Name: Ep 456 - Red Power God (tier 2)
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Ep 456 - Red Power God (tier 2)' from Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-08-16. Transcript available.

Ep 456 - Red Power God (tier 2)

Wow, wow, Wes.
God, this feels good, dude.
This is nice.
We're on the AM, dude.
There's been another power outage in my Airbnb in Westchester,
so we're going to have to record just audio today.
Yeah.
This is all we can give you.
It'll be an AV experience, though, because we will have visuals.
We're going to have strong visuals for the YouTube community.
Yes, the young man, Sean, look at this visual.
They've got one visual.
We have strong visuals for the YouTube community.
Get them a visual of the mayor.
What's up, YouTube community?
How are you?
Sorry, YouTube.
Audio listeners, you won't even notice a difference.
YouTube community, yes, our likenesses won't be flowing in the, you know,
at the frame rate that you like, but you'll see some sick-ass pictures.
Yeah, there's going to be cool pics.
Just close your eyes and listen to this on YouTube, dude.
It'll be no different.
Go into your imagination.
I was in the imagination station, I was telling you, before we started.
Yeah.
I doubled the microdose today.
And again, you know, you can say, oh, that's nothing, but dude,
two of those little guys will get, the second one sneaks up on you now.
Those little capsules?
Yeah.
Yeah, they made me shit my pants.
Yeah, they'll do that as well.
Yeah.
They were doing, they were more working on your inner, probably, yeah, I would
say quadrant
two.
Yeah.
I'm in my quadrant one right now.
Quadrant two is...
I was working on my third quadrant last night.
What was your third quadrant?
Masturbating feverishly.
The quadrant one is individual, internal.
Quadrant two is individual, external.
Of course.
But yes, it's...
Of course, Matt.
It's a TOE, dude.
It's a theory of everything.
I won't bog you down with it, but...
No, no, no.
Please.
I'd love to be bogged down with this.
We can't jump right into a TOE.
Bog me.
We can't jump right into a TOE, dude.
That's bad manners.
If you jump right into a theory of everything in the beginning of a podcast,
that's honestly
bad manners.
No, I won't...
So let's work it up.
Yeah, we got...
Why are you resisting?
Give me it.
Give me the theory.
Give me the TOE.
I need it.
I don't know.
I honestly don't know it yet.
I mean, I'm still in the book.
It's Ken Wilber called A Theory of Everything.
So far, it's actually really sick, but the one...
I got this from a YouTube video.
He breaks down, and there could be...
I'm trying to think if there's stuff missing, but he breaks down...
I don't even know.
I guess it's supposedly everything, but in terms of human experience, there's
Quadrant 1.
You getting this?
Guardian, you picking it up?
Get the graphs.
Are you pulling up graphs?
Get the visuals ready, dude.
Ken Wilber, Theory of Everything.
TOE.
A lot of people hate...
By the way, a lot of people hate TOEs.
A lot of strong resistance to TOEs.
I got a feeling I'm going to be one of them.
Well, we'll see.
I mean, by the end of this, you might jump to tier two thinking.
I've been around Gerben so much.
You reminded me of them there.
I was like, I got a feeling when he began to...
Well...
You didn't do it.
You did well in yours.
Well...
He told me he channeled you today.
Really?
Yeah.
With what?
It was a very, very funny scene.
Oh, that's awesome.
He was...
He had to be...
I was like, dude, be sexy.
Show me sexy.
He's like, you don't think I can use sex appeal?
And he was like, I was just thinking of Matt.
I was like, what the...
How the fuck was that like Matt?
Matt doesn't go like...
Matt doesn't do that.
I get sexy.
I get sexy.
I get sexy and playful.
You're saying I don't get sexy and playful?
Not like...
He leaned and went...
You don't think I can get sexy?
I was like, how is that?
I mean, it's nice.
It is nice.
And I...
It's kind of cool he picked up on that.
It's exactly my sexuality of just fucking sly playful.
Lean in.
Fully lean in, but also leave enough for me to jump back in case you're not
biting.
Keep your distance.
Yeah, I don't want to get in trouble on the internet.
So, yeah, I'm like good at being like real coy.
Coy.
Stick and move.
When I'm like playing...
Dude, when I'm playing sexually...
First of all, dude, first of all...
First of all, when I'm putting my family first and my fitness first, I'm
freaking unstoppable,
dude.
Did you see that clip of that guy?
Andy.
Yeah.
God damn it, Andy.
When I put my family first and my fucking fitness first, I'm freaking dangerous,
dude.
Imagine saying that to a room full of dudes who talked in polo shirts.
I'm truly...
I'm out.
I fell into the hole.
I came around.
It was this typical lifestyle.
I started to like him.
I was like, actually, this guy's funny.
And then the more I watched, I can't...
I mean, dude...
I can't even.
We do have like nicer versions of Hitler now.
It's Hitlerian what he's up to.
There's a lot of guys online that the final frontier is assembling fucking like
700 dudes
and talking in polo shirts and just being like, I fucking love it.
It's time to sell.
You got to stop being a pussy.
Yeah.
It's Hitler's message, basically.
Stop being a pussy.
I got a good idea.
This sounds a little extreme, but it's falling for the one percenters.
This is only for the one percenters.
All my guys got to have abs.
You work here, you have abs.
Yeah.
Minus that with like...
Or subtract that with like...
None of my guys can have Jewish sounding last names.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Very similar.
But...
All right.
Give me the theory.
Theory of everything.
Sorry, I'll cut you off.
So, no, no.
I appreciate that.
The...
So, I haven't gotten fully into it yet, but he says you can take at least, I
think, knowledge
or human experience and break it down into four quadrants.
