Name: Ep 523 - Shirtless Workers (feat. Ralph Barbosa)
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Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Ep 523 - Shirtless Workers (feat. Ralph Barbosa)' from Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-10-23. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Ep 523 - Shirtless Workers (feat. Ralph Barbosa)' from Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-10-23. Transcript available.

Ep 523 - Shirtless Workers (feat. Ralph Barbosa)

the wild wild west hell yeah dude rolling hold on i gotta show off the hat yeah
this took like
a good hour hour work here damn where'd you you went south of the bass pro yeah
oh you got the ass
you scratched off the beat you did it a clean job too oh yeah well i didn't do
it my sister
did but it took like an hour your sister hooked you up yeah was it her idea or
did you be like
you okay obviously yeah i bought i bought like five of these two in case i up
so i keep trying
but i just i asked my sister to do it and she got it on her first try really
yeah clean man
man keep bumping this table so you're good bro damn that's sick yeah man i had
a vision and she
executed it i know i know people have done these before but i just i finally
have mine you know
yeah exactly this is like my greatest possession now that's your logo the ass
pro shop
that's what i'm gonna call my strip club when i own one you want to own a strip
club yeah i think
that'd be cool i just wouldn't run it yeah just own it yeah enjoy it every time
i've seen a guy who
runs a strip club it's like he has muscles yeah and he's usually like eastern
european yeah yeah i used
to deliver beer to a strip clubs when i was younger and it was like it's pretty
rugged man they got the
money counters going it looks cool yeah the money counters but they do look
pretty beaten down
and that's because dude imagine that's your workforce yeah you got to keep you
know i'm gonna manage
some pretty wild women i don't know i think maybe i could do it though i
probably just have to start
doing a lot of cocaine uh yeah would you are you worried that you might kind of
like simp out to all
the strippers working for you no i would simp i would yeah yeah dude if i had
like 12 strippers i
had to maintain i would simp uh if i had 12 i'd sent to maybe two yeah but then
the other one would
get the other ones would get jealous the rest i would i would treat so badly
yeah i'd be such a pimp
it's always been a dream of mine to just be like a horrible person like a
horrible pimp you know yeah
true i watch like movies where they or what was that uh show did you watch that
show with uh by the way
ralpha brosa thanks for doing the podcast bro i'm terrible at introducing
people no problem man let's
talk about pimping though yeah yeah what's that what's that show with um james
franco and who was it
the deuce maggie yeah yeah that was good yeah and the show the pimps outside
talking right that show made
pimping look so cool every show makes it look so cool but why is it such a frowned
upon or i guess because
they treat women so badly yeah like real bad did you ever read ice uh iceberg
slim almost called him
ice tea did you ever read iceberg slim's autobiography i bought the book and
then i read like within the
first chapter i think the first chapter made me cry yeah dude it's so sad yeah
i couldn't read on
anymore you gotta you gotta get cold man strengthen up that pimping though i
feel like that's like you
know depending on where your state of mind is that iceberg slim book could be
like somebody's 48 laws of
power exactly yeah it can really get you although dude i don't know if anyone
is built for that
if you got to find like a girl down on her luck and then you got to convince
her to go
guys for you for money people don't get mad if you pimp men no like if you
think about a good leadership
that's just being a good pimp true this is working your your men you know and
making them productive
getting in their head to make them the most productive yeah nobody talks about
the pimps of male
prostitutes are their pimps are like are male prostitutes just cowboys or like
are they arranged
by like a strong domineering man who like slaps them this is some somebody who
goes and slaps the
old lady who doesn't want to pay well male prostitutes pretty much only have
sex with men
what male prostitutes have sex with men yeah dude that's like 95 of what they
do i don't know i thought
i because i thought about becoming a male prostitute when i was in college i
actually put out an ad on
craigslist being like yo i'm open for business my friend told me he's like dude
mail okay you're
going off like craigslist data dude i'm telling you i think the real data is it's
like prostitutes
men and women prostitutes like 99 women prostitutes 99.9 if not 100 of the time
service men and male
prostitutes also overwhelmingly service men i guess that makes sense i mean
women get to choose most of
the time who they want to bang you know exactly so they're not calling i mean i
think maybe like there's
that whole idea there's like gigolos that have sex and it's i think it's like
so rare because i thought
i'd be out there just like banging horny rich milfs and it was just i got no i
got literally got no uh
you got no response not even from men not even from that's gotta hurt it did
hurt dude it did not even
the men but dude they're uh we took my in college i took my roommate's number
and it was like a prank
code on people i would put them on like craigslist personals and just kind of
like give them their
number and they get like weird phone calls and i put my roommate's number up
with this like story
about how he was like a young gay college man who was like looking for an older
more experienced man
because like these younger men didn't know like really his i like hit publish
his phone rang off
the hook for like for real like 12 hours damn bro good for him what does he do
now he's an accountant
he's an accountant he went for that he was pissed he found out what i did to
him and he was like don't
ever do that ever even as a straight dude i think knowing i could have had that
much business as a
bro it didn't and i built a nice narrative though i was like i'm a young man
