Name: Ep 430 - The Stupor Bowl (Feat. Dan Soder & Lemaire Lee)
Uploaded: 2023-02-17T13:00:32.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Ep 430 - The Stupor Bowl (Feat. Dan Soder & Lemaire Lee)' from Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-02-17. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Ep 430 - The Stupor Bowl (Feat. Dan Soder & Lemaire Lee)' from Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-02-17. Transcript available.

Ep 430 - The Stupor Bowl (Feat. Dan Soder & Lemaire Lee)

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yeah but my girlfriend came in and took out all my cool stuff yeah man that is
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thick bitch thank you displayed uh matt is out of town matt's road dogging it
dude yeah go see matt
dude is he in there i see him getting standing ovations hell yeah that's
killing that's awesome yeah i love
spreading his wings he's finally uh starting to post clips of the stand posting
some clips yeah it's time
for him to fly yeah dude hell yeah unfurl those wings you beautiful son of a
bitch yeah
took him long enough god damn let that mullet go yeah well he had to have
children he had to make
sure he had a lineage he had his lineage now it's time to ride yeah he's out
there now he must leave the
next yes um so yeah matt's out there we're here i just got back from the stupor
bowl and let me tell
you is this the first episode you've done since you're back the first episode i've
done it yeah i
wasn't here last week matt matt matt carried the torch last week i have so many
questions for you
i did i i have some questions you're what the hell what me and christian mccaffrey
new bff move over
gabe davis oh man there's a new white running back in town i love it the
jealousy that's flowing through
the nfl you got the you got nfl players playing bachelor for shane's christian
mccaffrey's like
game's my guy game's my guy i was just looking at the game photo game's my guy
game's demanding well
game's our guy we'll take this rose take our rose you know what you're gonna do
you're gonna end up
doing the thing where you go like well my afc guy is gabe davis and my nfc guy
that's my afc guy
yeah dude your afc guy your nfc guy one of my favorite guys go niners but your
afc guy is arrive
is a rival of my afc guy who's a coach of the oh your afc guy is the head coach
of the miami
dolphin i have nerd guys you have cool guys yeah christian mccaffrey might be
the coolest dude
game's pretty cool dude i i haven't been to christian's house yeah yeah what a
week boys
that's gotta be insane i uh i talked to you right before all the i talked to
you right when you got
to arizona it was great yeah needed i took a night off right when i got there i
took one night off
i was like you know what i'm gonna i'm gonna be responsible this week so i i
had we had shows in
dallas and san antonio they were great and then so i had a show in dallas on
sunday so i had to be
in phoenix on wednesday i was like i might as well just get a hotel monday tuesday
in phoenix take it
east yeah so i got to phoenix on monday took it east tuesday i was like you
know what i'm gonna take
it east yeah and then all the barstool guys were like when you come hang out i
was like i'll have
a couple beers and i'm getting obliterated on tuesday yeah on tuesday did you
stay when did you
when did you go to bert's airbnb was that on wednesday so the next day that's
when it all starts
then you get there then it's lights camera action for the next 10 days yeah i
feel like you're on a
reality show yeah a little but i he's i'm not trying to trash yeah that's that's
how they do it yeah
they they're fun they're excited i'm the one who's being a sourpuss the whole
time which makes me feel
bad because they're like come on let's go do this let's do this but i don't
think you should feel bad
about that because i think that's normal like i think i would be a sourpuss i
would like come on
bert let's just play some video games chill out dude let's do group naps at
this point bert leaves me
alone yeah he does yeah he knows he knows he knows i i and then they try to i
went and did like
three or four podcasts i didn't talk yeah i'm literally deathly hung over
do they lure you out of your room with like bud lights and stuff they start
every once
while someone will come jiggle the handle on my door and i'm just god what what
stop leave me alone
i yelled at a barstool they they came over to do one of bert's shows i walked
out of the room hung over
and there's just a barstool dude holding a camera literally like as i'm opening
my bedroom door
there's a guy with a camera i'm like turn off the cameras for one minute and
the kid was like jesus
oh god if that guy has that footage please send it please send it to me just
stop
that like that like jesus dude we're just trying to work yeah just like yeah
but that moment where
someone gets real with you yeah you're like oh all right yeah it was uh and
then you got to be fun
the next time you see them yeah i was just you came out of the room hot
you should have grabbed there like a paparazzi it was like kenny powers in the
beginning he's like
i'm not on steroids but the noise of your hand hitting the camera and it being
pushed down so but
outside of all the content which is i get it yeah it's what they it's what we
do it's the business
dude it's the business it's the business dude we sound like we're starting to
