Name: Ep 535 - Soft Girls (feat. Sam Morril)
Uploaded: 2024-12-09T14:00:13.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Ep 535 - Soft Girls (feat. Sam Morril)' from Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-12-09. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Ep 535 - Soft Girls (feat. Sam Morril)' from Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-12-09. Transcript available.

Ep 535 - Soft Girls (feat. Sam Morril)

wow wow wes hey we're live what's up everybody samuel thank you for coming dude
thanks for having
me man i i mean i hate to dig into what we were just saying but you're
absolutely right the headset
that was one of the funniest things i've ever heard oh why'd i burn it off air
i was the funny
just saying what everyone says now you show up to like save it save it for the
pod but yeah sam
was looking at my headset he said that uh just when you see a comedian with a
headset on stage
you know a molestation story is going yeah it's gonna get serious that's the
funniest thing i've
heard man it's always something dark there was another guy in the 90s i forgot
his name but he
was like the first half was really funny and then he was like anyway my dad was
murdered and you're
like what the but he had the headset you knew something was coming it is it
does lend to like
a gravitas towards the whole thing yeah and here is the secret to life pause or
like a self-help person
where they're just like doing this a lot that's where i got uh remember you
ever see vanilla skies
with tom cruise yeah that's where this made me laugh of him just being like you
want to get
fucking or not thank you for coming dude i couldn't tell if that was a good
movie or not
uh when they broke out and singing in the end it pissed me off vanilla sky am i
thinking no i'm
thinking of uh not vanilla sky uh magnolia or something yeah oh my bad yes yes
yeah that was
annoying that pissed me that was like a really good movie till then started it
was awesome and then it
just ended pointlessly with him singing and i was like this is fucking yeah
yeah yeah dude thanks
for coming man thanks for having me dude this is i'm happy to be here dude it's
funny the first time
i ever saw you i was a a pup in comedy i was a young pup and my friend chris o'connor
was like
dude sam rose going it was in philly you were doing some yeah i forget where it
was we just watched
and we're like no need just start you see a guy who like actually can do it you're
just like oh
fuck dude where was it some philly i forget some theater it was like a it was
like a not a it was
like a it was like a theater but it wasn't like a it was like a like a black
box type thing yes i
did a lot of those in philly because they were easy you know easy to get to
train is like 90 minutes
so yeah people don't know it's like right there but yeah that was i was i loved
it it was a young
comedy pub and we're going whoa dude it's so cool dude he has a whole hour this
is crazy five minutes
we're like oh dude that's so cool oh and then like if i look back at that hour
i'd be like oh i
fucking suck that's how it works you know you feel good about it for a minute
and then yeah
but then i i don't like my new stuff either it's like you know yeah it's tough
how do you feel about
your stuff uh i i go back and forth sometimes i'm like like the hour i'm doing
now i'll be like this
is great and then i'll like there's like chunks of it where i'm like this
fucking sucks i need to cut
this all out but i just i get to the point where i just want to be done with it
i'm like i all right
this is it is what it is i want to like release this and just go on coming up
with something else i know
it's it's amazing how quickly it's like it's like just a new relationship and
like the at first you're
like oh my god this is amazing and then a few months in you're like what am i
doing i know what the
yeah i'm talking about yeah i'll like i'll like laugh i'll not even laugh i'll
be like as i there's
like certain things i'll say from it in my head i'm like you loser and i'm like
all right come on man
come on let's get through the hour brother let's get there there's always that
one chunk where you're
like why am i still doing but you know you're doing it to because you you
believe you're like it'll get
better yeah but you got it you got to do it enough that you hate it and then
you're like all right i'll
write new stuff it's time yeah it's time to chop this loose i'm excited i'm
gonna try to do a special
at some point and then uh in the spring maybe and then just you're like one of
the few successful
youtube specials of recent thank you yeah i feel like there's not that had a
moment and then it was
like it got oversaturated and you i you are a few other people dude i thought i
was thinking for like
maybe 40 000 views so i was like i'll probably get 40 000 on it and then like i
was like i'll have to
do a bunch of podcasts promote it and then like the first week i was like oh
sweet i don't do anything
just sit back and chill i know that is that is the dream to be like no press
yeah you know it's i i
thought i was gonna have to do it all and you know you know whatever but i
always say people always
people ask me they'll be like like what should i do for like you know like my
podcast i'm like dude
here's what you got to do i was like just get a co-host to become supremely
famous and i was like that'll work
for sure that's that's what you do you gotta be like like an agent now you're
like i think that
guy's got the goods right there yeah true but yeah people it's funny when they
they always get
like really disheartened when i'm like i don't know what the to tell you man i'm
like you just
find someone who's super famous you're you're holding up your end though yeah
well thank you man
yeah thank you but yeah it is uh i don't know man it's just the people get
people get spun out man
entertainment's the only thing only like job i've ever seen where people make
like as much as a doctor
they're like i'm a loser you're like dude you're killing it man yeah but if you
saw other doctors
like performing an operation you're like that guy's getting more likes than me
on his on his operation
