Name: Ep 524 - Tricker Treat (feat. Steve Gerben & Chris O'Connor)
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Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Ep 524 - Tricker Treat (feat. Steve Gerben & Chris O'Connor)' from Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-10-24. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Ep 524 - Tricker Treat (feat. Steve Gerben & Chris O'Connor)' from Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-10-24. Transcript available.

Ep 524 - Tricker Treat (feat. Steve Gerben & Chris O'Connor)

the wow wow wes
and we're starting now hello everybody we're back the three of us i guess mckeever
couldn't make it
no he he's working like crazy yeah yeah busy as hell yeah he's extreme i don't
know how he's doing
what he's doing no he's doing a little bit of everything he's he's now at that
point where
he can't get to there's always somebody that needs something yeah which that
could be trouble
because then you're going to have to handle a lot
and then dwight gets his dick sucked constantly and uh he becomes the boss and
is really cool and
everyone thinks he's cool i did a cool thing i went and got a mask made you got
a oh yeah yeah
for the show got silicone put on yeah nice for when i blow your head exactly
yeah i wanted to give me a
terminator eye um how was it that sucks uh it wasn't it wasn't that bad it was
kind of nice and also my
my dad wound up being like 10 minutes away they pulled my dad out of retirement
what do you mean
yeah my dad retired from engineering and then he's working yeah he's working
today so you got to see
your father yeah yeah i got to have a little meal with him which was nice we
ate hot dogs
you and your dad ate hot dogs yeah yeah we shared a hot dog yeah it was nice
and some cheese curds
talked about minor league or not minor league but like youth league hockey for
a little bit
talked about kids and ate hot dogs that's a good day it's a great day where'd
you guys eat at the park
no we went to this place called destination dog you went to this hot dog
specific restaurant yeah yeah
that's nice yeah it was great i'm not a big dog guy wow these are good hot dogs
i hate hot dogs
me too what do you mean i just hate i obviously i'm i'm munching yeah i'll grow
up with the best but hot
dogs i just hate hot dogs no good hot they're disgusting well they are of
course you're a terrible
ally in this all you literally you eat chicken fingers no which by the way
chicken fingers obviously rule
yeah yeah yeah but uh no it's more grilled chicken and rice and uh broccoli now
my diet affects how i
feel of course yeah yeah so are you are you bulking up or is it okay yeah i did
think i've opened it
because i did and i i started to tell you this yeah and then i stopped but i
think i unlocked a new
power source in the golf where this power swing story was going yeah yeah there
was more to that story
no there wasn't but it wasn't i wanted that to be there there could have been
that needed to be done
that was one of the worst stories i've ever heard in my life well i don't think
it was you should
tell everybody on the pod i don't want to everybody's just gonna make fun of me
no one's gonna make
well this is the so we're in the middle of us filming which is it's long and
then steve's like oh my
god i saw him smiling he saw me said that's all it was by the way i literally i
the tiniest little
reason you were literally looking at the floor going
he's imagining how bad the story is gonna go yes but also wanting to say it
yeah desperately
wanting to say it yeah and the story was you hit a golf ball far well so i i i
played both days
played saturday and sunday this is already so tired when we're filming no i
didn't know it energizes me no
it doesn't don't do that we are at risk of losing you to injury you're trying
to go for the long ball
you were barely making it the other day yesterday god damn well we all got sick
from
from one of the yeah yeah yeah it spread around yeah yeah one of the guest
stars yeah maybe it's tough to
blame him fair enough yeah it could have come from anywhere regardless you're
in close quarters with
a bunch of people breathing it's coming from me i'm we'll see dude i'm yeah i'm
a suspect i had it
yeah yeah i had something going on you brought it in but anyway he saw me smile
i had to tell the story
which is just that i you know had this feel in my backswing let's also i know
you're trying to get to
this incredible story but let's make sure everyone knows this is out of nowhere
this isn't like we
were talking about golf we were talking about anything this is just all right i
think about it a lot this
is in a silent room pretty quiet yeah but we also you know we we see each other
every day there's a
limited amount of stuff to talk about so i had this other thing to talk to you
about it's kind of the
highlight so let's hear it so uh i made a few swing changes and then got this
feel that gave me a lot
more coil in my backswing and i hit a bomb like you know i hit a couple bombs
frankly coming down the
home stretch yeah and my playing partner you know was like damn you cleared the
bunker into the wind and
i was like i never would have done that it's a good feeling yeah that's it that's
that's the feeling
but see this is the thing i think it's only most people who don't care about
golf it's whatever if
you love golf that that feeling of connecting with the drive and watching the
ball sail it's just it's
whatever you're supposed to feel when you listen to beethoven it's just this
thing and i i got to feel
that and i love it it is great and and we were feeling that a little bit at top
yeah if you hit
the golf ball far it's fun yeah yeah to have somebody pulling it out you pumped
that i did pump it and
then i had 80 yards left i had a perfect 80 yard day fell shot made the putt
birdie it played a birdie
i did have a birdie nice thanks that's good that's it that was my boring ass
story that i thought of
and then thought of his response to it and then of course i have to tell it so
just walk the plank
that was uh i do really want to get good at golf
yeah it'd be fun golfing would be fun yeah unless you're golfing with steve and
his buddies
enjoying the sport hitting a 120
