Name: Ep 532 - Dark Queen & Cuck King (feat. Adrienne Iapalucci)
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Ep 532 - Dark Queen & Cuck King (feat. Adrienne Iapalucci)' from Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-11-25. Transcript available.

Ep 532 - Dark Queen & Cuck King (feat. Adrienne Iapalucci)

the wow wow wes thank you for doing the podcast thanks for having me doing my
professional
broadcast i love it i'm counting this as exercise that i'm standing the whole
time you'll feel it
tomorrow i like i swear to god i wake up the next morning i'm like dude did i
like work all
i'm like technically i worked but i'm like i never feel like physically exerted
like i
exerted myself and i'm like i feel like i'm putting in an honest day when you
are even just
shifting weight from foot to foot i feel like this is picking up me breathing i
know it's a
whole fucking thing i had it took me forever to figure it out peas i'm moving
away yeah can you
still hear me if i move it away but okay adrian appellucci yes matt mccuska is
it adrian or adrian
what do you prefer i guess adrian but i i know i'm open to it adrian appellucci
i have a serious
fear of mispronouncing people's names so i just usually don't say them ever
that's smart well
people pick up on it when you call someone like dude for the fifth time they're
kind of like all
right i prefer it though me too i don't think i don't think we need names i
like i meet everyone
i'm terrified i'm gonna mess their name up so i'm like hey what's up man they're
like hi matt
and i'm like all right they don't show off man yeah just be like what's up hey
what's up man how
you doing yeah also if someone doesn't know my name it's like not offensive
some people get offended
you know comedians get offended about that means get offended by everything but
it's like i don't
if you don't know my name it's like i have no idea who you are either like
exactly it's perfect
yeah perfect it is nice i will say we were talking about this briefly but the
idea of like luckily
we met last night i was happy we got the hang yes me too that because it's like
dude meeting for the
first time on a podcast is weird and then filming it that's the worst part then
you're filming the
encounter it's like love on the spectrum where you have to just like film like
a terrible encounter
and just be like so uh what is your take it's just it's been a nightmare man i
miss i miss you i miss
my co-host oh i bet he's gonna he's gonna come back he's probably very excited
yeah it's um yeah i mean
again it's like i i i've gotten to the point now where i'm like i could just go
get like i don't
want to get a regular job but i feel like i uh if it happened i'd be like yeah
i had a good run
so every day is a blessing you have like a huge following i know but i'm closer
to a day job than
you yeah perhaps but it's like this is the way i think it's like um you know
what would you do would
you go back to what you were doing before you would like try something new i
think i'll try something
new like what therapist i think you need like schooling i have my social work
masters i got
my masters in social work excuse me excuse me but no listen i don't know
anything about you
i know matt that's about it i know i know and that's good man i think that is a
good thing i i um
i don't know so you have you you just got the netflix special congratulations
that's awesome how do you
feel do you feel like i feel good about it i honestly thought people would be
more upset why
i don't know i guess because it's some touchy topics i have gotten some like
nasty dms which is fun
did you really yeah one lady i guess got upset by the gaza stuff and she told
me i was a disappointment
to hitler like i'm worse than hitler he would be disappointed by my jokes what
are you saying she's
saying that you would have offended hitler she's saying that my joke first of
all she didn't even
understand the joke she's saying it's like egregious towards jews and i'm like
you don't even understand
the joke but also then she's like you're so bad that you would disappoint hitler
like hitler would
think i was over the line that's a bold claim i was like what a what a huge
feat to disappoint hitler
yeah true or just being him being like this lady's a menace this lady's an
absolute menace who needs
to be stopped she needs to be stopped let's get me back there history will
remember her for all
time for the atrocity she committed yeah and then like some other lady told me
i was she's like you're
gonna get cancelled i'm like by who yeah yeah true well it's it's uh so yeah
then i guess like tell
me your situation so are is this like your first foray into kind of like the
public consciousness or
like what you've been how long you've been doing 20 years okay yeah so you've
put an album out and then
i did the uh degenerates like four years ago on netflix so you're like just a
short set so you're
no you're no stranger to is this like is this like more of a swell of like
people like hitting you up
now or like have you been dealing with people like that i mean i've always
gotten people like even at
a show being upset or like after telling me stuff yeah it is weird how everyone
feels like they need to
tell you what they think yeah yeah like that's a weird part i guess of social
media that you didn't
realize was oh i didn't realize that was going to happen when we first got on
that everyone has an
opinion and they think it matters oh yeah big time especially when you're just
like did you get upset
when you read like nasty messages or just kind of like i think maybe years ago
when i first started
and i didn't understand it but like i don't care now they actually i enjoy them
you think it's kind
of funny yeah i think it's kind of funny also you give me so much power that
you're so mad
yeah worked up that you have to tell me how you feel yeah like what a
compliment you leave my show
like you came to the show you made plans to have someone watch your dumb kids
and you're so mad
that you're gonna go back home probably hit your kids too i mean you ever think
about that they're
