Name: Ep 542 - Indulgences (feat. Druski)
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Ep 542 - Indulgences (feat. Druski)' from Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-01-23. Transcript available.

Ep 542 - Indulgences (feat. Druski)

That'd be fun.
Let's just start fuck it.
Hey, yeah, I thought it was I thought it was could have been house again.
Nah, we actually had that coming.
We shot that, but we haven't done that.
All right, I watched season one, it was great.
Yeah, it was man, it's hilarious.
It's very interesting, I'll tell you that, yeah.
We've got some interesting characters involved.
Really insane people.
Do you cast yourself or do you have like a casting agent?
Like majority of them will come from like the auditions.
Like we'll go to different cities and have like auditions and shit.
But then you still have your, you know, freshly picked from social medias in
there.
And I'm sure you know, you've scrolled and seen some.
We watch the auditions here.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We usually, before we film or after, we're fans.
We toss on the auditions.
Yeah, so what is the show again?
Explain that, I wanna know.
All right, so could have been love is different from could have been house.
Could have been house is necessarily, it has something to do with the auditions.
You know, we go to each city, do auditions.
You know, if you have good music, if you have good talent, whatever.
We put them all in the house.
The best of the best get into the house for that season.
So last year we did season one, it's kind of like making the band back in the
day where,
you know, you're competing for money, you bring around celebrities.
We had Snoop Dogg, we had all these different people.
For sure.
We've got a whole different setup.
It's the same type of vibe, but more celebrities, everything, the risk is
higher, more money.
Yep.
So that'll be season two.
Could have been love is the first time we've ever done this.
Could have been love is necessarily has to do with me trying to find a woman.
Yeah.
You're trying to find love.
You know, trying to find something that makes sense for me.
For sure.
Just a conventional healthy way.
Yeah.
Like the new found fame.
You know what I mean?
Like, yeah, you get it.
R.I.P. Diddy for making the band.
Yeah.
That's a great show.
I'm sure.
Damn.
So yeah, you're trying to find the one.
He didn't die though, man.
He just.
I mean, he probably wishes.
He probably wishes he did.
It's coming.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Hopefully he doesn't fucking get sad like Jeffrey Epstein did and fucking kill
himself.
So you're just trying to find the one they're going to come on TV.
Yeah.
I think it's mainly about just me getting that connection with a girl, man.
And you know, which is hard when you're rich and famous.
Are you going to abstain though?
You should mind fuck them and abstain the whole time.
What is abstain?
Don't.
Don't fuck them.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
Is that what that means?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I thought he was.
I thought you were still saying Epstein.
No, no, no, no.
It's abstain.
No, are you going to keep it changed?
You are.
Okay.
This is bordering on.
No, it's not.
It has nothing to do with that at all.
It actually, nah, it doesn't.
The house of women together?
It's nothing like that.
But everybody's over 21 for sure.
For sure.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What the fuck?
I'm not going to watch it.
It kind of ruins the whole fucking thing.
Oh man, I might not even need to do this podcast.
I need to get the fuck out of here.
How would a girl like capture your heart?
They're in the house.
Yeah.
So pretty much like, yeah, we put them all in there.
But we put them through different things.
Like we brought celebrities to like, see if they could go through each
competition.
So like one day we brought like Bobby Altoff and then the next day they get to
meet young
MA.
You know what I mean?
So we have a lot of different celebrities in there that put them through the wringer
of
like, are you good enough for Drewski?
Are you here for the money?
Because they also are competing for $50,000.
Yeah.
So it's not just about like my love and everything.
We made a catch, you know, because we also want them to, you know, get compensated
for
their-
How many of the women are white?
Like two or three.
That's a good question.
Two or three.
Out of 18, like two or three.
Okay.
All right.
Three.
Yeah.
That's good.
Yeah.
One is mixed.
That's good.
Yeah.
Is that good enough for you?
No, it's just wondering if the show is about black love or not.
Yeah.
Well, it's about a little bit.
No, no, no.
We actually have all races.
Like we have, um, we have a Mexican girl.
We got a couple studs.
A couple studs?
Yeah.
Yeah.
There's a mixture of a lot of shit, man.
If you've been following the reform, there's like a whole thing of reform studs
on Instagram.
Yeah, bro.
There's a, there's a, but see, they're not all the same.
Yeah.
Everybody.
They, they, they have these things now where they're calling them like stems or
fem or,
you know, like, so it's like a, a stud feminine type mixture.
Whoa.
Yeah.
They're not all just, it's not, I know back in the day, everybody's like, oh,
that's a stud.
Now they got these new titles.
It's like, it has branched out.
Damn.
So we had, yeah, we had a mixture of a bunch, man.
I was like picking through a batch of periods.
So what are the studs like chaos agents?
Like what are the studs going to do?
Nah, the studs, some of them, like I said, there's like, there's like a new
stud thing.
There's strange studs.
Yeah.
They're, they're kind of like, they still look for a man.
Maybe not for love.
Just a friend.
Maybe more so.
Yeah.
Like kind of like a mentor.
You know what I mean?
That's the vibe I get of it.
I think it's more like a, like a brother, like searching for a brother.
But you know, I, I said, even on the show, like, man, it's like, uh, I have no
problem with them.
You could share clothes with them and shit.
So I think, I think it works out for me somehow, some way.
Yeah.
It's, it's, it's, it's a good show though.
Although they can get activated and get on like, uh, on like a steal your girl
mission.
Cause they do pride themselves.
Yeah.
And that's the issue we had on the show, man.
They, they, a lot of them were trying to indulge in like getting with the
regular girls.
And I had to discipline them for that.
Yeah.
How do you keep your studs in line?
Man, that's all right.
Yeah.
We, we discipline them.
