Name: Ep 405 - Free Manti (feat. WARMODE)
Uploaded: 2022-08-19T21:27:08.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Ep 405 - Free Manti (feat. WARMODE)' from Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-08-19. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Ep 405 - Free Manti (feat. WARMODE)' from Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-08-19. Transcript available.

Ep 405 - Free Manti (feat. WARMODE)

the wild wild west we're here dude it's good we did welcome welcome to matt and
shane's secret
podcast all right so you're back from australia tell us all about it back from
australia back from
the future really really it's the future there right technically why it's
tomorrow morning there
right now oh yeah i don't know how you're doing that you're good now i'm all
right i feel better
now i'm not shane's living my lifestyle right now well your life sucks you text
me at five this
morning yeah i keep waking up on jocko time yeah dude you should take a picture
of your watch i need
to get a wristwatch just to be like i'm up i'm already playing madden i'm
already playing the
new madden i'm rage quitting at 8 30 in the morning because i can't stop
throwing interceptions this
game sucks so bad are you playing other people or just no i dude i play the
franchise i just try to
play a season it's psychotic he plays franchise against the computer even
though there's live
and all yeah there's a whole world right yeah no that shit sucks it's fun it's
fun i like the
storyline dude i like to be like yo we need to establish i am also into the
lure of things i like
the one i like we gotta so-and-so gets hurt i gotta i gotta build around that i
gotta work on draft picks
the only good story mode football game ever created is blitz the league that
was the best and that should
be the last football game ever created i mean on dynasty ncaa dynasty what's
the league when you could
like elect to give the guy steroids or not yes yeah blitz league was nuts why
would you not give
him steroids in nfl blitz it was just a thing he would either be out for the
game or you give him
steroids really ncaa had one where you could it was right before they got gay
you could like have your
players cheat how like there would be things where you could if your player got
caught cheat on a test
yeah you could be like his grades are bad you could be like ignore that let him
play and then if you
got caught you got by the ncaa it was it was good get away with it yeah i would
at notre dame i would
hold my oh we are live i don't want to hold my players to a higher standard
this isn't this isn't
some sec yeah we're talking blue and gold we're talking god country notre dame
true so you would
you'd be like guys get back in the classroom i'd say if you cheated on it i
will cut you dude
strike one did you ever go coach mode what do you mean wasn't there like a
coach option oh yeah
yeah that was sick yes i would do that i'd just be offensive coordinator i'd
start at like toledo
it was so sick i was doing that this year i was doing that during the pandemic
dude
coach mode is nice i would start as a offensive coordinator dude and nobody
sees it but you
no one sees it i'm doing this in the dark he's just creating another reality
that's so funny i don't
know what to tell you guys i have zero shame about this i would i would love to
i don't feel attacked
good no yeah i don't think you are trying fifa's the most tragic yeah you've
seen me get fired it was
a fall from grace fifa i would try to i'd take a low tier english team because
they have relegation
so like the english premiere league i just watched ted lasso i'm caught up i
would take a team like
ted lasso's team yeah i would try to ted lasso i would fail drop down another
league
dude i'd play every game and then i would get fired after like two months of
playing like five
hours every day and i'd still be getting fired it was terrible they chucked his
ass down to uni bro
it was terrible i mean me and me and o'connor watched it happen dude i was sunderland
i was sunderland
till i die he watched us get fired he would even more loser of a move o'connor
would lay on the couch
and watch me game watching game is tied so it's a hole anyone can fall into you
have to be stoned
or he was like that's psychotic yeah i think the economy was for real depressed
as
fuck yeah sure yeah right he's just laying there yeah that's watching someone
get fired watching
someone else lose a comment's on his feet right now he's he is i don't like it
he's swift he's
high up he's high up he's been working out he's probably so ripped dude he got
so ripped dude oh man
i'm happy for him but at the same time i wish i could have that you could
honestly dude i can't
i've had baby fat since i didn't know you were laying like that you're laying
like when god
this is just this is just how we do this the whole time you can't give me a
chair this big dude i'm
too small for the chair i'm supporting that it's like the guys like it's like
the dude who's stuck
to the tree in game of thrones he just fucking knows everything and can tell
you what happens in the
future it's brand of broken yes uh god damn but yeah i've been i've been waking
up way too early and
then uh gaming as hard as i can rage quitting dude early what do you do this
game nothing i switch
between mlb the show it mattered do i keep quitting both getting like no hit in
mlb do you hit the switch
on the shitter no i do not i wish i i wish i had that type of power bring a
switch to take a
shit my cousin had a psp for a little while that was like we had the game boy
and then we got the psp
and we're playing me for speed on the show and it just it goes over no you can
just hop on a psp
because you're like if you're gaming on the toilet back then it's like super
mario brothers yeah
for a while when i had that up porn setup with the hamper upside down yeah i
got you know the um
the pornog no the vr the vr uh red shit where you're just looking at wario
virtual boy virtual
boy that thing was awesome i played wario world until my legs went and i'm on
the toilet
in the red so i'm just staring in there like a psycho
yeah yeah switch on the toilet's deadly dude that's hemorrhoid city yeah that's
