Name: Ep 553 - Homies to Homeless (feat. Lemaire Lee & Nate Marshall)
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Ep 553 - Homies to Homeless (feat. Lemaire Lee & Nate Marshall)' from Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-04-04. Transcript available.

Ep 553 - Homies to Homeless (feat. Lemaire Lee & Nate Marshall)

wild wild west hey we're fired up what's up everybody welcome to the motherfucking
maybe
the patreon maybe the regular who knows man who the fuck knows who the fuck
knows dude
nate lamere thank you guys thank you guys for coming man i appreciate you guys
yes i mean i
woke up today and i was like can i just bring you know can i just have a good
time today can i leave
myself alone and just have a good time matt thank you for bringing us to your
good time forum
the vibes are already incredible the vibes are pretty good that's the biggest
thing it's like
every morning i wake up and i have to wrangle the vibe it's so easy to wake i've
like been identifying
my just default negative pattern every morning and i i will admit that um i
love my wife to death but
she is at the i like will place her at the center of a negative storm it's so
anything she does
it's just me because i've addicted myself to nicotine now and i wake up so mad
it's a huge mistake to get addicted to nicotine i don't know why i did this
they were lying it's
such an addictive substance you're trying to prove a point you've been trying
to prove this
point for so many years and you finally fall a victim yeah but it doesn't like
yeah the thing is
it gives you like the boost initially is sick and then that goes away then you're
just grumpy if you
don't have it you're like i wish my wife would get out of bed a little faster
what do i have to do
i'm about to put their shoes on all right you put their fucking shoes on
and then i go matt you're being a fucking bitch go get your nicotine tablet and
relax
sound like you're being a woke ass dude what's a woke ass he was he hates the
woke ass how am i woke
what are you talking about right now dude how dare you don't make me don't make
me put my shit on
right now dude i'm gonna put my leather fit on right now i'll fucking the vibe
up i'll put my
leather fucking hat on right now we were listening to that today on the way in
here it's so good it's so
funny when he called i forget the designer's name he's like he's one of them
virgil uh not virgil okay
it was somebody else he's beefing with the dead man yeah he's beefing with virgil
now he's still
beefing oh my god academics try to be like you know you shouldn't beef him
trying to bring like
when academics tries to like bring the conversation to a it's just it's like he's
like well they say
you shouldn't beef with the dead it's like dude that's that's not what you're
here for that's the
least of this guy's yeah that's your issue right now him beefing with the dead
academics was the worst part of that interview i think you think so yeah i i
like the beginning
where he was just like explaining everything and he was trying to he was like
this is all chaos but
we're gonna figure it out and then he gets there but when he's sitting in his
room just sitting there
well he's just sitting there just watching like him go through the whole thing
like just live recording
kai just being like all right where you want me to stand like that was i did
appreciate him capturing
them kanye in a uh you know patented leather what do you even call the outfit
it's not a clan
outfit it's like a uh well it is actually it's definitely yeah i gotta i gotta
make a correction
i think the black makes it dia de los muertos what is the day of the debt yeah
no it doesn't at all
i think it's still just a clean outfit dia de los muertos costumes look exactly
like that
so that's the thing and that so does um god there's a there's a country like a
scandinavian
country believe it or not that where there's like a swiss there like before the
kkk started
like we were at a um swiss ghost i was at like a when i was looking for schools
i was at one of the
school interviews or like you know that they they sit you down which the school's
got to figure this
out you like when you go to visit schools a lot of them put you into a like an
auditorium or
cafeteria and just hit you with a the like the most boring powerpoint in the
world and the one school
was like we like you know we have people from all over the country or all over
the world and
they showed this like scandinavian country doing their thing and one of the
people were wearing
like for real what looked like i gotta stop doing this they had they had that
on they were wearing
it that's a new symbol well it's an ancient it was a it is like the um it's
like the swastika and like
it that like crazy hat existed way before the kkk it's like a i don't know
those powers too
what the flooded out swasti he called on those oh yeah yeah he had those i
forgot it was a swastika
and i did in the interview i was like damn that chant and i was like
i forgot both sides man i know he's he's been complicating things i know
somebody an agreeable
kamala and he's just devastating devastating is that they were talking about
yeah yeah i can't remember
the guy he's like the worst john legend john legend in his hot sweaters he said
he wears a sweater in
august i mean why don't we just give him a netflix special please let him rip
let him rip i i could
watch him dude you give kai us a hundred million dollars in 30 minutes he's
cooking everybody yeah but
you gotta keep you gotta keep that on track that goes off he goes off the rails
and you're kind of like
wait what are you talking about yeah yeah there was moments where i was just
like damn he'll bring
it back he's not doing a bit i was really hoping he was doing a bit i think the
last time we're talking
about i was like he's doing a bit listen to that i i again again i can't
predict what i can't like
you know i can only guess what's going on in another person's mind but i do you
know and i don't know
it's one of those things where it's like if you think about it in 150 years
from now
people might be like damn that was like kind of in some weird way genius to
