he was just jacking home runs.
That was, was his sport baseball?
Yeah.
His sport was baseball.
But he played basketball.
I think he played basketball.
I was afraid of a horse feed.
I asked him last night.
He confirmed he played four years of high school basketball.
Why he played high school basketball?
That's good.
That's what I was told, dude.
That's D1 talent among comedians.
Yes.
You should have seen me today.
I told you already.
I heard, yeah.
Wait, did I tell you?
Yeah, you were commanded the course.
Did I say it on the Patreon?
I don't remember.
I mean, the horsepower, the horsepower was felt.
Big J got a taste of the horsepower.
Who was flying it out?
Tom.
Tom from Gas Digital.
Admiral Ackbar, dude.
It was basically the Gas Digital staff.
Yeah.
And bartender from the stand who balled out.
Dave Temple.
It was fun.
It was fun, dude.
It was nice to go play basketball.
I was so delighted.
My legs didn't fall apart.
True.
Thank God I've been doing box step-ups.
Dude, they felt it.
They felt the power.
I mean, once these.
Come on, dude.
God damn, dude.
Please take a look at that.
Grab that.
Grab that thing, dude.
Go ahead.
Feel it, dude.
Dude, that's Christmas dinner.
It just was so purified.
That's Christmas dinner.
No, that's Christmas dinner right there, dude.
That is.
That's mashed taties.
Put that out of the table.
My family would tear that up, dude.
Oh, they wouldn't know what to do with all these mashed taties.
No, that's a fucking ham.
That's ham, bro.
I'd pour some gravy on it.
Oh, you think it's an Easter ham?
That's an Easter ham, dude.
I might be the Easter ham, dude.
That's a powerful thigh.
All joking aside, that's a powerful thigh, and that kind of stuff's going to
win this game, dude.
Dictioning, dedication, discipline, fundamentals.
I cannot wait, dude.
Are you out there?
Are you hitting the courts?
Yeah, bro.
I'm hitting 100 jump shots every day.
I hit the courts today.
That's right there.
Elbow in.
Elbow in's tough.
Elbows in here.
That's crazy, bro.
I'm like the...
What's the game with...
Who's the guy?
Ray Allen.
Ray Allen, yeah.
The game, the video or the movie about him.
You need some food, dude.
I need some food.
You need some podcasts and fuel.
I'm hungry.
Now.
I couldn't get any fuel.
We're here joined today with our special guest, Brian, the Bees, or the Six.
Bees.
I have been missing you, dude.
I know, man.
I'm missing you, Bees.
I was so pumped to see you at Helium.
I didn't even know you were in town.
I had a wild night at Helium.
A little too wild?
Yeah, it was fun.
When was this?
Wednesday night after the 76ers basketball game.
I had to go check out Embiid to style my game.
And then I went back to Helium and had fun.
Trust the process.
Then we had fun.
What was the show?
What show was it?
There was no show.
There was a secret headliner show, but it was over.
Me and Rowan were looking for a fun after party.
Is there still a secret?
Yeah.
I don't even know who it was.
It's a secret to the audience now.
Nobody knew him.
I don't know who it was.
And it was, dude, we go to the game.
We were kind of teetering on floor seats.
Gotcha.
So the way the 76ers do it is they have like a VIP.
They have like, you're concierge, dude.
You're a VIP concierge.
And he hooks you up and he's like, yeah, come through.
They all, I think there's like VIP, like they work there and try to get guests
to come
to the game.
Gotcha.
So Rowan had the hookup.
One of the guys at the VIP thing liked Rowan.
He claimed he was one of my fans.
Clearly he Wikipedia'd me.
It was crazy.
He hit me with like three Wikipedia facts.
He was like, oh man, I love your new, your new special live in Austin.
So good.
Also, you went to Westchester University.
What?
How about that?
I was like, dude, you Googled me.
My friends don't know I went to Westchester.
So wait, they, did they like poach you while you're at the game and try to get
you to come
into this thing?
No, we, Rowan had been in contact with this guy.
Gotcha.
And then we get there and they're like, ah, you can't, we're not, the floor
seats are taken.
We're going to, we're going to have to get you guys a box.
Dang.
Which was great.
But apparently, dude, I think they, I think they Googled me and Barstool and
they were
like, you're not sitting floor, dude.
That's nuts.
I think the 76ers organization turned its back on it.
They were like, no.
That's why I'm a Ben Simmons fan.
We got some food, bro.
Answer the call.
Hello, sir.
Hello?
I'm very sorry, man.
I'll be out there in a second.
Love you.
Bye.
What'd she say?
What the fuck, man?
Oh, look out, dude.
Yo.
Look out.
In his defense, that ball is flat as hell.
Beezer.
