Name: Ep 526 - Reunited (feat. Billy)
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Ep 526 - Reunited (feat. Billy)' from Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-11-01. Transcript available.

Ep 526 - Reunited (feat. Billy)

wild wild west hello we're fired up we're back dude what's up a lot of you
fucking doubted dude
yeah dude you never thought you'd see us haters are just running back for their
little
fucking rabbit imagine the haters right now think of all the dams and libs that
thought
we would never be together that was lib behavior spreading this info online
john carlos stands a bad dude look at the donk on this man
wait do you see him run oh he doesn't have to if he hits a three-run warning
track power with the
donk the donk tag him up he's safe jizz chasm safe sorry we're just if you hate
this too by the way
we're watching america's pastime if you're sorry about that we're watching the
yeah you're definitely
a damn that was you just failed the dem test alternate dem test are those guys
watching
fucking baseball for you um god no that was full liberal behavior but that's
why we forgive all
it is what it is man of course we're not we're not joe biden dude we don't
think half of the people
are garbage all right that brings us to our first that was that was so divisive
when you said that
how would he say something like that dude that's like i don't know man for real
though think how
funny that is bro they had it they had to be hint i mean how big of loot they're
losers oh yeah the
fucking democrats i also you're getting handed if you are joe biden it's
probably the best thing you
could say like they're constantly trying to arrest him and his family garbage
is probably the easiest
word they had the moral background they finally got it back you got the layup
you got tony hinch
at the garden the hunger man and then the hinchpin dude the hinchpin got loose
and then general and then
joe biddon gets on to respond on a zoom call the camera's like up here he's
like yeah well they're
fucking garbage dude before that he was literally out to get ice cream he
crushed he was in baltimore
nice crushed ice cream went on zoom was like you know what i mean to be fair to
like jump into his
world for a second imagine just like yeah you get the presidency taken away
from you just launch a triple
scoop and you just fully send it in like trump sucks and reporters are dumb
idiots i get it puerto rico's
actually my favorite i mean chug hit him with that lunchroom mind when they did
the debate he's like
or we did the debate with kamali's like he doesn't like you and then they just
kept on talking about
something else that's a great he actually doesn't like you behind your back
just so you know with
that dude she's probably yeah she's probably been in a downward spiral since he
heard he hit her with
biden doesn't like you no one likes you everyone talks about you behind your
back oh yeah i didn't
know you hit it you're mean you hit me with the fucking bezery and they're
saying she won that
debate even though he said nobody likes you lib said she wanted to brother the
commenters yeah yeah
yeah the 150 iq redditers like actually if you break it down
i had a milk toast take actually can we all agree i didn't know trump said that
to her i can't nobody
likes you everyone actually hates you i can't get hinchcliffe off the brain
dude bro it's all i think
about all this it makes me laugh it's the funniest thing about it's the
funniest thing that's if trump
loses if trump loses it's the ultimate and it is tony's fault and because of
that world war three does take
place tony hinchcliffe is archduke france ferdinand he is you're going to look
back and go why did this
happen dude i'm going to be holding my whole family and i'm going to see the
blast radius before we go
out in a hot flash i'm going to go an island of garbage you can see the blast
race you're going to go
unbelievable just going to dust yeah arguments online i'm going to be holding
my kids like
actually it's kind of he actually kind of crushed it yeah it actually was funny
it's hard to do that
it was 11 a.m he's probably nervous and just went back to material who cares
the arguments online the past three weeks have been insane it's like people
like dude did you know trump
actually was in a mcdonald's that was closed that wasn't even open and like
that's the only thing
they've been arguing about yeah hinchcliffe that's just roasting you guys don't
know he's
actually a roast comedian i saw kamala harris commercial with tony hinchcliffe
in the beginning
of it in like black and white they hit him with the black and white oh my god
bro it's so good
it's the funniest person possible you see the tim waltz commercial no spade
sent to me it's so gay
dude what did he do he was just like look all right guys we're the game's tied
i'm going to be honest
here but we're going to make every block and go down the field and we're going
to try to win this
game just try to use the football on how he's like your americana tim wallace
is pure americana he is
he showed his true colors dude he was like aoc runs a mean pick six yeah just
it's like bro
he's a defensive coordinator you're going to say some like that stop trying to
talk football bro
he said aoc runs he said yeah they played madden together it was like a oh i
saw the video i saw
the then he tweeted it i mean i doubt he even tweeted it i saw any doctor
doomed for a little bit
he's a twitch streamer yeah between saving the middle class i'm also streaming
twitch i
love video games i was just waiting for an a 65 year old white guy obviously i'm
jamming video games
in my basement with a headset on it probably actually is do you think i mean i
mean there's there's a lot
about that it's probably i guess i got a little neverland ranch we're not here
you're scoring
touchdowns what's that black insurrection sorry he took them apart yeah that
was the funniest
handled our business touchdown to me dude i got so much hate because i was in
the comments
on that just like dude i don't think this is real and everyone's like you're
