Name: Ep 483 - The Inteligencia (feat. Casey Rocket, Lemaire Lee, & Shawn Gardini)
Uploaded: 2024-02-29T19:21:31.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Ep 483 - The Inteligencia (feat. Casey Rocket, Lemaire Lee, & Shawn Gardini)' from Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-02-29. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Ep 483 - The Inteligencia (feat. Casey Rocket, Lemaire Lee, & Shawn Gardini)' from Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-02-29. Transcript available.

Ep 483 - The Inteligencia (feat. Casey Rocket, Lemaire Lee, & Shawn Gardini)

wild wild west yay we started what's up guys yeah what's up man guys just let
me break the uh which
wall is that the fourth or the third or the fifth i think it's the fourth
fourth wall let me break
the fourth wall and tell the viewers at home let shane fly high dude he's gone
one more week he's
got to do radio city music hall oh yeah yeah what a victim give him a week off
dude yeah yeah that's
so stressful dude it was crazy i went back and i was like just saw the setup
and was in like the
his dressing room like before he did the dress rehearsal and i was like dude i
would
my head would explode there's 80 people just like moving stuff around yes
injecting adrenochrome into
shane what a nasty little why are you insinuating that he's now part of like
you're nasty bro we miss you we have the nastiest team
i'm celebrating i'm literally speaking in celebration yeah judas
i'm the black messiah dude it was for real and it was nerve-wracking to witness
just
the sheer amount of people yeah they're working on it and then it's like well i
better not this up for
everybody yeah yes and for myself that was a lot of pressure the liberal
intelligentsia wanted nothing
more than for him to flounder and fail they try to recreate reality and be like
oh he failed
no yeah it's like no he didn't i was there i was in the room they're writing
articles an article came
out yeah uh i swear to god hollywood reporter no yahoo news yeah who fucking ai
indian chat bots
had an astute analysis on the situation no they came out with an article like
right away afterwards like
bombed and then i'm like all right yahoo news i'll get it's all probably ai at
this point it's probably
not a person in the office yeah no guys just one lone computer blinking in a
dark office dude but
then npr npr npr came out uh maybe that night or a day later are you talking
about the national
puss ass radio yeah your national puss ass radio it's the official news source
for dudes in their
30s who can't achieve erections
that's what npr is not even like you it's not even about like i'm talking gay
guys you can't get hard
for gay guys i'm talking about heteros maybe who can't get hard for women it's
just it's not even a
sexual thing it's just lacking the vital spark in your soul that god gave you
because you've been such a
pussy he was like yeah i'll take that back yeah that's what npr is for and they
can't they came
out for real were like he bummed we they were like he's not even good and it's
like dude i was in the
room dude it's it's one if he for real like went up and kind of bombed it like
okay i was in the room
yeah people were having a great time he kind of crushed yeah it was perfect
exactly because i was
sitting there going like okay awesome great yeah you have to worry about that
anymore like a guy who
wasn't there i'm assuming was just like but he said the crowd wasn't having fun
it's like dude
it's a comedic device you nitwit go take this dude it's like try to get hard
and then go back to writing articles dude i didn't know when you lose your soul
god takes
your boners oh he does dude god takes your boners away from your soul and your
boners
the harder you are the more god loves you
oh the liberal intelligentsia is such a problem dude for real but it's been
funny watching their
opinions start to evolve now so now they're like uh headline maybe he didn't
bomb and like did pretty
good but it's still slightly problematic but also slightly good in a paradoxical
way like shut the
up shut the up dude you guys just give it up just be like yeah we were kind of
for a while
yeah no big deal just give it up yeah just be like yeah the was good it ruled
maybe we've
been kind of listening to our girlfriends too much in the past four years maybe
you
scale back on that a little maybe the isn't always right dude maybe i heard
that casey rocket what the
is not dude no man dude i mean this is high level meta analysis of the news and
stuff it's no big deal
a little above my pay grade yeah very smart i saw somebody sent me an article
yesterday and i'm not
even remotely famous and it says is casey rocket schizophrenic you can google
it it's a celebrity news
site i don't even i'm a door guy at the mothership like it's casey rocket they're
asking if you're
schizophrenic yeah it's a whole thing yeah there's like that's definitely not
as s-c-h-i-z-o-p-h-r-e-n-i-c
yeah it's pretty sorry not to have a big old skeleton spelling bee on you guys
yeah there we go
casey rocket disability who said schizophrenia is a disability i know well they
keep referring to
it as a disability yeah this is like an ai indian guy website i thought they
were going to say it's
south schizophrenic because i thought it was just everybody yeah pretty
concerning oh they're
worried about your health yeah i know but they gave me a clean bill at the end
so
it's good to have that in writing yeah he came out and had you do a
presidential fitness test
his hearing is remarkable yeah it's pretty yeah dude you get these like
my wife will have these like ai blogger articles about her and it's like her
husband lives in new
jersey and it's like dude you have you're totally yeah it's fake but this is
not the liberal
intelligentsia no it's totally ai it's written really funny it's like i like
the not even paragraphs
just sentences yeah it's unconventional i mean it sounds fueled the curiosity
about case what is so
unconventional what are they saying why are they saying i don't know i'm not
sure but yeah they seem
pretty shocked about the crab man dude i don't see that and see skin of
schizophrenic off that yeah but
again we can appreciate that all right maybe dude maybe uh that's a good photo
that's a good photo