Yes.
What's going on with you?
Nothing, man.
It was a good night last night.
What'd you get into last night?
I did a dab on Legion of Skanks.
Oh, you hit a dab.
Yo.
Skank hands, bro.
Dude.
Welcome to the God Show.
Dude, Lewis must have done no joke.
I'm probably low ball.
He did like 10 or 11.
I was like, dude, I did one.
And at one point, Cannon nudged me and goes, Six, you all right?
I was like, yeah, dude.
And then I looked at me and he said something that I definitely didn't hear.
Did your face go gray?
I was like, what, dude?
No, I was fine.
That's just the molly.
Just rushed on me.
You ever see the bees hit the molly?
When the molly hits, I go gray, dude.
All the blood in his head disappears.
Yeah, if it's good molly.
He's like, he'll walk into a room.
You'll be like, Jesus Christ.
Yeah.
Like, you guys party?
You know, it's so fun.
Dude, we're going to have to take a munch break.
Yeah, that's fine.
And break.
Let's fucking go.
Let's fucking go.
We're back.
We're live.
We were talking about Apocalypse Now while we were munching.
Were we?
For a second.
Yeah, they added sex scenes in the deluxe version on Netflix.
Say what?
Some of the hotter sex scenes.
They strike a deal for gas with the chopper.
He's like, you can fuck the girls.
Yeah, it's pretty cool.
I always get that mixed up with Apocalypto.
I'm like, the Apocalypto sex scene would be nasty.
That would be fun to watch.
Drops down.
He's like, get some pussy down the well.
He's like, I'll be back.
Is Apocalypto looked at the part where they were just running?
Yeah.
Man, that's intense, dude.
Yeah, I mean.
Classic Gibbs.
That's what he does.
Great director.
Right now on the TV that you guys can't see, we have a live cam from around the
world.
It's a fun channel I look at sometimes on YouTube.
Live streaming around the world.
We're going to turn it off because it's distracting.
Yeah.
387, we're just watching.
500 people we're also watching around the world.
On the stream, yeah.
True ballers.
Yeah, man.
What's up, bees?
So we're back after the food.
Wow, what a nice, delicious treat that place was.
Delicious, bro.
Yeah.
It was awesome.
What was the name of it?
Hot peppers.
Hot peppers in Queens, bro.
So the bees.
I haven't seen you in a while.
I know.
What's going on in your life?
Same old, man.
Last night was fun.
It was good.
Came up and did rap.
Then did, I did.
What the fuck?
What the heck was that?
He's just joshing.
He's just razzing him.
Yeah.
Rap, whatever.
But I did top nine.
What's that?
With Tom Cassidy and Adele.
Nice.
They have a podcast.
And it was funny because he said, hey, if you're coming up, you can do it.
I said, yeah.
Who thinks of the top nine list?
And he goes, you do.
And I was like, okay.
And then I was like, right before I left Philly to come up here, I texted Tommy.
And I was like, dude, I cannot think of like a top nine thing.
Can you just tell me what else other people did?
And he was like, what are you, some kind of retard?
I was like, all right, there it is.
Whoa.
Top nine parent sayings because I cut deep.
Yeah.
So I did a list on that.
That's great.
Yeah.
It was really funny.
What did you come up with?
What were some of your answers?
Just the normals.
Yank your head out of your ass.
You know, the classics.
I'll be watching you like a hawk.
Not my turn to watch them.
Yeah.
What do you go with?
What did your paw hit you with?
I'll give you something to cry about.
Yeah.
I'll give you something to cry about.
I'll give you something to cry about.
I mean, because I said is.
Yep.
That was the bane of my existence when I was young.
I'd be like, why can't I sleep at the Badalski's house?
Because I said, now get in the car.
I fucking hate you, dad.
Everybody else's parents are cool.
Let them stay.
Yeah.
My dad's big thing was if I said anything back to him, he'd be like, if I'd be
like, come
on.
He'd be like, I'll come on you.
Yeah.
Like, whoa.
He'd be like, come on.
I'll come on you.
My dad would, every once in a while, if you would say, hey, could you, if you
asked him
for something, he'd go, yeah, what color?
And then he'd walk away.
Sure.
What color?
Very funny.
Yeah.
That's a sick move.
Phil had a classic that was, he'd go, ah, shit in two is eight.
What?
It's a classic Phil.
Yeah.
He'd sit down.
What shit in two is eight?
It just means like, ah, shit in two is eight.
Just an old, like one of those things.
Just like, I'm sitting down, I'm relaxed.
Yeah, sure.
You're tired, you sit down, you go, ah, shit in two is eight.
I've never heard that.
No, no one else says that.
There's a ton of cool sayings.
I think my dad misheard a real sayin