Name: Ep 432 - Dong Lemón (feat. Chris O'Connor)
Uploaded: 2023-03-01T22:47:26.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Ep 432 - Dong Lemón (feat. Chris O'Connor)' from Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-03-01. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Ep 432 - Dong Lemón (feat. Chris O'Connor)' from Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-03-01. Transcript available.

Ep 432 - Dong Lemón (feat. Chris O'Connor)

the wild wild west hey what up dude that's sick oh my god we're back again
it's a cool way to do it though just hold it down
hold the mic like a ringside announcer yeah ladies and gentlemen in the red
corner
well yeah that's the ref
do you think in our lifetime we'll ever see like basically like gay combat like
for real not
around talking about like real deal hbo saturday night at the garden fights
i'm talking but there's it's like are they sexual yeah yeah i mean would you
get in the ring with
one of those guys it's like it's like ultimate surrender but it would just be
gay guys taking
each other to the mats the ultimate surrender yeah surrender your ass yeah dude
it's ultimate
surrender yeah do you think you're saying you're saying legit ultimate
surrender like
yeah it's it's become a sport you could do that at pride week at least you
could have
dudes like slam 69 in each other at pride week we could set this up this could
be like
much runners pretty it's gonna be the dog monkey rodeo dude we could get all
the money dog rodeo
dog rodeo monkey rodeo yeah i didn't know it was that i didn't know it was that
niche that the only
place i saw it was the harrisburg centers game you guys ever seen monkey rodeo
the only videos
harrisburg centers yeah you'd think that would be at every minor league
baseball yeah those they make
the rounds because they make the rounds you could catch them with the iron pigs
really oh yeah
i missed them i never saw i never rodeo didn't even know it existed until the
day yeah it's pretty
neat no i've told you about it i told you about it five years ago monkey rodeo
monkey rodeo the hell
was i doing it's probably thinking about guys taking each other down in combat
so guys so you're
saying do you think well then i'm just curious will make it to the big leagues
i mean did you think
like 30 year old white dudes would be boxing each other for like prime time hbo
boxing that i didn't
see that coming so now i'm like what's coming up what do you mean like like jake
paul or whatever
i didn't see that coming you know the white dudes would stay 30 year old white
dudes would step back in
and be like well we got boxing we'll take it from here we gotta save the sport
we're tired of watching
very good latinos it's time for the whites the elder white youtube whites to
come in it's the biggest
thing dude watching youtubers fight they mean it's great it's a really great
marketing thing he did it
it's the biggest thing i mean again i i don't follow boxing like that but it's
definitely like when
you see like gutierrez versus gutierrez yeah yeah fucking who cares dude who
cares it's always at
the garden it's always at the the hulu theater at the garden yeah yeah it's
always packed it's just
it's packed with puerto ricans new york loves it puerto and dominican they love
it just fighting each
other they love boxing dude yeah yeah but it's like it doesn't really break to
you know i was bummed to
see jake paul lose to be honest like yeah but he lost by like a point yeah yeah
he needed to lose
otherwise everyone's gonna say it was scripted so he needed to take an l i mean
it's a rocky franchise
he couldn't go on and just keep winning people would be like this sucks he now
has a redemption
tale who was the guy he fought with the guy was like a fury tommy real deal he's
a real deal boxer
right he fought what did tyson say about that someone fighting his little
brother
the dad said he would have disowned him if he lost to jake paul
why i really wanted him to win i was happy he won but he's like a reality star
too he was on like love
island tommy fury yeah yeah it's not as good as tyson yeah no nobody is it's
not as good as the
heavyweight champion of the world true love island still he beat up love island
what the hell is love
island what the hell is stuff island yeah someone's creeping into your
territory they saw your act yeah
everyone's getting it on the island game tommy tommy from love island yeah it's
true also apple came out
with it there's a some type of island thing magic island on their phone or
whatever everybody's
copying yeah what is it it's just a bar at the top something i don't know oh
the yeah when you're
using a thing some yeah is that it's like if i'm listening to spotify i can
click this and it goes
right yeah thing you're using it's useless and stupid does anyone use siri no
no they need to get rid of
it that's like you two albums yeah what is it doing i keep the only thing it
does is occasionally i
accidentally hit it yes and it stops my music yeah that's it it doesn't
understand what i'm saying
ever of course not you go siri was russia gate real i'm sorry chris no the only
time i hear siri is
when i'm i can't find my phone i can't find my phone and i just yell siri in my
room does it work
until it goes like yeah wow that's pretty good yeah yeah that's yeah yeah i
never even thought of
that siri that's genius that's just under my voice activated yell sir i don't
think it works
call my see if you can call my phone siri hey siri nah man my mind doesn't do
that hey siri hey siri
it doesn't work that doesn't happen you lying hey siri lying i swear it used to
work hey siri well
don't yell into the mic she's now she's gone brother will you just before we
get started oh my god i
just want oh my god you know i almost i almost when you brought it up i almost
was like ah it's
not a good idea i should bail i know when you're in this mood i know when you're
in this mood what's
gonna happen chris oh my god just let me get one sentence why why why why can i
say it the nation
needs this dude this moment the nation does not this is good discourse this is
all the nation sees in me
this is all the nation sees in me is just for the script go fielding this
question all you have
to do is answer the question all you gotta do is say you support the january 6th
because i got a long
answer and then i'm down a hole of just explain give a long answer yeah yeah
yeah just will you
apologize will i bend the knee no no we got in we argued for five years and you
were wrong can you just
fucking say my bad just chris say no no say shane i was sorry about rushing it
that's all i want just
say shane i'm sorry no it was a it was a very tumultuous time in this country
my views on this
issue have been misrepresented and i and i do not want to take the time to
correct your record chris
all right fine you live i mean it's all you have to do is say sorry and it's
over there's nothing i
hate more than having to come on here every time and apologize and correct the
record yeah demand
yelled at for not apologizing there were parts of it that lined up there were
parts of it that were
legit yeah there were like what all you have to do is say sorry once and i'll
never talk about it
again all you have to do is say i'm sorry about rushing i can't do that if you
say the words i'm
sorry about rushing i will never say it to you again i'm sorry about russia's
game but nothing
that i said about it nothing that i said about it i'm sorry to say this again i'm
sorry let's just
put this all behind us i'm sorry let's just say you let your country down i had
anything to do
all you gotta do is say you let your country down the stuff that you said
pretty much calls january 6.
