Name: Ep 388 - The Spirit Of Lesbos (feat. Chris O'Connor)
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Ep 388 - The Spirit Of Lesbos (feat. Chris O'Connor)' from Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-03-23. Transcript available.

Ep 388 - The Spirit Of Lesbos (feat. Chris O'Connor)

the wild wild west hey welcome to the podcast we motherfucking live we're live
we're starting
over so there's a mole at barstool you said that's what they're saying what the
heck yeah
these guys can't catch a break parcel dude they got a fucking someone's veritas
in them someone's
live veritas in them why about what i don't know a mole inside insider i don't
know dude that's
fucking weird they're just i don't know saying that there might be a mole
feeding it's probably
one of the dozens of hot 20 or 20 year old women they have kicking around yeah
it seems to do maybe
i should get in there and interrogate them you should do lock them up you
should fucking strap
them down 50 shades of gray style you're not sharing information to insider or
buzzfeed about you better
not be sharing any information about this blog i think it's about the piccadillos
i think it's about
the piccadillos oh really i think yeah i think about insiders getting in on the
piccadillos dude
i don't even know what there would be to secret like to figure out about barstool
no it's just
just juicy scoop someone's getting what even could be the juicy scoop it's just
dom daddy it's just
dom daddy behavior uh roan doesn't even like uh feidelberg what what are you
guys i didn't read the
whole thing i think it was more to do with the proclivities of a powerful man
oh you think they're
talking about sex tapes port noise sexual i think they have an insider like
yeah he does dog chicks
out yeah yeah he does he gets a lot of pussy uh it does get a lot of pussy that's
in wait you're
telling me that the very powerful guy that you know millionaire yeah you tell
me no they got the
inside they have they're you're telling me their intelligence has uncovered
that that guy likes
having sex it's like yeah he actually is getting a ton of they're in a cafe
yeah he's getting a ton
of pussy it's crazy he's actually he's getting more pussy than you think oh my
god doggy how much
pussy doggy doggy he's dogging i can't be seen i gotta get out of here i gotta
get out of here
he goes in like hey guys did you see the game last night
the news sucks dude the news sucks dick it's all falling apart yeah it's all
falling apart dude
it's i don't think anyone's gonna believe it and dude say what you want about
trump he
shot a fucking arrow into the mainstream media was like you know a lot of the
shit's fake and
people are like what yeah they started to look into it it just completely destabilized
i watched
the bbc this morning did you really fun to watch give it a shot they actually
they had a canadian
correspondent that is 100 your canadian impression really i thought i for some
peterson's the only
guy i've ever heard talk like that i thought it was jess peterson we were
saying all canadians
talk like that yeah they talk like that i think it's like the south here but
there was like a lady
correspondent in ukraine like well it's rather uh it's rather peculiar what's
going on here really
yeah and the bbc mm-hmm she was on the bbc and then they this one guy did like
a
he was he was embedded with some belarusian guys that were gonna go fight on
behalf of ukraine
it was clearly just a gang of fucking idiots one of the guys was from america
what they were like
we're about to go fuck up russia it's just a bunch of dudes that were clearly
like paintball guys
i might have been with them putting on their tactical gear i might have been
with them last
night oh yeah true i had a dream last night i was in a highly disorganized
operation where they
dropped me in russia with a couple of people and we i was like i wonder how
dangerous it actually is
here and it was like i was in ukraine i i saw the blue skies were magnificent i
was like it's actually
a lot prettier here than i thought you love the blue skies of ukraine clear
blue skies of ukraine
dude and all of a sudden i got just the building i was in started getting bombed
and shelled and i
was just like ducking debris and chunks of like concrete and like dudes came up
and i just was like
trying to figure out which side they're on so i didn't want to reveal who side
i was on
but i couldn't tell them apart so i kept being like what uh what are you guys
doing like yeah
yeah you guys oh oh yeah nice nice and i was trying to figure your side were
you on i was just there i
was just i don't know why i wasn't i was there i was fearing the russians so i
think i was there
but my allegiances were quickly flipped once i was like these guys fucking i
was about to be like yeah
this is crazy yeah it's crazy in my dream i was terrified i was gonna get shot
yeah it's like a real
fear and then one dude sold me a gun for like 20 bucks i was like sweet now i
have a gun i feel so much
better that's good what kind of gun was it a pistol small guy a little james
bond guy a little pv7 a
little pv7 dude it was like 50 i forgot how much it was cheap i remember being
like that's pretty
cheap i'm surprised yeah it's like well our economy collapsed money doesn't
really count yeah i got a
gun and i was walking around like this is pretty scary but everyone was pretty
jovial for the most
part in ukraine uh these i think these guys i think they were ruskies my i'm
glad you're reporting
back on this well just so everybody knows they're pretty jovial over there
yeah they were interested in what i was up to and i was just kind of like yeah
man it's crazy
what uh i didn't want to come out and ask because i think they assumed i was on
their side for some
reason it's tough it's a war of all white people everyone's kind of like yeah
yeah what side who's
the good guys what are you doing it's usually pretty easy to delineate who's
the good guy
this is tough for some reason yeah very tough dude yeah that was that was a
disturbing dream that was a
very uh yeah although those blue skies man god damn they're magnificent yeah