Yeah.
Yeah.
They, they go through their separate rooms.
Yeah.
They have their, where are you putting them?
We don't put them anywhere in the house.
It's not like we're putting them.
Yeah.
They try to do the whole R Kelly thing.
Where do y'all put them?
Um, nah, everybody, everybody had, they, they got to choose their own rooms.
We didn't put them anywhere, but it's a big house though.
So it's, you know, you can only imagine.
It's 18 girls.
So.
God.
Damn.
How long are you guys in there for?
Hopefully forever.
Full aggressive.
Yeah.
Muslims kill themselves for that.
A full week.
A full week.
You know that?
A lot of Muslims have killed themselves for that exact scenario.
Are you really?
Yeah.
It's 72, but yes.
God damn.
It's a heaven.
Yeah.
I haven't heard of that.
I don't know nothing about that.
That's what they get promised.
They get literally a promise.
72 virgins when they like blow up a school bus.
They're supposed to be greeted by 72.
Wow.
Virgins too.
Not just like maybe fucked around a little bit, but like virgins.
And you lived it.
Well, okay.
This podcast is a brand risk.
This is a brand risk waiting to have it.
Jesus Christ.
You can edit.
You can edit whatever.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You got me thinking about everything I've said in the last 10 minutes.
I'm like, did we fuck up yet?
No, you support the stealth.
Yeah.
No, that is pretty good.
By the way, fuck you.
I watch your stuff.
Yeah.
No, you get it.
I know what you're up to.
We're all, yeah.
We're all everywhere with it, man.
Nah, you know.
Dude, that's.
But nah, I'm actually, yeah.
Nah, this show, this show is going to be dope, man.
Good.
I actually love this whole shit that we did.
And it's owned by us.
So it doesn't feel like anybody's telling us to do what they want us to do.
Like everything we'd done comedically has always been from me or my team, you
know?
Yeah.
Yeah.
So do you like, is it true?
Cause I've heard in those like shows, you kind of ply the house with alcohol.
You're going to have like a lot of alcohol.
Like how are you going to keep people?
Are you just going to.
No, with us?
Nah, we, we, we had some sponsors.
Like we had happy dad, we had Taylor port, but we didn't really like do it like
that.
Cause I think naturally the girls are catty, man.
They, they naturally were just ready to fight.
Yeah.
Just because the cameras aren't around.
Yeah.
A lot of the girls just were doing it.
Just like, yo, what the fuck did you just fight her for?
And she's like, oh, the bitch was talking over me.
No point.
There's, there's no reason why you would just go and bat her in her face for no
reason.
So a lot of it.
Yeah.
A lot of this shit was real and it just didn't make sense.
I think, you know, with women, they want to be kind of like this new culture of
like baddies.
Or you remember bad girls club, that whole shit is like a thing.
So yeah.
With this show, you're going to see a lot of that type of shit.
For sure.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That would be awesome, man.
Yeah.
What happened to the mayor?
Done, dude.
I think he thought about the baddies.
He's headed back to his.
Is this one of y'all's house?
This is my house.
Oh, this is your house.
Yeah.
LeMere used to live here.
Who?
He just moved out.
The guy that just went back to his.
The guy had a coffee.
Back to the Beats laboratory, dude.
That's where he used to.
There's no furniture in that back room over there.
No, we just had to clear it out.
He was jacking off back there.
I was in Philly for the last five, six months.
And LeMere just wanted to clear the whole room.
He made it his gaming room.
And then lied to me about jacking off.
He said he didn't jack off.
I only did it once.
He said once.
He said once.
Just once, dude.
No, I don't know.
That's like when a cat pees in the basement.
He's going to pee again.
He cracked the seal on that room.
There's no way you were getting hard in there and walking back there.
You did not.
Walking outside.
It was an amphibious mission.
You'd probably swim across the pool.
I had no idea you stayed there, though, man.
Yeah.
I feel like all white comedians live here.
I was just telling them that.
Yeah.
Tom Segura, you, Joe Rogan.
Yeah, no taxes.
Yeah, what is the reason?
Taxes.
Well, I think there's a couple of different places that have no taxes.
Why here?
They don't have comedy clubs.
Oh, okay.
Like here, you can do comedy every night of the week.
Okay, okay.
Versus like Tennessee and Florida.
Here, Florida.
Yeah, Tennessee.
Nashville could get it.
They could have that.
Why don't you open your own?
You open your own too?
I don't know.
Maybe.
I don't know.
I'm not going to build a comedy club.
Yeah.
Somebody else.
Why people don't indulge in their money?
Like you really didn't.
This is like a regular house too.
Yeah, this is like an Airbnb I just rented.
You fly in jets though, man.
You can get a bigger house.
Like, damn.
Like this is a nice house though.
I think I will.
Nice crib.
Thank you.
Yeah, for sure.
Yeah, this is all I need.
I'm never here.
Yeah, no, that's true.
You don't really need too much either.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You don't buy any designer shit.
You're not wearing that type of bullshit.
No.
Yeah.
Fucking holes in my sweatpants.
Yeah.
Why though, man?
Well, there is something about it.
If you like get in the lab.
I want to get to the bottom of it.
Why?
Because as a black guy, I want to know like, dude, you have money.
You got marks on your shoes.
What?
Both of y'all just wear.
They're not good shoes anymore, bro.
They're not quality shoes.
What the fuck do you mean?
These are not good shoes, you guys.
But what is the name of those?
I have no idea.
They have an M on it.
Kahurus.
Kahurus, man.
Kahurus?
Trust me.
That sounds like a fucking cereal, man.
You guys, you guys are going to be wearing Kahurus in about 10 years.
Yeah, but I'm saying like.
We the whites are dictating the culture these days.
Yeah