that's a good photo i know and they call me casey rocky too they give me a cute
little nickname
under the picture casey rocky why does uh why does ai write sentences like indian
guys learning english
i think those realms combine i think they're actually we're using ai right now
to replace indian guys
yeah you know literally i'm not afraid of ai at all everyone i was talking to
duncan trussell about it last night he brings up a good point that it's like
there's this i forget what
it's called there's this new ai where you can be like sure what's it called it's
called sora what
the video george sorrows no yeah george sorrows yeah that's what sean would
have said he's a nasty
little i'm sorry right wing troll just kidding just kidding but no yeah you can
just be like show me
la mer begging for mercy after absolutely betraying me but you can be you can
describe it you can like
describe a scene and have like populate it with people but dude everyone's like
that's going to
take everything over it's like i really don't think so no it'll like take over
like stupid little
stuff here and there but if everyone starts using it every it's going to look
the same yeah yeah
don't sleep on human creativity no dude it's for real it's like it's not going
to be replaced by a
fucking machine no we're going to break it to you i feel like we're going to
start drawing on walls again
and just using that to animate the light you know i don't think we'll do that i
don't think we'll do that
but you've never seen that dude back in the day cave paintings they used to
back in the day they
could animate cave paintings like they just like flash oh like like the flip
flip flip like guy doing
i try to do one of those guy doing a somersaults in like the corners of a
notebook for my daughter
the other day yeah totally failed and she's like what what is that what is that
and i was like
he's supposed to do a flip you keep i got a space just the guy standing up not
even that he's no
squats you got to put pages between the pictures i didn't realize you can't put
them on you got to
put like a guy 10 pages a guy 10 pages otherwise there's no like fanning action
it was just like
yeah stick man doing a somersault he skipped all the middle tweens yeah but
either way but yeah that
was my analysis of the uh of entertainment news because i was for real it was
it was kind of jarring to be
like damn you guys are just like i mean fake news my feelings i hope it wasn't
even like a change
feelings i mean i'm sure if you read negative about yourself it sucks but the
problem was was like
dude it went fantastic and i'm swear to god i'm not saying that yeah it's just
weird to be like to use
that terminology and to back it up with like he didn't he pointed out the fact
that people weren't
enjoying the show it's like have you ever seen stand-up before yeah if you
point out the fact
that one lady's making a sourpuss it doesn't mean you're buying it's just a
funny thing to add
onto a thing yeah i'm telling you man if they could only if we got to get these
guys hard again man
can't get them some cialis no not cialis it has to be achieved naturally stop
with these
fucking artificial shortcuts bro i'm so sick of it casey how do you feel about
that how hard are you
getting just thinking about it yeah just thinking about it gets gets me a
little bit yeah i guess
yeah damn dude you are schizophrenic
look if you guys want me hard it gets me hard
the mere thought of y'all thinking about that gets me a little bit hard that's
what i'm talking about
that's why you're creative genius thank you guys dude so what is your so what
is your deal i know
you are you are a rising star in the austin comedy scene what's like what it
take me back to the
origins dude because i remember on kill tony that's when we had i think we
talked yeah it was a fun
talk because i was asking about obviously the fucking crabman the crab man and
then you you your
story into it was have you ever talked about that before like no i never talked
about that yeah
i kind of regretted it i felt like why did he demystify yeah a magician it was
a bit demystifying
yeah i don't think so i think it was the funniest explanation for the crab man
possibly i guess of
robo tripping and then studying your friend and stealing i guess that yeah for
sure that's pretty
it's hard not to be yourself so yeah if it was something else like oh i was
sitting in a think tank
and i thought of the crab man that would be a little demystifying yeah me and
my friend were
tripping on robitus yeah i think it deepens the mystery for sure because it
came from somewhere
artificial yes dxm dxm but it opened up i think it opened you up to another
portal i think it did too
my buddy took a well we all drank a bunch of tuss and it turned his skin all
red he had some sort of
allergic reaction was it cherry cuss yeah yeah he got like kind of like willy
wonka'd like you're
turning violet violet but it was uh yeah cherry apple red tuss you're turning
cherry crap man
who uh so it turned him all red and we were all like kind of staring at him
like is he red or i just
like thinking he's red and we're like yo tommy like you look pretty red dude
like something's wrong
and he's like oh red and he started like kind of being like i'm in a crab hut
or something and
we really like that so we all uh that's a good way to handle like a serious
potential health problem
grab it all red crab
i like my arteries have just burst so how how does i'm always curious about
this i've i've never
personally robo tripped like take me through that like how much tusk do you got
to drink to start
tripping beginner's dose probably just four ounces at the beginning but then
you quickly get a tusk
tolerance so like a tt tusk tall and uh you grew you get up to eight ounces so
how many times have you
robo tripped oh yeah hundreds what for sure i was really into it for a very
brief period but i was
super into it so like from the age of 14 to 15 i would do it like every other
day or something
i checked the bottle of tusk like four years ago yeah why'd you do it i just
wanted to see what it
felt like what happened i just laid on the couch was like whoa i'm moving in
slow motion yeah everything
goes really slow damn so it's kind of cool it's like that drug from judge dr