hemorrhoid city
i mean i i that's i already live there yeah but dude you become the mayor if i
was a switch i would
become the king yeah i yeah i couldn't do that that would be a real i mean don't
get me wrong i
could yeah yeah you can do anything you put your mind to but that i would do it
if it weren't for
smartphones uh if there were no smartphones i would definitely have the nintendo
that's how i got
playing mlb the show on that we had a game boy we had a game boy next to the
toilet forever when we
play i mean it was tetris yeah it sucked that was perfect for shitting yeah i
guess you're right yeah
not when mario like when mario and shit exists and you got tetris it's kind of
beat
i wonder philly's the only city that calls it mario probably yeah i've never
heard what you're saying
it's mario yeah it's mario it's mario what yeah what are you guys talking about
mario don't we love
it that we're all from here and talk like you guys call to call mario lopez
yeah yeah oh yeah mario
yeah fuck who's the guy from yo mama i don't know what that is yo mama on mtv
where they would
do yo mama jokes to each other well that's wilder valderrama never mind yeah it's
not mario what it's
not mario what the fuck who's the guy on yo mama wilder valderrama i get him
and the other who's the
other mario mexican mario lopez mario lopez yeah i get him and walter valmer or
whatever his name
wilder all rummer yeah you don't remember yo mama i do remember this is yo mama
do you love snap
contests huh do you love snap contests i was watching that i was watching wild
and out do you
love urban comedy huh do you love urban comedy not necessarily a lot of it's
over my head
yeah it is complicated a lot of it just flies over my head and i can't really i
can't laugh with like
you know what minority i can't laugh in minor jokes about minorities you don't
like oh they're hitting
each other too hard you clam up i would like comedians that punch up uh true
you gotta punch
up in comedy am i right yeah so if you're watching like two minorities roast
each other you get clammy
being like i don't i can't laugh at that i'm just indifferent they might as
well be speaking like
russian i don't know what they're saying you don't know what black people are
saying
they might as well be speaking greek exactly by the way that's where gringo
comes from really i had
to look that up why it's uh it's not there was an old thing where people
thought gringo was people
saying back then spanish the mexicans saying green go that's what i heard the u.s
army was wearing green
uniforms or something yeah that's what i've heard uh no it's it's spanish
because the spanish used to
from spain they used to say like how we say like it's all greek to me yeah the
spanish would say
that if somebody said something that grigo is greek maybe like a grigo then the
mexicans took it how
about that i love etymologies dude i love this stuff why did you google it so
much better than gringo i'm
not sure why i think maybe because we were watching the anarchists those were
gringos dude those were
complete gringos r.i.p nathan freeman dude i've been laughing so all right
there's a big spoiler but
go watch the anarchist yeah nathan freeman dying of cirrhosis turning into a
penske dude yes
he became homer simpson he became a penske looked like he was picking up kids
for school
i didn't think the hand was real i didn't think it was
fucking pure yellow i just thought they started calming his ass he boozed so
hard he turned yellow
and died like 20 minutes before that it's like i hate the word allowed it's
like dude you shouldn't
be allowed to drink because now you're yellow dying in front of your kids i saw
him hitting that tumbler
like in the first couple episodes i was like this dude has they kept it in
there's one part where
they're doing an interview at his house and he's like do you want to drink
because i'm certainly
going to have one yeah yeah yeah was he sipping on vodka or tequila in that
video i think it was
whiskey it was brown it was some kind of brown that's a whole other thing dying
from like brown
liquor dude imagine that most people move towards vodka he's literally laying
in a bed he's fully
yellow he's homer simpson he has a mask on so it looks like homer's mouth yeah
he's later like
looking into the eyes of his children and they're like all right say goodbye to
dad he's like
the white guys the white dude he's this dude that lived in america could have
had a sweet life
grew out a devious goatee took his whole family to alcohol uh he's like oh yeah
we're so cool we
let our our kids curse and then he died he took him to skankfest mexico yeah it's
skankfest mexico
it is funny to meet as anarchists and be like all right we're just going to do
this once a year we
don't like to centralize this organized thing let's like hang out pay money to
set up a booth yeah we're
just gonna talk on facebook yeah they what they just chill and talk on facebook
that's the whole
show that rules they love did you just find this no i've been waiting for i
know but how did because
you guys passio search for it passio is in it like we were looking for past we
love passio and he was
like bitching like a couple years ago he's like anarcho polka's i'm starting
anarcho delphia and like he
he's already here yeah yeah he forced yeah how's anarcho delphia has that been
i didn't go
i heard the fucking i heard the enterprises in jeopardy though
passio came come back is it when i last checked in with passio he was like he's
touching go dude
really yeah i mean you go toe-to-toe with luciferian elites and see how your
podcast
i know but last time i checked in it was like it was looking bleak yeah but if
you watch this anarchist
thing they put up the numbers of what they would have with bitcoin if they held
on their big it's
heartbreaking that's the other thing dude they were so close at the end of the
season or the the show
they're literally like four months away from bitcoin hitting a hundred thousand
and they're all like
they all die they all fight each other dude dude shot it was so i fell asleep
the jet lag hit
i fell asleep and i woke up to the redhead redheads facebook facebook liv