transcend
all of the symbols of like hate and embody them and twist them in a weird way
but for now
i don't know you got to be into that like 100 year genius stuff because there's
people who do stuff
that 100 years from now we'll be in a totally different context like damn he
was like everyone
might be dressed like that that might be the future clothes he's gonna get castrated
like play-doh
isn't he didn't didn't socrates or play-doh got get castrated no socrates got
poisoned yeah he's
gonna get poisoned like socrates socrates had a huge dick yeah they weren't
getting rid of that
that's what i heard about kaye too you heard about uh he did an interview with
kaye and uh
kaye went over to you who's like is your boyfriend fucking other people and she's
like what and he was
like does he got a big dick yeah and she was like what he was like if your
boyfriend got a big
dick you gotta let him fuck other people and he started laughing at her that
was recent yeah well
iggy azalea said that recently yeah well no he the the thing was he was telling
her and apparently
it's not even allegedly because he apparently admitted to this he was saying i
masturbate to
your photographs every day and then she she tried to like blast him and he just
retweeted it went true
i mean the polls are flipping and then you have uh i was thinking about this
recently do you guys know one nine hundred rug rat no he goes cracker he's a
white rapper but he's
they're like he's taking back the word that's like dude eating his raps so you
have jin lee who is
going full bore he helps himself he's a white rapper who utilizes the n-word in
his raps yeah he's
pigging out but you know whatever people some people like him he's throwing
hands down here door
south bar he's been fighting all the teenagers he's he's a menace to black
teenagers
it's like i always see the clips like he not jin lee's knocked a guy out in the
mall it's just him
fighting 14 year old black teenagers
to think about which hey man look the thing about 14 year old black teenagers
is they always get
their revenge and then they go to jail and come back as old men true that's a
fair point i mean here's
the thing i mean you can feel however you feel about it and again look it up if
you don't know who
we're talking about jin lee he's a dallas rapper he's a big guy yeah you feel
how you feel about him
rapping and as a white guy and using the n-word however i feel like you know if
you zoom out
he could be like we could turn all the mall security if he could train mall
security just to
beat up all security been like it was it became just like big white guys that
like you know cool like
like you know kind of i guess a semi-respectful way utilize the n-word i'm just
like we could get the
walls under i love that in a semi-respectful way well like you know he's not
like using it hatefully
no he's he's he's usually like he grew up black people get out of here we'll be
like come on right
now people i'm sorry there's maybe two percent of people i think have any idea
we're talking about
you gotta wait for like uh for like when they're real bad what do you mean
security like you gotta
watch them running away with stuff you're like you ain't nothing but some
i don't know maybe not but now that's like bad idea
but yeah the uh i have been i've been following a lot of the i still have ever
since i fell into like
the uh adam 22 no jumper hole now i just know too apparently he's the fed dude
he get arrested
what happened arrested by the fbi so how's he a fed if he got arrested unless
it's super deep
undercover work but they got him like recently yeah maybe like last week yeah
apparently they all but
it could just be i don't know like you think it's like he could be easily subpoenaed
in some other
weird rico case he's involved in like all the weird rap he knows everybody yeah
i did well why would
he be a fed if he got arrested that's my only could be a front could be a fake
arrest you haven't
reported when they do a controlled by and you're like the guy and they arrest
you too just as a thing
yeah this doesn't help um this doesn't help billy's shane cia theory yeah true
actually dude
keep that in the wraps i've been compromised as well cia's finally looked at my
web history
every time i look at porn i'm like it's coming one day they're gonna be like
hey buddy i'm like
yeah yeah i've been waiting for you guys that's been my theory my whole life
not my whole life but
in the last like 10 years is they will know all your porn history that's why i
just started talking
about all the poor your descendants i i swear to god ancestry.com i was just
talking about this
ancestry.com that's going to be a feature it'll be genetic test who are your
relatives
also here's all what your grandfather was into because that could be like a
crazy like i don't
know maybe they could be like based on your family history this porn might be
appealing to you that's
super algorithm like a super genetic algorithm like you there's like 300 years
of data to suggest you
might be into step play or you know that'll change uh that would change family
dynamics all over the
country what do you mean how so like can you imagine just finding out your
grandpa like gay porn
then your dad would be pissed and then you'd be pissed because your your shit's
all out there
yeah so it's like yeah you could try it but the thing they could be like yeah
you're looking at that
that gay shit grandpa and he could be like pull your shit up and be like
whoa what's up with this sister stuff bro chill chill she's in the room
adam 22 got arrested uh for big u henley's rico case and nipsey hustle's tragic
passing that's what i
heard yeah and if i mean it kind of makes sense because apparently they say
that this was a i forget
who said this maybe charleston white but they they say that it was actually
like their own or like
the crips that shot that that's what charleston white was saying the shot nips
yeah it wasn't it
was like his like his own gang got jealous of that that's what he said again
they're saying it's not
the guy for like the original story because it wasn't the original story like
he was bee