Name: Ep 552 - The Biggest Pig (feat. Luis J. Gomez)
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Ep 552 - The Biggest Pig (feat. Luis J. Gomez)' from Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-03-27. Transcript available.

Ep 552 - The Biggest Pig (feat. Luis J. Gomez)

wild wild west and hey we're here live we're starting now the beginning of that
didn't count
verdansk dance returns the box of rashes insane choice that was what say that
right away it's
pretty crazy verdansk where is verdansk is that just a made-up place in call of
duty
yeah the original map i think it's in the ukraine they're getting up
verdansk ukraine i'm excited i like call of duty is important man call of duty
is like a
it is for like dudes well-being i feel like dudes need to play call of duty at
nighttime
now more than ever i think yeah men are lonely it's actually the most stressful
dejected right
yeah i got mlb this show going myself you what i got a career going road to the
show baseball
what's going on with it taking joey weaver he got drafted i went to tcu played
it they included
college baseball in it for the beginning and that got me high school and
college you played
high school i played a little high school baseball wait on on a video game you're
playing as high
schoolers don't worry about it that's crazy there's nothing i can do that's
when the career starts
what do you want me to do that should be illegal and you were playing as a girl
you play as girls in
call of duty dude shut up i'll be the chick she's got like vitiligo yeah that's
a character you can
choose is a black chick with vitiligo what yeah it's crazy it's kind of i think
vitiligo that's the
skin uh yeah where she's like got a natural camouflage that's why i chose her
true the vitiligo
community might be the most overrepresented community in the world it's a very
small
percentage every model i look at's got it every you know what i mean they're
everywhere yeah i've never
seen one of them in real life i've seen a couple in real life yeah yeah i take
that back i think there's
that guy that hangs out at the bar by us i saw vitiligo bro walking yeah i
would say there's
definitely more i feel like they're they're outside bro there's more than you
think a lot
of them wear makeup to hide it now it's becoming a thing where they're like
normalizing it and you're
like nah dude where put that get that makeup back no normalize it it's nice
normalize it i'm excited
when i see there was uh i talked about before but there was some uh albino indians
that worked at
the sabaro's in my mall growing up the original areas and i was very excited to
see them
what every time i go holy hell dude i've never that's something this is like
the 90s i was like
we don't have any differences in mechanicsburg i didn't i never even knew indians
could be albino
they were is it i think it's i can do what alligators can be anybody can be all
by now
that's a fair point that's exciting what's like what was their vibe they were
great they were
running around the family on the sabaro's and they were just they were having a
good time and that's
genetic was the fan was like a portion a lot of the fam was albino there's albino
kids and the wall
they're right next to the wall in the food court so they would just run over
there why did they
immigrate to america do you think they're being worshipped too much over there
probably
they're probably on one of those 900 foot towers that everyone in the village
carries and drops
they keep dropping them you know they drop them every day no in india there's
some ritual where
they build like a giant tower it's like a parade float and they carry it and it
collapses every time
and everyone has to run i've seen it it's all it's my algorithm is indian
towers collapsing india's sick
india's getting like a lot of recognition right now on social media not a lot
of it's great i'll be
honest people are being pretty negative towards them they were negative for a
while now they're back
i think so it's pretty they survived it the india got canceled for like a month
and now they're back dude they're getting that bump well dude uh ramaswamy's
back he's going to be
like the governor of ohio i think yeah ramaswamy's giving it a shot he bounced
back he was going to
be president then he spazzled on twitter now he's governor of ohio not bad yeah
not bad he's got a lot
of time shoot for the moon yeah exactly yeah where's case you end up in oh ohio
aim for the stars yeah and you'll land in ohio well it's good to be here with
lewis j gomez
thanks shane i missed you buddy i missed you too it's been too long it has yeah
what you've been
up to me just working hard man working hard i told you guys i applied for beast
games applying
for beast games that's why we need to move it up a little he's got a he's got a
meeting this afternoon
to apply for beast games well i don't know how much i'm allowed to say at this
point what are the
challenge what are the challenges i don't know but again right now they have a