basically just wasn't
you i'm a wartime correspondent i was there do it you did an astral tour
beating in a building and
exploding having a building blow up while you're inside of it like chunks of it
flying was that was
disturbing that would be a negative experience yeah dude i can't believe you
went through that i was
matrix i was matrixed i mean i pretty much did yeah i was matrixing chunks of
concrete just like
whoa scary that's startling stuff it's startling dude i know what it's about
when you put on the
helmet as a wartime correspondent i'm like yeah i could see i a couple of them
got dinged up during
this thing by the way i heard some correspondence some died yeah i mean that's
scary but imagine
being the mole at barstool dude true someone's gonna put me in the ultimate
headlock dude if they
find out there are some journalists that go to ukraine and get hit with a
rocket there's also some
journalists that you know interview moles at barstool get the ultimate dead leg
dude you think his
henchmen would just be like give him another indian burn if the barstool guys
got a hold of him
his older brother they took him to the back and swirly oh yeah it'd be non-stop
swirly waterboard
cupped farts right speak who's the mole bro i told him you got fucking pussy
but it wasn't me
i told buzzfeed you got head everybody knows port noise getting a bunch of head
now
damn dude that must be tight to purely use power to get pussy
yeah it's you know what i mean yeah what's the point of power i know but it's
like that feeling
when you're just like like the trump thing when he's like you can grab a woman's
pussy
of just like that must be crazy you usually got to kind of court and do a
little song and dance
but just to be like yeah they're like oh fuck i was waiting for you to do that
like i knew you were
great oh hold on i found i googled myself did you i'm going to see if there's
any good news about me
what you got uh let me see you got some good press there's a funny one now it's
always too although
now everybody's doing shanguila shares bonkers nate diaz street fight story it's
like no
yeah don't do that it's good though no it's a little layer true now it's all nate
diaz if you
search for uh no hold on there's a good one you should call tmz on yourself and
that yo shane's
gonna be here and they come like yo guys come on what the hell yeah leave me
alone guys i'm at this
i'm going to this charity thing for dead gay guys i gotta go to this charity
for fucking gay ass dead
guys there's a bunch of gay dudes in the hospital i gotta go visit i was gonna
do a patch adams for
him uh patch adams uh fuck i can't even find it this guy wrote a thing about
like kid rock has a show
oh i'm doing that kid rock dude he's like for an audience i don't know who who
would even go to
this notable names on there include fired snl guys shane gills who's trying to
put his career back
together i guess by doing shows like this what the fuck what are you mad at
what are you mad at me
leave me alone dude yeah that's all the fuck it's also insane it's a weird blogger
tendency to have
like a blog with like maybe a thousand reads a month and be like hanging with
nobodies including kid
rock yeah multi-platinum recording artist loser kid rock so i searched his name
because i knew what
he looked like of course i knew what you anytime somebody writes a little bitch
ass article like
that it's very fun to click their type their name in a click image what's he
look like curly black hair
glasses no he's not jewish good drive fair enough fair enough actually he could
be who knows but
yeah fella oh man he's like the most you got hit with like the and then there's
his twitter
they love they love cartoons of themselves on twitter god damn dog so i have
that guy being like he's
trying to put his career back together yeah i thought you were battling i'd
like to punch you in the
belly you're you're going i thought you're i was hoping your opponent no no i'm
not gonna dox the boy
i was hoping your opponent was the last thing we wanted is for them to actually
be a martyr yeah
that guy starts getting attention then it's bad then it's bad just being a
martyr for like five
people online just because like six different dudes that like kid rock are
gonna be like
see they're calling me they're attacking me because i'm a journalist yeah that's
he's basically in
kiev dude you might as well be in kiev he's yeah he's pulling on putin's
fucking cape right now
that's who i am yeah that's true and press the button have him have people
being a journalist
bothering him in kiev ukraine if you're if you're a comedy journalist or like
an entertainment
journalist if some if three dudes tweet at you oh my god i can't believe i'm
finally getting doxxed
and attacked i don't know what this like even though i just wrote an article
about a guy saying his
career is a piece of shit that's a deeper foe to be honest i thought currently
guy like the curly
hair dude that's like they're kind of annoying but you're hitting like a gay
magneto dude yeah he's
connected oh that's it that's not even gay i doubt he's gay but that's a
straight doesn't matter
desperately trying to get pussy he got hit with the craft beers like we talked
about last time
voluntary incel you're dealing with an involuntary incel who just by nature
battles and voluntary gay
thoughts he's like i'm not fucking gay you think once i bring down shane gillis
on ball with the ball
concert dude ball with the ball concert i haven't been more excited for it i
can't believe people
are even will rule who could possibly be criticizing that show you got to have
a real stick up your
ass to be like there's a kid rock concert there's a kid rock comedy show in nashville
i don't want to
get you god that's crazy that's gonna be the best job i've ever done in my life
yes but it's how many
people are gonna be there it's at the fucking rhyming it's gonna be the sold
out auditorium
it's gonna be where it's gonna be crazy could you imagine though just living
that life is any other
response being fuck yeah dude kid rock selling out in a comedy show nice there's
not one du