like that lady doesn't know about gaza and you're like you just take it out of
your sleeping children
i don't know anything about gaza a lot of the stuff i make up for sure everyone
makes up everything
even like serious people make up stuff about gaza nobody knows we don't really
know i don't know
anything about ukraine either but like none of it i know very little about it
and i'm talking about
all of it as you should as you should i'm not qualified to really talk dude i
tried to read
a book once but i'm gonna get to the bottom of like the whole israel palestine
situation i just got
bored i was like i'm not doing this why should i do you even understand it like
if i'm really if i'm
bored i like tune out so quickly it's like very hard to keep my attention and i'm
just like out i the first
chapter was like how israel got founded and i made it through a little bit of
that then i was like
this is too many dates i'm done don't throw dates at me yeah it was it was like
uh apparently they
said that the what was they said part of what made israel like you know nation
states part of like
the thing driving america or whatever to help them out was that there were a
group of christians who
believe that if g when jesus come back when jesus came back he wanted the holy
lands to be the way
he what he left them so like they're like we need some jews there or else jesus
is going to come back
and be like what the i mean this neighborhood's going to that's so funny i know
where he's like
could you deport me somewhere else this is bullshit don't you think if jesus if
he was going to come
back who would have come back already like it's just like it's not going to
happen i don't know he
might he could be waiting for the new he might be checking zillow being like
tents are going for
fucking nothing right now i thought my tent would be worth ten million dollars
by now i believe in it
more if he went back to like flint flint michigan he's like i'm going to turn
this place into it
how would it be so sick if jesus did jesus did come back and we're like dude we're
just
fucking kidding yeah we're just kidding jesus you fucking rule thank you so
much for coming back
yeah i i think that is i don't i don't think he's uh you know again it's like i
don't even want
to say it because if he comes back he's going to be like you hell fine i don't
care it doesn't
matter what you think privately all you have to do is say like yeah he's
definitely coming back but
you also if you're like a christian you could just be like i'm sorry right
before you die and
everything's forgiven yeah you can you could do that but again then it's like
then you go into the
afterlife and you're going to spend eternity just being like sweet i did it i
tricked him he's like
go around drinking like free starbucks you could just go around and be like i
still don't believe
true i actually think it's fake yeah hell's of it did you go to like catholic
school or like i went to
catholic school my whole life did you same here yeah did you believe in hell
when you were little
i guess you know they drill it into your head pretty bad and then at some point
you're like
church is boring i don't believe any of this yeah so i don't know i don't
believe any i think it's all
fake yeah i think a lot of it is definitely fake i mean obviously say that to
the picture behind you
i was trying to get the most like just drawing artwork i could possibly find is
that supposed to be jesus
i don't know i don't know if that's like the underworld boss that might that
might be satan
himself oh okay and then up here is heaven no is this that's earth that oh and
that's heaven it's
of course of angels yeah well this is let me tell you this is what how this
whole um idea came to
fruition this this whole like just stupid set um i just was like spinning out
just trying to figure out
like i just want to do like a different look while shane's gone this will be
fun and i i like took i had
off i used to do like mushroom microdosing a lot and then i stopped for a while
and then like i just
got back at it and then the first day i was back on like the little mushroom
microdose
i just came up with this idea and then i like ended up carrying it out and now
i'm kind of like
this is a bad this is a terrible what do you think is bad about it the pictures
i like the pictures
the pictures are cool i just think it's just too weird like i don't know if it
translates if people
like this guy's a loser i think people just like you it doesn't matter what you
do like fans when
they like you will really just follow whatever you do it is a crazy cult-like
thing yeah true like
hey i'm actually going to go off the rails you guys should not follow me i'm
gonna do something
up please don't follow me i can't wait for the moment i get to like betray
their trust and just
fall like so bad like just have like just you're still gonna have a lot of
people that are gonna
follow you not if i smash the meth and young boys button that's the one you
still will there's
still five to ten people who are like let's hear him out i don't i've got i'm
not gonna make any
joy i'm not gonna make any decisions until i hear what matt has to say that
would be cool if i had
five just five fans five and die hearts they come but like they'll come to
everything you do and
eventually you'll hate them yeah i'd be living with them guys let's get an
apartment dude let's be real
yeah it it does set up it's a um i do have like uh i have misgivings with the
whole thing of like you
know like the point of show business is to achieve fame sure you need some
level of success you have
to pay your bills exactly but it's weird it's bad and i think it's well i think
it's bad for i think
it's not you know it's not inherently bad but i think it is it can be bad for
you and it's like i
just wish more people looked at it like just it's just a business it's like
dude if you're making
more than a regular job you did it dude right you're successful and you should
just be happy
with that never there's never the case no you always just want more yeah there's
like nothing
where you're like oh this is nice i think you're excited for something for like
a couple of 