gun to my son's head
like how much five thousand dollars let me pull the trigger yeah what's the
layout of that show i didn't
watch it yet is it the first layout is it was great there's like everyone's in
the same room and they
offer your row like you can eliminate your entire row and take the bribe the
money yeah but then
everyone else in your row is eliminated and it gets up to like 150 000 and
people are like no i'm
staying i love you got to a million i love you they did this the entire fucking
time the million
thing made me want to get my thing's crazy i think we talked about as soon as
they hit a hundred thousand dollars
i was like you this is what i've been laughing about i hope you get the show
and you bail on five
bucks just eliminate a hundred people go ten bucks but what if they counter
eliminate you how does that
work you're uh you get nothing and you're you're done yeah you could walk out
with no it's a psychotic
show ten million dollars was the grand prize on season one but how do you get
it though i don't
understand then there's a bunch of challenges but the first thing to eliminate
half the contestants
was like people being greedy and taking it and eliminating everybody but uh the
whole time
everybody was going i love you dude i'll never they just met yeah dude within
the first hour there's
people crying it's everyone's crying it's crazy it's actually crazy sacrificing
themselves they'll be
like i'll get eliminated for you dude go win this you need it they don't know
each other they've never
met these are the most insane you're gonna fit right in it's gonna be nuts you're
gonna beat the
out of someone for taking the bribe you're gonna go in so you cannot do you see
the one where they're
in the cube did you watch the whole thing i watched hold on was the cube where
three people go in
the guy who didn't take a million got eliminated over like a sandwich
so at one point each group there's like four groups of a hundred people maybe
they have to pick
one person that they think is trustworthy that won't take the bribe because if
you take the bribe
your entire team is eliminated yeah and you get to stay yeah and a chance to
win so they have four
three or four people on this platform they're offered a million dollars so it
starts off a hundred
thousand dollars and then it's going to keep they go it's just going to keep
rising and if you hit the
button you take the the the money your whole team gets eliminated which helps
you which and then you
stay in which helps you yeah dude a chance to win to a million dollars and all
four leaders didn't take
the million dollars they're crying again they're all doing this again yeah when
did that 99 people
watching you yes they're all like don't do it please and there's just guys up
there like i love
you guys so much how did they pick the trustworthy people they've picked the
most insane yeah they
all vote who they think is the most trustworthy i would dude that's my thing i
got to get in
in the first couple episodes act like i'm a sweetheart you got to pick up like
a 20 bill like
someone dropped this this isn't mine anyway i'm just gonna leave it here i
would never do that
care about this stuff that would be standing in front of 99 people you just
like a kicked off a
tv and b like just dash their hopes and making millions of dollars would be a
pretty interesting
feeling yeah stand in front of them they go dude a million dollars not doing it
is the dumbest thing
yeah ever yeah because at that point it's supposed to be one person winning
five million dollars
and yeah the end result is everyone gets eliminated except one person yeah
exactly who won the whole
thing i didn't finish it you want to give a spoiler sure is beast game still
ongoing no the first
season's done but the guy who won his uh he was like it's a really nice guy his
kid's got some
disease some like creatine deficiency disorder and he's like dude he's like i'm
gonna use this
entire 10 million dollars to cure my son's disease you're like that's a good
guy yeah that guy
should win the game i'm gonna buy a jet and hookers so i'm gonna spend all my
money on hookers from
verdansk yeah i'm gonna fly them in yeah wait the sun can't like produce creatine
i guess it's
something i don't know it's something he must not have gone to high school with
me all we did was
i really used to think creatine was steroids i thought creatine was like an
insane thing i had no
idea it was a natural thing in your body yeah like it's apparently something
you like kind of have to
take i've learned yeah i take it so do i i don't know what it is i can tell you
take it too by the
way you can tell i'm getting all swollen you did get full of water like me i'm
like i'm drowned
yeah so he used the whole 10 mil you're taking crazy i'm taking great team god
damn taking so much
i've been doing it every day yeah i like it you're all over it that's good hey
matt this episode is
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