Name: Ep 551 - BullDoggin' (feat. Nate Marshall)
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Ep 551 - BullDoggin' (feat. Nate Marshall)' from Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-03-18. Transcript available.

Ep 551 - BullDoggin' (feat. Nate Marshall)

wild wild west you guys want to smoke another cigarette out there and yeah perv
out or what
yeah i have a meeting shortly so it's good you wasted time you guys are you
knew of course you
knew as soon as matt arrived you guys should have been ready and instead lemare
don't act like
you're writing anything time stomps dude by the way uh remember last week when
i was saying on
white lotus when the guy did said swastika yeah he did say swastika everyone
thought they're like
no it's swastika it was swastika yeah i believe i started downing myself i'm
like did i just hear
that mike is i mean there is definitely a nazi frenzy going on right now i was
like i started
worrying i go what the hell am i just hearing stuff that's not starting to hear
it that's a dog whistle
that's exactly what a dog whistle is only you can hear it oh i'm starting to
hear the whisper from
the nest i'm like what the hell yeah it's coming but yeah no he actually did it
was in the script
because they actually interviewed him about that like did you improv that he
goes no they put it
in the script oh instead of saying so what t da which is like hello and uh
whatever whether thailand
yeah just random swastika what they're in thailand yeah he just it was yeah
whatever but he did say
swastika so yeah man swastikas are i could say i'm not i'm not they are hot
right now i don't agree
with them yeah i don't agree with them if i saw that in my neighbor's yard i'd
be fucking they're
on they're on tesla's now they're on tesla's are they on tesla's we love tesla
they're getting put
on tesla's you see trump dog with that what he said he basically did him and elon
did like a car
commercial for tesla's in front of the white house he goes we love tesla i love
tesla yes they really
did a car they did like a tesla car commercial dude i heard this and i i again
i haven't substantiated
i saw it was just two guys in like fitness gear on instagram so this is my
source so definitely
hard allegedly that's where everyone gets their information now well dude these
guys seem so
confident they're in like a very like so goddamn cool room and they were like
well obviously tesla
driving a tesla reduces your testosterone by 18 percent and the other guy goes
i mean yeah that
that's indisputable the emfs they're trying to say the emfs from electric
vehicles lower your
testosterone and i can't get it out of my head i was in i got picked up on in
the uber the other day
and i was like god damn i'll tell you what the guys selling testosterone are
fucking make it bank
every single podcast is like yeah what'd you have today peanut butter jelly
yeah that lowers your
testosterone you know all right all right thank you i think thinking about your
podcasting lowers
your testosterone i'm tired of hearing guys talking about being men while
talking into a fucking
microphone so many fucking tough guys doing podcasts these days it's literally
the biggest girl
thing you can do is sit there and gossip it's true in front of a camera dude if
you know how to like
if you get a real man on a podcast they're like and then i thought they like
they're 10 feet away
they're not near the microphone they go what is this what you guys do you just
talk here
yeah if you get a microphone it should be this far from your head you should
just stare
nervously and go i don't know is this good what do you want me to say
yeah you're absolutely right podcasting has destroyed the emfs coming from i
don't even know
what they are but those they're probably coming from podcasts it's coming from
tough guy podcasts
enough of it i think we need them you think we need tough guys we need tough
guy podcasts
like which what would you think it makes america look good we're around we're
talking tough who else
is doing tough guy podcasts every fucking person on the internet i mean all the
country we have so
many our tough guys need other shit to do we're out of europe well when europe
that's a problem
when europe gets tough guys you gotta watch their tough guys go pretty wild
guys rise up
meteoric pace just to the top immediately we need more teslers over there in
europe
teslers they're yeah they're the right wing in europe i don't read enough about
it but i think
they're fucking they're heating up they're heating up they're he's on fire they
yep that's how it ends
yeah our brothers in europe chill let us handle this shit yeah it doesn't look
good when they do it too
they've failed too many times at it true tough guy podcasts have failed there
time and time again
true that i'm you would like the the book i'm listening to what is it i get
like five minutes
a night before talking about the one you're falling asleep to the guns of august
it's very nice you
would like that narrator bro you would love how it started it's world war one
so it's just the funniest
mystery world war one's a total mystery literally it's just family it's one
family and they're all
they're all related like the kaiser is related yeah they're all family and they
all have to like hang
out together and it's like succession except it results in one of the biggest
catastrophes in human
history yeah dude like how did that happen though like how did those like
jealous of each other the
kaiser has like a small hand and he's like don't look at my head i think it was
him or the star i
forget yeah the one guy was like up the one kaiser well that was was he the one
wilhelm's the one
they kind of pinned the entire war on which that way world war one started just
because of a couple
dudes beefing yeah pretty much damn you can boil it down to that that stinks
well actually it's a total
mystery it's i don't think it's i think that's the whole point of this book is
the build up to world
war one so there's like if you look into it there's explanations yeah but like
they all say like oh they