sound more and more
like strippers we were like i came on me last night and you go that's the
business baby that's
where you make your money yeah they can't be all rich businessmen but uh every
so that's the thing
during the day it was content time which is definitely my least hungover
content nothing
literally nothing gay back in the day when i was still drinking uh i got they
asked me to audition
for this thing for yahoo called mansem which was like daily videos man although
you guys yeah when
you guys were in the content gate like early content this was like dude this is
brutal 2010 this is this
early con this is this is early early content days and it was the day after my
birthday and i got
blackout drunk with the rosa and then i had to show up and act like i cared
about the world cup
i just remember being like hey everyone like that way you know the fake like
host energy but you're like
i just wanted to throw up the whole time where i'm like today we're going to
learn about columbia
who the is this guy and then so just being around it every time you left your
room at the burt house
had to have been like there was was there a bathroom in your room yes that's
huge praise a la
go to take a hangover and someone's got a camera in your face yeah and that's
uh but how was the airbnb
was all i mean yeah it's hard to complain with burt yeah hooked it up yeah and
then not only that the
shows we did four arena shows i got to do like 15 to 20 every night oh my fun
i got to do a trump impression you're doing that do 20 minutes just drink bud
lights and then have
compliments rain so it's you're hung over all day and then you go do an arena
which you gotta get
fucked up all the everybody in the nfl is at in phoenix and they're bored
during the whole like
come to the show let's go so then it's a bunch of hot hunks coming to the green
room did your
did your men's bump into each other no because this is where this is when you
got your new your
nfc bag oh oh my base man all right we got all your hoes in the same room you
gotta be like baby
hold on let me tell you baby baby hold on real quick gabe the way you catch it
oh baby you got a
foot out of bounds that's not what's going on right now you gotta go yeah give
him that you understand
baby you're dragging your left foot you're not competing about christian don't
mean nothing to
me baby because you don't mean nothing come on baby you're giving me one-on-one
right now
you're giving me press coverage i think it's because you look like a coach and
they're like
they're like running like you look like a coach it could be a coach we're pals
guys don't try to make
excuses as to why i'm so cool nfl guys like i think it's rad dude but i think
it's when i saw that
you were hanging out with cmc cmc is cmc is the man too sweet dude speaking he's
too sweet i saw you
yeah i too sweet to myself at raw oh yeah i was by myself and i was in between
graves and uh vic
in the uh and i was like talking to someone and i just looked in the camera was
there you know what made
me instantly think of and regret it was when shane and i went to nx nxt takeover
beth was sitting in
front of you yeah but then they gave a thing and shane was like we should kiss
and we didn't do it it
would have been so funny it would have been the funniest edge and edge and uh
beth phoenix
but yeah dude i mean cmc i saw the thing because someone tagged me in a tweet
with my dance and i was
like no dude that's people think i'm jealous really like no that's the plug now
shane's friends with
the running back guys of my friends with all these guys now lamar is friends
with gabe davis my boy
now you're a bills fan uh yeah sass was rocking bills last night i know sass
loves the bills dude
was he a bills fan before gabe davis no he loved uh yeah he loved the buffalo
lady he loved the buffalo
lady oh dude i fucking love that oh man but uh so they're coming to the shows
after the bros are
coming first night chief so line comes in which i'm in you're talking pass pro
all night saying guys
you don't want to see my past set did you show any of them do it did you get
drunk enough did you
i got drunk enough to do everything did you get drunk did you get drunk enough
to do your stance
out of your stance yes did you wake up the next day like what the no every day
i woke up like that
is crazy did any of them were they were they i'll tell you this is the this is
the most embarrassing
one because if you hang with shane for those of you who have it when you hang
with shane
he can't get drunk enough well he will show you his pass pro
he'll line up in run in run protection and pass and run block and pass bro
three point two point
stance yeah you can see him come his hands off his hips all day if you fucking
hang along
so early on who the was it uh oh it was like gabe and them came to it was the
second night shows
gabe burt all these the bros they're at this they're at the show spencer brown
the bros yeah and
they're like uh gabe was like all right after this saquon barkley's having a
party at his house let's
go to that and i was like damn yeah yes biggest quads in the game of course kreischer
norman are like
who's saquon barkley i'm like shut the up just shut the up shut the up he's one
of the most dynamic
running backs of all time awesome yeah we get to the party we are pretty much
the only honkies there and it
is every cool nfl player it's like cd lamb there any cardi buffaloes in there
dude a l