Name: Ep 480 - R.I.P. Tybalt (feat. Luis J. Gomez)
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Ep 480 - R.I.P. Tybalt (feat. Luis J. Gomez)' from Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-02-07. Transcript available.

Ep 480 - R.I.P. Tybalt (feat. Luis J. Gomez)

the wild wild west hello lewis hello lewis how are you
lewis j j gomez
a genius you are genius what are you up to now what are you working on that's
genius uh
i started making my own ai art posters for my tours oh i saw that dude i i i i'm
i fired
shitty artists i'm no longer paying 30 a poster to shitty artists you just type
in
90 for the year for ai art pretty easy i have no problem with it well you have
a problem with people
using ai no i don't give a yeah about for what for anything yeah i don't really
care no the artwork
looks kind of whack like kind of whacked out what's yours look like is it
better
it's still kind of whacked out but i kind of like it i don't know does it
matter yeah i don't think
it matters at all you could draw a stick figure with a microphone take a
picture put the date
on the bottom of it and that's yeah a lot of them are ironically bad where it's
like bad photoshops
that's what people do anyway was that what the depraved was the devil one the
devil that was ar
yeah that was a-i-r that was a-i-r but no it wasn't i didn't i didn't just say
hey give me a depraved
poster yeah i said i want a devil performing for demons in hell comedy right
yeah i broke down with
my prompt then i said i don't like that one i said regenerate like three times
then i like the one they
came up with there you go that's it then i put it into another poster making
program to where i can add
all of the names and the you know then you photo shoots you took it from there
then i i love satanic
comedies that's what i want to see i want to see the devil doing stand-up for
sure the devil talking
about relationships there's not enough of that there's not like nobody's doing
evil comedy you
know it's either quirky and fun and cute kind of like you know badass now but
nobody's nobody's really
bad ass comedy is also hilarious what's badass comedy you guys do badass
leather jacket cigarette
oh that's awesome no you guys are badass comics now you don't even know oh you
you think you're not
badass comedians we're not bad you guys are bad boys of comedy yes you are we're
not badass we're
good bad boys we're cutting edge job on guard we're cutting edge job on good
cutting edge job on guard
you guys are the bad boys you guys are the ultimate bad boys no we're the only
evil comics out there
dude mark of the beast you guys are wow you guys went totally to the dark side
yeah dude we're
slithering all day no we're slithering slytherin called it we're slithering no
obviously we're
there's nothing we can do to escape greatness we try i wish i could be slytherin
i just became
gryffindor just gryffindor through and through yeah lemare's hufflepuff fucking
asshole
fucking jerky hate people when you ask them what house they belong to and they
say hufflepuff or
ravenclaw it's great dude it's crazy it's infuriating yeah yeah there's no way
you're gonna
you can think but you can say that with a straight face ravenclaws what's that
one they just do
nothing i don't know it's like slytherin light yeah maybe we could be maybe be
ravenclaw we still
have a little bit of evil comedy true but we're also like dude selling out
corporate overlords but harry
has the marker of he shall not be named right in his forehead shame so you got
snl you're gryffindor
there's no escaping it okay we'll see last time i got gryffindor they banished
me
i had to be slithering for five years i've been trying to be griffin they
referred to you as he who
shall not be named on the set i'm coming back they're gonna have to fight me
they're gonna have
to join forces to wizard me away actually expelliarmus oh shane ah back to
podcasts
back to the podcasting realm
it's nice though i like the podcasting room you guys know i love that dude i'm
never gonna be
beyond the podcasting realm podcasting's nice podcasting fucking rules yeah you're
just talking
you're just trying to compete with someone's internal monologue at work as long
as you can
beat someone in their head being like this sucks you got a killer podcast on
your hands we're keeping
people alive yeah yes even how many people would have killed themselves without
your podcast
at least 25. don't you get like are you counting the amount of dms you've
gotten with people being
like hey dude just so you know i would have killed myself without your podcast
that's a real gay dm
that i get once a month no that's not good it's okay i have to fight every
instinct to not post it
and make fun of them every time yeah you really are the devil you're the devil
performing for demons
dude hey you're making a deal ai's gonna swallow you up it's gonna tear you up
it's it dude i'd like to
put money in the hands of hard-working americans and say make it fly it's more
about the macro picture
for me yeah so what you up to man what you been doing what's up man we've been
missing you what
have i been we do miss you i'm fine i've been broke for the past three months i
stopped touring i i i
stopped touring after i released my last specials i'm gonna take like three
months off why i'm i just
never really paid attention to how money worked in my bank account i realized
exactly how much touring
was keeping me afloat it was the first time in like a long time where i was
like like sweating like
legitimately like holy dude and uh yeah so you know i'll i'll really do
anything for money at this
point if you guys you guys want to pay me to do anything i'm really down we
make a flyer for me
can i make your flyers can i make your ai flyer please do you please hire me to
make your flyers and
just pay me a really competitive rate you got to take that's lemare lemare that's
your job dude i'll
do a flyer off with lemare i'll do it during the show difference i have someone
else yeah i was gonna
say those are nice you got spiffy ass flies yeah he's good those are spiffy i
actually i was like i