looking for
an older gay man who knows what he wants and he was just non-stop bro that dude
could have killed
it and you you could have just pimped them that's what i'm saying make some
money i should we should
have i should have had more of a business mind about it man because i could
have put him out there
made a lot of money on him i think that um like and this is i what do you call
it this this is very
dude dude ish yeah maybe it's like misogynistic but whoever started strip clubs
like man like i got
like hats off to that guy yeah because this guy saw women or who knows i don't
know history that
well could have been a male strip club the first one right but this guy saw greeks
yeah yeah this
guy saw somebody and was like oh man that like that's hot look how she moves
right and then he
noticed that other guys also like that and so he's just like people will pay
money for this yeah like
let's put this in a building yeah because it was brothels and yeah some guy was
like yo hold on no no
don't these guys like well you kind of can if ever you know if we figure out
something but it was like
yeah just have them dance it's a good idea make more money after temptation
yeah and then all right
so then you're a strip club owner right i wonder when the first strip club
happened or like what
i'd be curious too 1800s i'm guessing i think so some sort of version of it was
brothels i feel
like they're probably kind of modern it went from brothels to strip clubs i
think although people
always had dancing girls so i don't know like when's the first one who kind of
like industrialized
the dancing girls yo 1947 all right so 1947 right and then pretty recent
through from 47 to like 48 49
50s people you know you got your successful strip clubs here and there right
and you're a business
mongrel you're just this titan in the strip club industry and you're looking
for the next best thing the
next best stripper and out of nowhere you see a woman twerk whoa that's gotta
be like seeing the first
alley-oop true true that is big like holy i didn't think about that this guy
sees a woman twerk do you
think like uh you think strip clubs were like in america they were like mostly
like like almost like
the sports were like very white and then like black ladies and other ladies
like hit the strip clubs and
everyone's like what the fuck yeah i think that was i think probably when black
ladies hit strip clubs
that was when like black dudes hit the nba it was the same time and everyone's
just like what all the
white women were like fuck she's taking all our fucking tips like i can't even
do that thing that
she's doing and they're just humping the ground trying to twerk yeah man that
must have been kind
of crazy i can't imagine what it would have been like a strip club in 1940
would have been 1947 1950 would
have been crazy i think i think it's crazy to think of like how like how did
how did twerking even
even start and i know i know somebody's gonna hear this and be like this is
such a dude conversation
but like i said maybe a man first twerked you know maybe it was a man they were
trying to tame
at first and and you know draft to their strip club but like how do you even
think of that how do you
first yeah it's actually i i would imagine black ladies started it and it's
like because i feel like
they did it back in like the juvenile videos like in like the like the early
2000s i mean they were
definitely the ones with the goods you know yeah yeah white ladies just figured
out kind of how to
do it yeah i've watched like like old movies like uh you're seeing roadhouse
yeah i have yeah and you
remember that girl who like she's like the girlfriend of what's his name the
bad guy i remember his name
yeah i remember patrick swayze is a good guy it was one of those movies i saw
too where i kind of
was like in and out of it but the young the young blonde chick she's like the
hot chick of the whole
movie and she's like dancing all sexy she doesn't twerk once not at all that
was the sexiest of
dancing at those times i imagine it was yeah it was it was like a skinny white
lady with a flat butt
kind of just like sliding up and down yeah there's no like there's no acrobatics
to it yeah and then
i i don't know i don't know if it was just like the 90s or somewhere like like
would you say with
juvenile right early 2000s late 90s black ladies just changed the game they
really did take over
and i'm just glad that like well i don't know i haven't done too much research
on it but i'm just
glad that nobody's ever tried to stop other races from twerking because you
know this is very touchy
these days the cultural appropriation yeah stealing culture vulture and whatnot
but that one right there
is like that's a gift yeah that's a gift to humanity yeah you can't you can't
guard that yeah i agree
and yeah and it's like i i feel like i don't know i feel like black ladies kind
of like if anyone like
tries to twerk even like a white they'll kind of like encourage her yeah i've
seen they'll like i
mean they might laugh and you know kind of tease a little bit but just a little
hazing yeah so they're
very they yeah they they'll give up the goods they'll teach you how to do it
well if you want to learn
they will teach you i don't want to learn but on to on to you know we're
talking about like business
uh entrepreneurs and stuff i might be able to start like the first
school of twerking or if there i'm sure there has to be one by now already
maybe you can start it up
you can run it but yeah i can have one there's probably not many of them no
yeah there's like
pole dance classes if you start it like a straight up twerking class yeah it's
called like a nice
gentrified neighborhood yeah you would get it you'd have you might have to like
soften the blow by being
like we're a pole dancing place but we have a twerking class within that i'll
be like there's no men
here it's like um contactless boxing you ever see there's boxing classes where
oh yeah but they never
fight yeah so it's like there's no penises around just come twerk yeah shape
you know just so we don't
get canceled we'll have to probably take on a few men as clients but you would
they would hit there's
always like two guys and like a i don