Name: Ep 490 - The Truth About Watergate (feat. Nick Bryant)
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Ep 490 - The Truth About Watergate (feat. Nick Bryant)' from Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-04-17. Transcript available.

Ep 490 - The Truth About Watergate (feat. Nick Bryant)

the wild wild west yes yo what's up brother what's going on man chilling man
hanging out
hanging out what the dude i'm gonna i'm just in a silly mood i'm in a very
silly man i'm a wacky
man i'm gonna very i'm in a very light mood i just read you ever read thomas merton
before
i have read thomas written i finished his book seven seven stories beautiful
what's it about
oh it's about this guy becomes a trappist monk and how his whole journey like
basically kind of
draft dodge honestly he was facing world war ii and he was like maybe i will
become i'm actually
a monk and he's pretty clear about it he was like i was just going to check it
out and like we'll
give you one more month to get your affairs in order and he's like yeah monk it
is and his brother went
actually and died as a pilot and uh he wrote a very beautiful poem for his
brother at the end of the
book oh there's about his like brother's dead body that's just charred up in
the middle of some field
jesus christ great but it's a beautiful book though yeah very nice he embraced
eastern philosophy yeah
and buddhism and he was like the first major religious heavyweight in the west
to do that so
that is his writings are actually still pretty popular yeah so either way that's
why i'm just i'm
in a very light mood i finished you last point thomas murton has made you boy
it has he's he's
lifted me above just this absolute terrible society that we're all trapped in
well i'm sure our disguise
from all bring you back down to earth yeah let's talk put you in the seventh
circle of dante's uh
inferno yes you did you did a deep dive on on the diddler himself p diddy yes
you know it's kind of
interesting i i like to stick to facts and i've been watching people talk about
p diddy and
some guy says this and some there's just been this rabid speculation and then i
think i've even seen
the illuminati that he's part of the illuminati or something like that jay-z
and uh yes and um
so i decided to take a deep dive into p diddy i got his lawsuits the five
lawsuits that were
pending against him i read them and two of those lawsuits were initiated by
women who were minors at the
time i mean he he was really into roofing young girls yeah and molesting them
and one of the girls
that he roofied um he took video of him doing a bill cosby honor and um and
then showed it to a bunch of
his friends after and so he he's kind of a nasty piece of work but all his
homes were equipped with
hidden cameras yeah remind remind you of anyone yeah really so people are
comparing him to epstein now
it's going to be interesting because i believe that he's going to take the fall
for a lot you think he's
going yeah i think he's going to take the fall for a lot of people because
there are i mean paul he was
he was very unlike diddy though he let shine go to true well actually that was
like almost like a real trial
i think this one's going to be very carefully choreographed and some other like
maybe his uh
sons may go down i mean his son seemed to be rapists too so it's kind of
interesting but were
the two interconnect it's kind of which is what i found out is damian williams
is the u.s attorney for
the southern district of new york and he was the one that covered up the epstein
uh the epstein trial
he only that his district oversaw that investigation and they only called four
witnesses and those victims
had only been molested by epstein and maxwell he didn't call or they didn't
call
any witnesses that were molested by any of the power brokers that epstein was
pandering to is this
the original trial where they sealed it or his most recent one um no the the
last one actually maxwell's
trial yeah he was going to prosecute epstein too but epstein his death kind of
precluded that
true yeah but yes that trial was totally choreographed and it was a total fix i
mean maxwell should have
been indicted on multiple counts of child trafficking and the procurers should
have been they could have
done a rico with it where you get the procurers you indict them on 10 counts of
child trafficking
they're looking at a thousand years and then they roll over on the big fish and
that did not happen in
that case at all it was they kept it very tight and only maxwell was the one
that went down now that guy
is the guy and because it's kind of strange that p diddy's homes in la and miami
were were the ones
that were searched but that search warrant emanated from the southern district
of new york damian williams
so he's taking the helm of the p diddy case so of all yeah that's kind of nuts
so that's why i know that
the fix is in with p diddy but this is also interesting um damian williams went
to yale law school
on a grant from the soros's and where it gets a little interesting is peter soros
their kid
is in epstein's black book and he circled twice now being circled incriminate
you because the the house
manager who ripped off the black book um circled all the people that were he
thought were in cahoots
with epstein and peter soros is circled twice so that's kind of a conflict of
interest but i don't
think that that really matters so why are the penalties so low so she got 20
years right for
trafficking kids yeah because if you look up there you're about guys musting
kids they get out a lot of
times like the did you see the nickelodeon thing yeah well they would get out
after like six yeah
pickle boy they would do right how is it my man pickle boy dude yeah my man
pickle boy prove him dude
put him under the jail dude yeah he's back how is it that the penalties are
only like six years for
that versus like like you would think like we were watching uh we watched zodiac
last night
the guy the alleged zodiac killer yeah lee allen or whatever yeah he got in the
middle of being the
zodiac allegedly yeah he got arrested working at a school for molesting