gonna look so
stupid it's like the kid's talking about getting raped on an email he's like
actually i'm gonna end
it here and i'll hit you up later on and tell you it kind of if you look at the
election as like a game
it is kind of the sickest game it's like you have him in there like dude they
said you like suck
the chinese guy's dick and he's like can we just say trump's a nazi you're like
yeah we'll fire that
up they're spreading rumors about each other that is also crazy trump's
actually a nazi it's like
you soaked a little kid's dick in china he's like all right this is on call for
it what are we doing
hold on a second you just crossed the line that's such divisive rhetoric let's
just stop it dude but
also trump's hitler so that hitler was crazy like hitler was that master in
square garden so was trump
can't you see the ratings on the walls it's like dude was hitler at msg yeah no
it was hitler
there was a nazi rally but the locals yeah the local nazis the guys that were
just trying to figure
things out dude those guys you want to talk about q anon feeling dumb think
about being a dude in 1939
going to hitler they were american military intelligence i swear to god i think
there
was like a banner of george washington is like a national like i think the
background was george
washington was maybe some swats getting tossed up dude he loved henry ford
really henry ford i think
reciprocated a little bit everyone i think he reciprocated yeah i think the
time did everybody
was tossing up yeah it's got rock man of the year to be fair to be fair and i
didn't know it's 2020 my
friend to be fair they didn't have the the swa wasn't it wasn't it wasn't yet tainted
right
obviously he was wildly anti-semitic but no it wasn't think about that was that
that was a virgin swath
thirties germany you see the swa you're going you don't know best logo of all
time i think if a
country just came out of nowhere with a new logo you say at least you would say
at least hear him
out you go let's at least hear him out and you go wait what wait what is it
hold on what are you
think about going to the garden for this nazi rally in the 30s be like yo i got
tickets you
want to go be like yeah i'll check it out you bring your girlfriend i don't
know these guys
he might be he might be hinchcliffe might be ageless dude he might be a fan he
might be yeah
he's just resurrecting the wreck he's he's been waiting 300 years to resurrect
the right
dude it might be five it goes back to like ancient area it goes back to like
ancient ariana when they
went through like india there's a there's a hinchcliffe leading them we should
ride horses
yeah that could be that could be the real battle behind the scenes it could
just be people resurrecting
the reich from like 800 years ago yeah it was a hinchcliffe carlson jordan peterson
i will say the
right does have when we were watching that trump's superheroes x-men video the
right is is gay yeah that
is a uh it's so embarrassing that was that was really fucking rugged man
we only watched like 10 seconds of it too yeah but it was him just being like
dude
fucking elon much is so fucking sick also this is a man also clearly incredible
cognizant ability
and hopefully a good man he's trying his hardest to be a good man at least it
appears that way which
is all yeah and then they have like the like debate bukkake where it's just
like
fucking one guy versus 25 people like oh yeah it was surrounded dude you know
my mom texted us on
sunday morning it was just surrounded about abortion she's like you guys should
watch this like dude
how about that abortion commercial we got hit with during the world series yeah
it was pretty rugged
they hit like fox hit a full disclaimer before it and then it was just some guy
dressed like a
mad scientist showing actual photos of aborted yeah it was pretty rough oh man
dave mccormick
commercials on i hate this son of a dude connecticut i already flew back to
connecticut mccormick
dude man john ceo connecticut dude like the other politicians wasn't everyone
running kind of rich
obviously i don't think there's anyone who's like this guy's poor as if they
are this guy's poor
it has to have been done before but i keep laughing at it all i want is a
sketch of a dude like a local
politician like sitting down with his family to watch baseball and it's like
bob casey jr is a
fucking rapist he let a terrorist come in and rape my five-year-old daughter
and just a guy sitting
there like oh he does coke no one knows it but he does this is a worker giving
a testimony like yeah
bob casey showed up the other day he raped my daughter and fucking let an
illegal immigrant in here
wait he raped and then i'm a cop and bob casey my ass dude that guy fire bob
casey paid for my case
bob casey held me down and ate my ass like a he totally ignored my penis and
just went
to town on my ass all he did was service my ass what the from the front too it's
kind of nuts
yeah they also don't even tell you who's like i don't know who what party these
guys are in they just
show you they're like this f***** lives in connecticut get this guy the f*****
out of here can you believe
he lives in connecticut a mansion which is funny because it's going to work
because these dudes
somebody's going to i'm if i went to vote i'd go in there i'd be like all right
it's trump versus
kamala then i go oh yeah there's that cocksucker bob casey yeah you don't know
any of these people
this guy's from connecticut bouncing around your head and you see a bunch of
names and you're like
this is the best this is the best one transgender operations on illegal aliens
true dude i told you
and then here it comes uh yeah that's good that for real trump's for you that
might win the one uh
that same ad i think starts with they're letting in rapists murderers and even
terrorists
what mexican terrorists got terrorists dude killed seth rich yeah or they just
cut to like a
apart from like one of those shows like the cartel pulling a head on the devil
chris county
yeah dude i mean i mean after two weeks i think we might be out of the woods on
this hopefully
nah h