Name: Ep 486 - Seven Parrots (feat. Dave Attell, Ian Fidance, & Tommy Pope)
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Ep 486 - Seven Parrots (feat. Dave Attell, Ian Fidance, & Tommy Pope)' from Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-03-25. Transcript available.

Ep 486 - Seven Parrots (feat. Dave Attell, Ian Fidance, & Tommy Pope)

the wild wild west if you get if you're gonna be nice about it no i might not
dude i thought that
was the rough and ready podcasting that your generation loves no i don't like
the rough you
don't okay then let's hear something you get to play ball now what we're gonna
do you did that
you did that to me the first time oh yeah you were awesome it me up you were
awesome
it literally me up because i didn't know that was yeah it was like does he hate
me dude that's like
it was like hanging out with you me yeah i get it i'm still thinking of a
conversation we had in
like 2018. was i did i do some oh god today was funny where i was like don't
come then
me and me and dave me and dave will just sit here in silence without the one
thing we have in common
being able to talk to you listen guys come on yeah really sorry no matt today
matt's in chicago
with his family family sorry we were late today this week i mean i was gone i
had to go home to
mechanics bird that must be nice yeah it was nice yeah yeah do you go home a
lot i don't it was every
few months now that now that i'm down texas way yeah i don't get home very
often but it's all right
every time i go homes did the podcast start yeah this is oh okay this is it you're
gonna love it we
just oh hold on let me put on my glasses come on how many times have i seen
that this weekend five
times i've run out of fake laughs oh i keep doing it wow shane you got a piece
dave not so oh x-ray
vision you can see my tiny penis oh no to the fans i have to say shane i've
been waiting to do this
podcast and i always wanted to do a podcast at a crate and barrel this is
awesome you could tell
everything in this room was either bought online over somebody else yeah i got
it furnished and this is
clearly an airbnb it was clearly an airbnb this is like yes i did move into i
mean i know your love
of modern art that's why yeah that's big anyway dude great seeing you man it's
good to see you i'm happy
to see you when do you head back um i'm going from i'm playing the mothership
awesome weekend so far
great times and then uh i'm heading uh west coast of brea uh the brea improv
nice and uh my special's
coming out i guess on tuesday right yeah hot cross bonds on netflix can't wait
to see it it's really
good dude yeah it was there actually what we showed yeah i opened it it was
yeah i bet it's good awesome
it's like up there with uh the other thing i did skanks yeah yeah really my
body of work the two other
things it fits right into yeah why not no it's it's great man yeah i'll tell
you the worst part is going
back out on the road after the special and like how much material you have that's
not on the special
the new material and you're working on it as you're you know it's like whatever
poor us but that's
really the job of it yeah it's very embarrassing sometimes that's a good word
for it yeah it's really
humiliating to go i know you guys were excited now you're gonna see yeah yeah
get ready here comes some
shit i didn't do last time because it sucked yeah i'm trying to work on it
sometimes say a little
to the b team he'll be on stage and he'll go uh he'll do a joke and go it's
called new jokesy and
try it what the fuck no i've been there i did now you don't you cocksucker yeah
i do i go new every
set you dick well you know it's like and then he does a joke from five years
ago i'm like you
well but the times have changed so the joke has a new meaning all right there
you go we'll be right back
so how do you like living out here buddy i like it i've yeah whenever it feels
it feels good flying
back here then better to me than it did flying to new york but do you ever miss
mechanicsburg yeah for
sure like i don't know burning a book in front of a close factory or running
into a friend from high
school what happened buddy yeah i do miss mechanics when we were on birth store
and we played was it
scranton scranton that you had two amazing shows like when i saw you at uh in
queens at the forest
hills yeah you crushed that show thank you very much i gotta give it up to burr
because i think we're
burton and i like uh you know i think he kind of likes the challenge but that
was quite a challenge i
mean you rocked that house it was uh uh outdoor venue right forest hills was
awesome and then in
scranton that was like you could have like run for mayor that after that show
yeah i don't think they
knew i was on the show so that really that was a big surprise yeah and it was
in you know
and then you uh turn the water back on in the town what can't this guy do
god i hate i hate ian though what oh i really i mean you love me i do love you
you know i love me
ian is i'll tell you one thing ian is a self-starter this guy is really good
man he's always plugging at
it pushing it and uh you know you were crushing it this weekend buddy thanks
steve yeah that's
why i had a five o'clock no that's okay this is nice so well ian has a special
coming out too
right oh yeah do you really oh yeah april 21st in finance wild happy and free
oh man i knew i was
gonna youtube.com beanie and pod yes man it'll be great i'm sure ian loves a
good promotion am i right
what's it gonna be the launch party like for that uh nothing just you and your
cat
me and my cat just clicking refreshing see the views see the comments oh please
be nice please be nice
for me i'm gonna just put a plastic bag over my head
stick your head in an oven yeah you know what's cool in his special in the
outro i'm in it
and then in the outro of my special he's in it isn't that nice that's what that
deserved some
awkward silence i think isn't that nice you are did we ever talk about the time
we were in i think it
was pittsburgh where i kept i kept he kept telling the sound guy he's like this
is the music i want
to come out to and it was like some hardcore band and then i just kept making