kind of did i caused january 6. slightly i don't think so we're all guilty i
don't think i was i
don't think i was awake when it happened we're kidding we're josh and josh but
before we go any
further all i need you to say is i'm sorry about russia gate and i'll never
talk about it again
i'm sorry you feel that i had anything to do with russia all right fine we'll
move on
oh boy were you excited about biden still dude yeah i've been on it just a slow
leak into just
are you doing a dem exit uh i just can't watch that stuff anymore i just can't
yeah where they
leave like every time what what lost you when russia gate didn't happen uh but
it wasn't real it was
liberal q anon no it really was billy's first to say podessa didn't get
arrested yeah i was wrong
you can't do it i don't even know what that was but uh podessa was going to get
arrested on like
easter it was like a q drop hillary was supposed to get arrested they were all
supposed to get
arrested everyone's supposed to get arrested obama was allegedly bisexual yeah
it's that non-stop and
then yeah every day they'd be like today's the day is coming yes finally it was
same old yeah and it
there's a lot of like uh some of the people that i i used to listen to now that
now that trump's gone
their numbers are down yeah they just now they're fully crazy well dude the
news can't have a day to
be like yeah you know what man there's really not much happening guys just turn
it off like there's
this every day has to be like oh my god dude that's yeah yeah it's like dude it's
not there's really
nothing going on and they still do a thing where they watch this completely unhinged
speech from
trump and then they'll just be like this seems like not that bad starting to
make some sense no it's not
that he's making sense but it's just like brother when you've seen him when you've
seen him at his
best he's starting to make some sense you get a little older you get a little wiser
you start going
wait a second this is my money why do i have to give it to everybody else no
but if it's like if
you're gonna say he's a second dude the unhinged for trump is that's a high
standard so you can't just
have him talking guys let's talk politics yeah let's all say we don't care um
yeah i don't all right
nothing's going on that's cool in the news dude i'm telling you
wild would you call him sean clot adams because he got the vaccine that's not
nice
that's what they're calling him now cloud adams he went on and defended the vac
basically called
everyone dumb for not getting it but then he went full segregation bro full
segregation dude if you look
at his views there's a hint because he was he was like doing his thing like you
know i'm using reason
and logic and then the vax debate didn't come out on his side so yeah he that's
when he capitulated
it was like you guys win i'm uh and people are still hounding him he's getting
crushed dude again we
talked about he's an old man a baby boomer in the live chat getting they're
calling him like a simp and
shit and he's like freaking out dude i did legion of skanks last night lewis
keeps his the live chat
on his phone during the show why would he do that it was insane i was on the
show i'd tell a joke and
then be like dude we'll stop reading the comments live comments yeah anyway
sorry claude adams also
got he got he married a young hot lady and then got divorced he had a babe and
he was quarantining
from her he wouldn't let her see him so he was like staying away from her what
and he got cuckolded
during the that's what i've heard i don't want to that's a great fan theory i
don't want to
be cornered the name of a great american philosophizer yeah scott adams get
away from
black people what happened dude you don't know that's a wild i don't know why
he's so okay so he's
been getting crushed for like all the vac stuff so he's like a big look i'm
just about like logic and
stuff and like people are just like dude you're a dumbass you're not that's sam
harris same thing
he's freaking out some internet smarty pants and uh so he's yeah they're
getting they got internet
smarty pants i hate the internet smarty they pulled their pants down both guys
have got their
pants pulled down and then so he just it's like numbers are tanking so then he
did this there was
this poll it was like a rasmussen poll so they pulled a thousand people a
thousand black voters
black americans and they said is it okay to be white 26 said no 27 said i don't
know meaning like
or 23 i don't even know or 23 said no 20 something percent said like i don't
know like 48 said i got time
it is that was kind of i don't know yeah there's some guy like i don't know i
don't know man
so then is it okay to be white was the question 