walked out i saw lemare designing a flyer for you yeah that was he gave it to
me i needed something like
now i was like let me get something now i'm waiting three days later i get a
text like how's this i'm like
i already have it can i see what it was it was i'll tell you right now because
i could 15 minutes
of flyer i'm in and out dude that's a real high-end art i i can make my man i
saw the flyer you made it
was trash uh i changed it i saw the yeah dude the ground floor of the crap flyer
lemare made
i got to do both their jobs i'm going to be honest with you if you just give me
both their salaries
i'll take a 10 i'll take a 10 drop we'll just start over i'll leave gas digital
i'll be
these guys are you trying to take our jerse bro you guys could never hispanics
come
he made his way to texas take your jersey that's a form of strong walls yeah we'll
defend our jerse
let's go at any cost how physical violence you know take them both brazilian jiu-jitsu
i know
i could definitely take them both no i don't think you could get both at the
same time i know i could
cardini's a wrestler who's not afraid to put a thumb in someone's butt and lemare
is he's a jiu-jitsu
athlete as well and a fake wrestler but right now he's got dinged up
he took a brewski tumble the other night he took the brewski tombees oh just
you rolled your ankle
walking oh yeah that used to be the louis jay goma special i just when i was in
high school once a
month and it would never heal because it was always a little bit wrong so i'd
be walking at it in the
middle of conversation just fall on the floor oh that's i'm still doing that i
shatter my ankle once
a year once a year i remember i did i i just for no there was no there was no
athletics involved there
was no i wasn't running i wasn't playing basketball it was simply just walking
and i was for like a year i kept
on doing it i was walking around in a cane when i was in like the 12th grade
you had a cane i had a
cane every day you were goth with the cane because your role angle but it was
more than it wasn't goth
dude at that point i had discovered more like metal pimp devil wear like you'd
be like it'd be like
a bowling shirt with the devil on like big jenco jeans oh my god you didn't
have a regular cane you had
like it you had an evil cane dude i know you had an evil yeah what was your
hand gripping what type
of skull head was it it was a skull with an orb dude no it wasn't a skull it
was like a hand with
an orb you're an evil wizard you're a dark wizard at school
dude i remember i had that clean dude and i i crashed my mom's car of course i
crashed my mom's car
you're up to evil mystery me and my friends we were hanging out and uh we're
just like you know cruising
around on my mom's dodge neon and uh it was like wet out i think i hydroplanned
i don't know exactly what
happened i just you know i've never been a good driver i just careened into
like a like a like a
seawall next to like the hunting river and i just up the front of her car and
then i went back i was
working at kfc at the time and my manager at kfc yeah dude you were evil at kfc
prepare the chicken
yes into my goblet throw it into that boiling oil give me the chicken caucuses
eye of newt please oh my god dude oh my god so he told me he was like it was
mother's day this is
mother's day dude senior high school and he's like yeah he was like go across
the street to shop right
and buy your mom flowers while you're buying her flowers or say then come out
and call the cops and
say somebody hit the car while you were buying your mom flowers right um it's
like the cop comes and he
he doesn't believe me at all he's like he's like the car he's like a car hit
this and i was like yep
you're looking to my eyes
why were you with the devil why were you evil
evil poor rican kid dude dude so the cops like why is there mud all around the
the
the wheel well around the tire yeah i was like i don't know dude they must have
threw mud at the
tire that's crazy i don't know they did that he's like it looks like you drove
off the road and hit
into a guard rail and i was like no i didn't do that definitely not took the
report anyway dude
they let me get away with it that's awesome and then i came home and it was me
it was like me and
like two chicks and my buddy and like i hobbled in i was like mom i was like i
crashed the car dude
she literally i mean i watched run at me dude like like like the real devil
dude like it was the
craziest you ever you ever see um uh what's that movie that's in silence with
uh jim from the office
yeah quiet place it was like the quiet place devil do she came at me and i was
like i couldn't
run fast enough did she started beating me in front of my friends and then we
all ran and then
my mom chased me and my friends through the streets of west havistra um they
left like their book bags
in the car and like the girl left her like varsity like letter jacket my mom
went to a bridge and
threw everything off my god yeah where were the flowers oh she oh she started
hitting me with the
flowers that's right i was like i got you flowers it was nuts i mean it was a
neon it was a dodge neon
yeah you can't that up that was uh yeah it was a big deal yeah dude smashing
the car up like that
that was literally the least expensive car that you could buy new in the world
yeah
yeah they were dodge neons were tough cars that is a tough car they were iconic
there's not one dodge
neon that's not damaged like that though no she could drive that around no you
can't see a dodge neon you
can't find a dodge neon today that's one color you can only find the panels
dude i would love to get
that dude honestly i have to buy a second car because my girl fucking ubers
everywhere and maybe
i'm gonna dodge neon dude how sick would that be yeah bro just a fucking used
98 dodge neon yeah
that would be nice have her bopping around in that that'd be nice yeah that'd
be sick yeah she's very
pretty so that'd be really fun i have an injury right now see a very pretty
blonde lady get get out
of a dodge neon i missed on the track i missed the trank toe my ass up what
happened shot trank dude
just 