were cousins and stuff but has anyone like looked into like how did was that
just like england trading
somebody to france and being like you yeah yeah yeah that's how well the world
war one was basically the
end of monarchies yes i do remember in europe so it was still that type of
thing where it's like the
hapsburg royal family yeah there's like families that you you do trade sorry i'm
gonna throw up i
can't handle the nick dude like uh those are strong bro i know they get you
yeah spicy they dissolve fast
uh but like marie antoinette she wasn't french she was her traded in a where
was she from england i think
austria austria that's where she was from damn dude that must be cool though to
be like beefing with a
whole other country and be like bro just send our hot daughter yeah send our
hot daughter over there
we'll chill and if they if they if your daughter doesn't work to satisfy the
nation you don't have
to like millions of men have to die within the nations the people don't know
yeah it's not like
they're interacting it's like there's internet they're all just sitting there
and then a royal
family will beef and be like send the bros yeah send the bros send a million of
the bros over there
you know they did a really bad thing you're just like what what did they do
they didn't our daughter
they said our daughter was ugly at a party didn't read it go ahead what'd you
say i was gonna say
does that mean like back then you were like now we're bummed when you have
thought daughter does
that mean back then they were kind of like thought daughters it's a very
american thing to not be
thought daughter is big in the world yeah and you go nice i'm going to send her
to a family i'm
going to get a couple barrels of yeah man so we we're the ones who started
caring about thought
thought daughter well i think slut daughter has always been frowned upon okay
as a brother your
job was hot daughter okay my daughter was perfect it was like having a tesla
dude it's like getting
a tesla it's like a tesla truck yeah that's like a side with my daughter does a
hot daughter raises t
from what i've seen oh yeah usually those guys get pretty jacked and angry you
have to yeah you're
gonna get pissed or it lowers t significantly and you're like yeah she's
gorgeous there's two ways to go
you either get jacked and get a gun and go i'll kill anyone that'll or you go
she isn't she beautiful
she's dating the hottest guy yeah she's dating the quarterback isn't that
awesome yeah that's more
mid-daughter behavior if you have a babe daughter you got to go way higher you
gotta get jacked you
got to get a divorce and get jacked yes right away divorce right away you say
babe i don't have a
problem with you but our daughter's just way too hot our daughter's too hot we
gotta split up i gotta
focus on myself i gotta get i gotta get tan now i gotta prepare myself to
sexually assault a 21 year
old man if i have to i didn't do crossfit like every day just a bulldog a kid
in his apartment
like post-college off campus no no no don't spoil it don't spoil it i didn't
get to see it last night
nice story of a guy getting bulldog dude it's so funny my brother tom was
telling me that he thinks
and i i haven't seen it so i can't comment on it but he was like tom got hit
with the ultimate taboo
last night did he get hit there was a big taboo last night he was tom said it's
the ultimate sex addict
share he was like saying like coming oh that's the one yeah yeah i can't wait
that's the guy getting
bulldogged really sam rockwell which one's sam rockwell uh oh i know you're
talking about no yeah
he makes an appearance just to talk about getting bulldog no no he literally
just cameos just to be like
i've been getting bulldogged yeah i forget how he words it too he does use a
funny word like that
really it's not bulldog but he he's like getting piped down or something
something crazy
was this a forced bulldogging or like a consensual bulldog no it's a consensual
dog
there's no sensual bulldog it's not a real thing it's consensual ain't bulldog
true
it's not i mean you're consensual with the guy doing the bulldog and you have
given him permission
but you aren't consenting to what drove you to get bulldog is that oh it was a
consensual dog it was
a consensual dog but he was fighting demons oh uh did he tell one way to get
rid of it was to get
bulldog if you want to feel better about yourself if you ever want to feel
better about yourself sexually
read like uh like sex addict like anonymous kind of like them reporting on like
them falling to real
sex addiction it's harrowing dude it's crazy just like this just the they do to
get i mean dude it's
like yeah like like like imagine instead of the podcast it's like later babe
and i was just raw
dogging prostitutes and like worrying about hiv and i really want to spoil this
there's a soft
there's a soft white underbelly i mean you can if you want there's just a story
it's it's
it's not like in integral or the plot in any way yeah i don't care he sits down
he's like
they're like where have you been he's like i found god i'm sober now and then
he's like i
i moved here to thailand he doesn't tell say why something happened a crime and
then he moves to
thailand and he's like and you know me i always i had a thing for asian women
so i started i was just
buying women them all day every day thousands of women and he's like and then
finally i started to
realize maybe i you know they complete my other half maybe i should feel what
it's like to be them so i
started you know dressing up a little dressing up a little trying on some
costumes getting plugged
that all of a sudden he's hiring guys to plug him he's getting plugged while he
hires an asian
prostitute to sit and watch and he would fucking stare at her in the eyes just
what was he trying
to get his pipe game better because he wanted to understand what what it was
like he went yeah he
wanted to feel what it was like and he was he said he was hiring guys that
looked like him so he could
dress like a woman and feel like what it's like to him size wise too didn't
talk size did not talk
size i mean if he was going facial appearan