although you said you hit in the 80s 86 was that the day with the birdie yeah
yeah yeah you're
feeling it i was feeling it yeah how'd you feel when you got home how'd you
feel when you got home
your girlfriend catch the business did your girlfriend get the business
yeah yeah all right i shouldn't have asked no you carry it over do i carry
whatever the confidence
of a good golf game uh yes but i don't but i don't carry over the bad stuff you
don't i don't
carry it with the bag it's bad i don't believe that just fucking lies dude you
don't take it out on
her if you have a bad day no come here no what these golf stories make me
really miss matt's
dream stories because we we went out and we had some dinner last night and i
went home but then
in my dream we stayed out and got fucked up that's fun yeah yeah we got really
fucked up might be the
ticket like you're actually sleeping in your head i was but then i got so
shit-faced somehow i woke up in my parents house and in a drunken stupor i had
like started like
a variety of puzzles all over the floors of my parents house and i woke up and
i was like i don't
know how i'm gonna explain yeah what happened last night and like what the were
you doing you kept
making puzzles all over like what the is wrong with you yeah sure so how about
the golf yeah
golf's better than that because it happened in reality there you go it really
me up i'm not gonna
lie the puzzle thing yeah yeah my imaginary debauch tonight we had a nice night
we did have we had a
wonderful night i stood my ground you did you cow i did i did he's a cow i
wanted to get to sleep so i
could get dinner with our ladies and we had a nice dinner but we were
discussing halloween costumes okay
of course the ladies are they want to go as slutty whatever sure and it's like
you know why not not do that right yeah it's cool when i wasn't dating you yeah
yeah but now you know
yeah cover it up a little i'm sitting there i'm in the middle of i'm battling
both girlfriends
okay this one silent judas really that was peter i i said at the table i would
like to get some sleep
tonight i do not want to open this can of worms i think that's fair what do you
think of that i'm in
the trenches doing battle he even said i appreciate what you're doing wow which
was a mistake so what
do you actually think though it didn't come back to haunt me not in the moment
that was a slow burn
that fight yeah yeah so what do you actually think um i like when other people's
girlfriends are dressed
slutty that's sure yeah but chris what do you actually think so what do i
actually think yeah and
you were saying no i wouldn't know i was saying that we're gonna have a halloween
party and it's gonna be a
bunch of people from my work and half of them are 40. you know this is right
this is not the time
yeah i think it's gonna wind up yeah so then i'm saying well what is your
opinion yeah i think it's
gonna wind up being like a bunch of just like our friends boozing and like
being dressed super
slutty's gonna be a little weird yeah yeah but that's all yeah yeah i agree so
that's that's what
i genuinely think but you can't get in that argument yeah yeah what did the
other side of that look like
what is the other side what is their argument yeah that you're an insecure
controlling
fucking pussy that's the argument which is which is tough you can't break out
of it you gotta go i don't
find no i think that's the big missile in mario i don't i i i i would disagree
with that argument
i would say it's not about being insecure it's about making my friends maybe a
little uncomfortable
because they don't want to look at you sexually because me their friend is
dating you yeah but yet
you're sort of forcing you're going you're going sharia sharia law on this you're
going you're mine
you're mine let's cover you up a little no and i agree no no i agree because
you're mine my enemy's
enemy is my friend i'm saying because my friend yeah my friends it's like they
yeah don't give brian
six a boner at the hall right right but yeah that's that's never an argument
you can win i've been
down this road obviously we all have well because you get you once you start
getting
to specifically like how long or short a skirt you're just you're i did that at
the table
stop me stop me where the dress up your knee tell me where the dress stops and
if you know when you
say it like i'm saying right now it does come off a little bit controlling and
abusive but it was not
it was a fun friendly conversation that ended up not being friendly but at
first seemed friendly i was
trying to suggest a variety of costumes that maybe you know shouldn't require i
was going to go as
frankenstein yeah bride of frankenstein yeah it's like a turtleneck full gowns
yeah yeah that was
passed upon princess leia princess leia was nice you want to say hillary clinton
yeah i want cloud cities
princess leia slave leia was what was settled upon was just metal bikini
princess leia was
that's that's an idea for real i was just like no yeah it's gonna be 40 degrees
don't miss frizzle was in
the mix that was nice that's a big dress i knew where that was going yeah the
scuba diving episode
they editorialized miss frizzle a little bit yeah and what are you you're still
playing on the
referee costume no no i i because i don't i don't i'm shy and i know that that
doesn't sound i was
thinking about this you're shy man yeah i am shy and i think to make this
costume funny when the idea
behind the costume was i'd be like uh why are you laughing uh nothing nothing
keep going okay we'll
come back to that okay uh the idea behind the costume is of an nfl referee i do
have like a
little mini yeah you're throwing party fouls you're right and i'm hitting
people with the flag and calling
party fouls yes and i will say this has been done it has it's probably for 30
years okay then that's okay
that's it's not it's original to you but i'm not going to do it because again i
just don't have the
frankly balls to like go around and i think you do no i don't well this me
because i bought a
referee outfit and i was going to be wearing it when you got there no are you
serious you're going to
be so funny with me it was chris's idea to get a white hat so i'd be the head
official
we were laughing so hard last night if you showed