true do you feel like there is that thing about like and also like we we do
badly more than like a
doctor's like i'm sure they up sometimes for like i've had like three bombs in
a row if a doctor
fucks up three times in a row i'm like you got to get out just coming home that
i
fucking bombed on that brain surgery it was an easy one they were good he was
good and i blew it
the other doctor went on he crushed and i came on and just killed the guy true
that's a fair point yeah
they don't have to deal with the metrics i think just the comparing we always
compare and like it's
different than it used to be like you know back in the day you'd be trying to
get something on comedy
central and there'd be like one spot you're like this is the this is the white
dude spot if i don't
get this i suck and you're like then i'm on a lineup with like norman dan soda
phil hanley all these
like killer new york comics you know yeah joe list and uh but you know now it's
like it's kind of wide
open yeah no it's true yeah it does and it sucks too because i will say in
comedy the product is your
like personality so people are like yeah not for me you're like you dude it's
not like you're just
selling insurance like i don't really need that right now it's like yeah i saw
you i'm good on you
and you're like yeah that's not my act that's me they said my name that's when
it would hurt when
you're like they don't just like dislike you especially when you told you like
oh i don't
just dislike his act i don't like him yeah i hate that guy yeah he sucks yeah
it's a weird uh
i don't know it is i it is funny people like talking about like the internet
comments it's always kind of
people always like uh but it is an interesting thing because you you do have to
deal with like
like the way you're i don't know how to put it but that's the way you're like
your body has like cells
there's just like a million comments about you and you can start getting into
them and it is
i don't know i i think it is funny it's a fun thing to like i used to get real
whacked out i'd read
them like just like this guy who the is this guy now i'm like you never can
tell because sometimes
it'll be something that actually is accurate and you're like that's actually
true and that's painful to
realize then it's like you get like you suck i love you then you get like
opposing views that you have
to somehow just choose like which one do i actually believe i know you're like
i am a dumb ass with one
eyebrow he nailed it every once in a while yeah but you know you if you believe
the good stuff then
you're crazy too i know that's the problem that's a problem dude i don't
believe any of it i just wait
till i find something negative and i feel the sting of that i go that's enough
for today and i just go about
my day and i go you gotta also i mean i know comics who are like i remember a
comic friend of my god
this like great write-up in the new york times and i called him like dude this
is amazing and he was
just like nah they're gonna this is like right before they turn on me like he
couldn't enjoy it at
all he was like nah they're gonna this is like they're calling me great so it's
like people gonna
be like this guy sucks yeah or they're gonna dig out some skeleton from my past
that'd be yeah i don't
think this guy has any skeletons i think he's like pretty well like this guy
but he's just like
yeah i don't know damn damn dude dude i was uh i did want to talk to you about
this i so you know
about the diddy stuff obviously sure i was there it was great he sucked my dick
it was awesome do you
so he diddy's now crying um that it's unfair that the owner of abercrombie is
not getting as much he's
out on bail while diddy is not out on bail and he apparently i didn't get a
time i didn't get enough
time to look into it like the details of it but he was apparently running like
a sex trafficking thing
in the i mean you can tell by the stores right dude that's what i'm just walked
in there like this
should not be okay right these poor damn employees well these have teenage
shirtless teenage boys
outside of their store while running a i think it was primarily a gay sex
trafficking ring
yeah which is crazy dude in the open base i mean i i remember walking in there
and being like
uncomfortable and having to leave yeah dude i remember my i would like high
school girlfriends
be like let's go to abercrombie and i'd like walk past like a hot dude with his
shirt off he'd be like
you dude walking like i'm not biting this it was like we were so mean to them
but like looking back
that dude was probably getting railed yeah so we like we were in the wrong i
thought they were getting
a ton of it turns out yeah they were just like blowing old men they were the
but yeah it was crazy
that guy is apparently running he was running a thing like diddy where it's
like all kinds of crazy
manipulation and deception and sex trafficking and whatever but that's the way
to do it if you're
doing that because you're like well this is so out in the open you think i
would just flaunt it if i
were actually do it true but then you he was because diddy was more like it was
more like a vip vibe like
you only you know yeah and you know of course someone with all these
celebrities
you wouldn't be doing something like this it would the word would get out yeah
true but you know i
don't i don't know how it works if they had like ndas or something there i
think they just try to get
dirt on you i think that the deal is you try to get dirt on them first and then
you're like real i
don't know because that is i'd be so nervous imagine if you were running like a
sex trafficking
like you were imagine if last night you just drugged i'm already stressed i can't
imagine i'm already
like i feel like i'm on the road i can't imagine like that guilt level where
you're just like
i have a sex trafficking ring you're like yeah ghb the guy opening for you you
him and then you
like four ladies and you just woke up and i got i gotta do a meeting for my
vodka
it's crazy damn yeah what's going to happen to ciroc i think someone else
bought it ah yeah i think
someone is it tainted though because i did think of diddy when i think of it
yeah that's what i would
think i would drink