So, there's one is...
Whatchamacallit, individual, and then collective.
That's like kind of a north-south.
Then you throw a vertical line in there, and you say inner-outer.
So, or it might be whatever.
What was the first one?
Individual, collective, and inner-outer.
So, then the quadrant one, you have individual, interior, which is just your
own thoughts and
feelings.
Out in the...
If you move to the right, quadrant two is individual, external, which would be
like your, you know,
like the electric sparks in your brain that like make your feelings.
Like the physical aspect to your internal thing.
And then you go to quadrant three, which is interior, collective, which would
be like
the rules of a society that govern the way people move about, whatever.
And then four would be physical, collective, which would be like just the
landscape.
And then, you know, exterior, physical area.
And what he was...
The cool thing was that he was talking about was like you get all these people
arguing now,
but you'll have people arguing about like you'll be in like quadrant one
talking about
something.
Someone from quadrant three will attack your message, but it's like, dude, we're
different
quadrants right now.
Yeah.
So, he's saying like the quadrant three are mostly like the SJW types that are
trying to
like reorganize the rules that govern a society.
You'll get like a quadrant one dude.
He was the one guy that YouTube videos watching was talking about Jordan
Peterson, who's talking
about like personal things in people's own minds and the quadrant three will be
like, that
threatens our message.
So, fuck you.
It was actually kind of sick.
I was liking it.
But in his book, he slams.
He was doing nice like intellectual slams in SJWs.
He was like, yo, guys, I'm all...
The whole thing is his message is you have to...
There's like the levels of thinking he like color codes them.
So, it was like beige would be like a prehistoric Neanderthal man.
It's just like eating, total instincts.
And then you go up to like purple, which would be like magical thinking, like
shamanism, those
kind of old hunter-gatherer societies.
And it just goes on and on with the different colors.
And he...
Green is the last one.
He was like, that's postmodern SJW thinking.
We're like, everything's relative.
Like, who even knows what's what?
And he was saying you have to eventually jump from green to tier two thinking.
It was just making me laugh so hard to just finally be like, dude, that's tier
one thinking,
bro.
So, you can hit SJWs with like, yeah, dude, fucking...
I hear you, but that's tier one thinking.
You got to make the harmonic leap to fucking turquoise color.
You're in green.
It's just making me laugh.
It was really fun.
That was my whole ride up there just laughing about that.
That's good.
It's pretty great stuff, dude.
The fact that I'm now equipped with that, I'm going to...
I cannot wait to use that.
I'm excited to be around.
Yeah.
You dropped that on someone.
Yeah, I know.
I shouldn't have spoiled...
I should have...
But I couldn't hold it.
No, I'm glad you gave me the context because if you used it without me knowing...
I wasn't going to hit you with that, dude.
No, I would side with whoever you were arguing with.
I was not...
That's my thing, too.
I'm sharing this weapon with you.
You can at any point just go, well, yeah.
I mean, if you're a tier one thinker, yeah, obviously.
I see where you're coming from with your quadrant.
Of course.
But be like, yeah, you're probably trapped in like green, maybe orange.
But no, you got to get up to yellow and turquoise.
I'm a tier four guy.
Well, there's not a tier four.
I mean, you can claim tier four.
It's your word versus Ken Wilber's.
I'm tier four.
If you counter Ken Wilber's tier four...
I call tier four.
It doesn't matter.
None of it matters.
I'm tier four.
Now you're green level.
If you say none of it matters and it's all relative, you've slid back down to
tier one.
No, no, no.
That's what a tier two guy might say.
Once you get to tier four, you recognize that everybody else is still beige.
True.
And I'm the only turquoise.
That's four.
That's fair.
Dude, you know what's funny?
Everybody in their own head is their own turquoise.
Everybody else is beige.
True.
Could be.
That does tinge with post-modernism a little bit from my liking because I am
more of an
integral vision turquoise yellow.
Yeah.
I'm also quadrant four.
All I care about is nature and forces of nature.
I'm just physical reality.
Yeah, I'm a physical being.
I'm tier quadrant four.
All I care about is natural disasters.
Dude, you know what was actually sick that the guy did in the book?
He's talking about, you know, he's being nice.
He's talking about, when he says green, it's SJW.
He's like, the green, blah, blah, blah.
It's like, it's so cool that you're able to get to this level where you care
about everyone
and everything else.
And then he slides in these little slams where he was like, but it's not
obvious because
it's like, if you're out here being like, I only care about like, I care more
about like
societal problems, the people who are afflicted.
That's what I really care about.
They did sociological studies during the sixties with like the hippies and
stuff.
And they were like, you get these guys who are like, you know, arguing against
the war
and they're, you know, in the hippie movement.
And then they would take them one, one on one and like run tests to like see
like their
level of morality and how they thought.
And there's a lot of people who are, they've, what they found the study that
were just not
moral people whatsoever.
They were actually joining these like higher causes for pretty like nefarious
gains.
And yeah, it was pretty tight.
Yeah, absolutely.
It's so true.
It's happening right now.
It was so nice for this guy to lace these little slams.
And he's like, well, there's a lot of people, you know, there's a lot of like
weird orange
level stuff that sneaks into green.
Yeah.
It's pretty tight.
Definitely.
But either way, I just, sorry, sorry to burden your mind with that, but that
was.
No, it's okay.
That was making me laugh, dude.
Just, just waiting on it being like, I mean, yeah, I mean, that's a lot of, for
tier one
thought, that's not bad.
Yeah.
It's so fun.
It's the ultimate.
Lamar, what color are you?
I think, I, I think I'm a.
Lamar was listening to the book on the wa