them play it's raining men
he didn't know it was me wow he got off stage every show and he was like this
sound guy's with
him he got like really mad it was a real big sellout and then i'd go out and be
like it's raining men
i'd be like this fucking and i would start every set with like god damn thing
in the green room
and i was like yo what the is up with this sound guy man and you're like you
should go talk to him
and i did and then he goes and then you talked to him then the next night he
did it again and you're
like i'm gonna kill this yeah yeah wow that pitch for a good prop i have so
many good memories there
it's a great place i i love that place and i split a weekend with john lovitz
he did the early shows and
i did the late shows and the first show he spent an hour afterwards striking
his piano to get the right
spot for the next night and they made everyone waiting to see me wait in the
cold and i'm like
this is all the maestros in there yes so i was like i'm going in the green room
i'm saying something
this is rude and i walk in and i'm gonna be like hey man what what the and he
walks in he goes hello
and i go i can't stay yeah you're the best i go john hey i'm ian and he goes
hello i go i'm a big fan
he goes big fan i thought you said your name was ian i was like i love you
and then and then he goes so i heard you're bisexual does that mean you
buy sex and i go yeah and it's turned me into a debt sexual and he goes that's
good
that's all i've ever wanted that's good
how do you know you're by that's getting around huh it's probably the sound guy
he's probably yeah we got some queer coming in this weekend yeah yeah yeah we
got some i hate that
yes i think he watched my set because i was running my hour though oh okay yeah
yeah nice yeah thank god
for that that place is great i love that spot yeah garrett that was a fun
weekend we did all these
clubs are like a blur like when he's at pittsburgh improv and i'm going to be
there it's a great club
but i know it's like that's the one with the train in front of it right it's
got like a little rusted
choo-choo oh yeah that it's got that huge crane we climbed on it remember yeah
yeah that's how i know
the club are they from coffee or cvs i don't even remember everything else it's
actually in a shitty
part of town there's like across the railroad tracks it's just a shithole i
thought it was like it's
near a um uh a park like one of those scary kind of um uh lifetime movie parks
where people disappear
like a big party and then then it's like a long like what it used to be i guess
like a barge river
boat yeah everything used to have a real meaning you know like a real purpose
yeah now none of it does
now it's just it's not really walkable well that's isn't that happening in austin
there's like a serial
killer on the list yeah but he's only killing gays no he's going straight hot
guys he's killing straight
hot well then i'm yeah you are you better watch out i'm on the list yeah you
better watch out no
who's he killing isn't he killing homeless guys or something no i heard he's
killing like um finance
type guys so he's probably meeting them but we were talking about in the cab i'm
talking to him and i
asked the cab driver i go do you know anything about this serial killer and he's
like what yeah no one
yeah it was him what what no i don't know what i could show you some things uh
yeah i heard about it i'm
not worried about it and if he is killing homeless guys the whole city is going
to turn a blind eye
that's our batman we're going to let that guy commit some vigilante justice
they're going to find
evidence just like kicking in the river anything yeah everyone will ignore that
issue yeah so now that
you live here do you get to enjoy sixth street i assume you do i don't i don't
love it i get i try to
avoid it honestly it's a it's a it's a weird scene down there i think uh you
know the fact that like
you know it's that the club has that incredible security you know it's got like
rings of steel
there you know it's like like it's like an airport it's like a fort you know it's
a lot of different
things and then it's just all of that craziness those guys must be like you
know like you know these
guys are trained you know trained up they're professionals they look at that
like i wish i could
you know jump in on it yeah that's a mess that's fallujah those guys probably
flashbacks it was so
funny last night some or no the night before troy conrad's was there you know
yeah he's like taking
pictures he's like i want to get um you know dave i want to do a portrait in
the street like in the
middle of six street right and uh they were dave is like in the street one of
the security guys like
wasn't watching him and he goes on a full-on sprinted tape it was like i'm here
there was
like nothing even going on there just like so military mode you gotta be ready
when i used to
do that in sonic show and i never bring it up but this is like a good example
of like we never had
security like that we were our own security but it's funny in this situation
where there's like
security on security and like you know you know code words and like safe spaces
and all that kind of
stuff that these guys like when i saw them wanding and putting uh the phones in
the bag i'm pro phone
in the bag i was like especially after last night yeah i'm like you know what i'm
like that is the
coolest like honestly if that like i know not every club can do it but like
when a club does that i
think the shows are way better it's just better everyone's listening yeah
everyone's listening and
it's just uh you as the comic go like you know what this is where i can do you
know the joke that i i
know is not that great yeah or is not that appropriate and it's nice for them
because when
was the last time you just like sat and enjoyed without being like yeah uh or
like looking and it's
always funny to see the cellar when people walk out they're like what time is
it it's like they're
walking to a different universe yeah because they they get hit with some long
ass shows oh yeah yeah yeah
yeah they are they that's another thing you see is like late shows now l