children he went to jail for
like three years yeah why is the penalty solo for that got out went right back
to writing zodiac letters
and killing people anyway jerk yeah you get like 10 minutes that's what i'm
saying why is i have no
idea why the law is set up that way you would think like i would say like who
would you rather live next
to and that should be the law how long you go to jail for pedophiles 100 years
i mean it's not four it's
a it's a 15 to life sentence so i'm sure that if you're living in a trailer
park and you're molested
your old that that they'll put you away for life yeah but it's a little
different with the people that
run our world i guess what's the life sentence to live with your mom i think
that's the life sentence
life sentence your mother's basement for the rest of your life yeah you gotta
go home
i i would i would off myself before that happened you just get grounded i guess
if you're pedophile
but yeah that's crazy maxwell was like she was famous for it you think she
would they make an
example out of her for a long time you're saying she's in a dormitory now she's
in a dormitory
and and the the dormitories are generally for people that have done time and
been exemplary
prisoners and are about to get out but she's right in a dormitory now so crazy
she got how many years
she got 20 years do you think how many of those do you think she's serving
um well in the fed system i mean not that this is going to really count yeah in
the fed system you've got
to do 85 of your time so she should end up doing like 27 years or uh 17 years
yeah so but i don't
know if that's going to happen i mean she kept her mouth shut and she's got a
lot of money that's
waiting for um and i think that that was kind of the deal this is just my
opinion my surmises yeah
they sat maxwell down they said glenn you know you've done some really good
stuff for us you've
blackmail enabled us to blackmail a lot of people um but you know if you keep
your mouth shut
you won't end up like jeffrey epstein i mean you're going to have to do some
time
yeah but then you're going to have lots of money when you get out yeah maybe
she'll have her own like
target line i don't know if target would stoop that maybe walmart but i should
have her on the
walmart line i i'm a minnesotan and target began minnesota i've kind of special
affinity
although you know what's kind of strange is i think walmart and target are kind
of a jump ball
but as as far as like quality and yeah service and things like that but people
in new york actually
have target bags i've never i mean it's it's almost chic to have like a target
bag i've never
ever seen a walmart bag because someone using a walmart bag in new york yeah it's
yeah they'll
walk around usually they're homeless if they're walking yeah if you got the walmart
bag things are
going well yeah that's not a louis vuitton purse by any means well well
actually you know i saw a
homeless guy in here a couple weeks ago he had like eight target bags so so he
was doing well
homeless chic yeah well so so the diddy thing you you think diddy's good i
wonder i don't think diddy
thinks he's gonna go down where do you get that i just think about it because
it's like because they
were saying like well they were like he could just flee the country but i was
like i don't think he
thinks he's gonna so he just told me that they're like matt said he doesn't
think he's going there
i was like is matt talking to him no i i'm just saying because otherwise you
think he would flee
but if he's i think i don't know i think he is i think the boy's got him he
invented the remix dude
you think he's he's not going down now that's a valid point because otherwise
he has the means to
he's a flight risk he could take off i would think that there's a eye in the
sky on pete
i think it's like okay that makes sense i think the people that raided his
house are
yeah true pretty powerful true i think they got a good location on that guy
yeah we know you got
blackmail stuff that's what i heard i heard they raided the house to get the
the blackmail material
yeah i mean the the same thing happened with epstein where they drilled it safe
and they pulled out
hundreds of dvds what and um and i've done freedom of information requests on i
didn't of course want the
dvds because who knows you know what licentious nefarious things are filled
with but i did ask
for reports on the dvds i'm gonna have a tough time getting porn hub down here
i might need the epstein
dvds the box set dude get the portable dvd player going in the bathroom well if
i ever get the dvds i'll
toss me the good ones toss me the good ones so scrub the bad stuff and get rid
of the bad stuff it's kind of
funny when epstein died the fed said the case was closed yeah so then i put in
a foia for the reports
and then they said the case is ongoing oh oh really and then and then i did it
again um i don't know
about three months ago and then again they said the case is ongoing i mean the
guys in the ground and
rodney yeah but the case is ongoing so trying to see that uh stephen hawkins i'm
trying to see
you know hawkins might know some stuff about physics that we don't have a clue
about true
you never know sexually he could get a little wormhole going yeah that's kind
of crazy so he got so diddy i
know who was implicated diddy's was uh cuba gooding jr got hit pretty hard
everyone thinks meek mills
involved just because he was like you know they named basically his
circumstances but what was the
main what was like the worst one because i knew he had the case against cassie
that you're saying he had
the underage people there was little rod little rod that was the most
fascinating one that was the last one
and little rod i mean it's kind of interesting because they've done three addendums
his attorneys
have done three addendums to his initial statement and each one is getting more
salacious oh and
nefarious because the first one was pretty bad that was the first rod with cuba
gooding what's that
yes he's the one that yeah we got yeah keep it going more like cuba batting
true it's kind of
interesting on that uh link that i sent you it's um