Name: Ep 556 - Spud Sucker
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Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Ep 556 - Spud Sucker' from Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-04-24. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Ep 556 - Spud Sucker' from Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-04-24. Transcript available.

Ep 556 - Spud Sucker

wild wild west yes yes what a uh man what a little what a week what a crazy
week what a
absolutely crazy week i'll say this about shannon yeah the funniest thing to me
about shay shay defending himself was being like you only have a 30 second
video release the full
10 minutes it's like he's like i didn't fought for 30 seconds i fought for 10
minutes put the
old sex tape out he's he's on a mission for like some male sex award he's
always he's been talking
about this for years like i'm a deep sea fisherman i plumb to depths he's like
always talking about
his dong game it's a dangerous world eventually you get caught up yeah man you
gotta you gotta
you know dude i was reading a uh it's the high seas true you know i mean you
can't be deep sea fisherman
you can't be man it's gotta be you know he's too old for that dude i read it
like you don't like
articles now they include internet comments one of them i was reading on the
root did you ever read
that publication yeah the root that's usually yeah it's a lot of it's like
clickbaity stuff but one
of the oh it gets me it's something i'm back by the way you're back i'll let
you finish i'm back though
i'm back in my right wing king i saw sinners last night i'm back dude the
funniest takes one of them was
you know you have like the whole situation going on and then it's like one of
the top takes is like
no way like a bm will allow a ww to talk to him this way never allow a bw to
talk it's like just
someone was pissed being like they'd never let a black woman talk they're using
gerby's terms
a bw bw bms will let bw or wws talk to them however they want but they'll never
let a bw talk to
them like that and it's like dude that's your takeaway on this i i haven't
looked into any anything about
it at all one other than i just saw a little bit of yeah shannon defending
himself but at least it
just cracked me up being like it wasn't 30 seconds dude yeah it was 10 minutes
or yeah or just be also
like release the full we can all relate to that release the full tape it's like
bro come on man he
wants tape i mean i get i get it if you're painting in the corner it's a bad
corner to repaint it in but
it's a phone call calling one of the girls on espn a whore who
yeah who called no one's saying about shannon sharps out here putting out sex
tapes
what'd skip get fired for he was being a horny ass
oh yeah i saw skip do that debate about lebron he looked like he was gonna get
gang banged what happened
did that he just did a like a one of those things where you sit down and people
argue with you first like 25 people yeah it was like lebron versus jordan but
it started with he
was like i'm scared and i'm gonna and there's just a bunch of dudes standing
behind him it looked nuts
these people are out they're bonkers yeah i don't understand the need for like
that level of
discourse where it's like having two people have a conversation is not enough i
need to see somebody
verse 25. it's a fetish it's fully porn it's literally it's bukkake yeah it's
literally by the
way we've all been there yeah i'd like to see her take on more than just one
guy let's see what 25
looks like i wish i hadn't done that i'm not the man i thought i was yeah they
did someone said that
was an ancestral dragon like a dragging for like you know for sharp messing
around with these snow bunnies
leave them buddy leave them buddies alone bro dr umar said that you need to see
sinners dr dr umar
needs to worry about his own house man you need to see yeah don't sorry i don't
speak about another
man don't talk about him dude okay he'll get you let him bro he defends he defends
shannon
but on one condition that he leaves them snow bunnies alone from now on that's
what he's gonna leave
the snow bunnies alone i got it bro especially that guy no nate nate big no for
me i'd like you to leave
the snow bunnies that's something dr umar can agree on i i got i got triggered
last night dude what
happened saw sinners it's uh what's it about it's about evil irish vampires
attacking black people to
steal their souls and music to steal their rock and roll what was this on it's
a huge movie well
obviously 100 on rotten tomatoes obviously yeah yeah no the movie does rule it
was it was a very
good movie irish vampires it kind of hyped me up at one point they sang rocky
road to dublin outside of
the it was i mean it was it's basically dusk till dawn with django there's a django
scene there's a
django scene you'll you'll see when you see it where does it take place uh you're
never gonna guess uh
jim crow mississippi you're never gonna guess one of our proudest moments yeah
there's running back
the hits there's a run back the big time hits no it was uh the movie was good
but again it was i i'm
working on not being able to not getting triggered by yeah race baiting but
that's not the movie was
good it was a good movie yeah it was good but why were they irish vampires the
evil white vampires did
kind of piss me off and the only white people in the movie were evil nasty
folks dang yeah do you think
it's strategic at all because they're the people make that argument a lot
obviously it's strategic
well i'm saying right now horned native americans and asians into the good side
what so it was
everybody against the honks dude the honks were outside going so the the 1800s
asians were like hey
my black brother yeah they still don't do that dude it's 2025. it's 2025. it's
what happened to that
communities where they fell apart i don't know but i guess they had it figured
out back then it's a thing in
the delta i guess mississippi where asians did go there and due to jim crow
laws opened
bodegas and yeah to be like you guys can yeah they're a middleman minority that's
that's their
whole thing and they did that i guess back then i don't know how prevalent it
was that it needed to
be in the movie i don't know how many choctaw indians were running around in
1930 but you know
it there's vampires so what was it what was it what was the vibe in like the uh
the vibe in the theater
no the vibe you went in the theater and watched i saw last night oh yeah i was
one of the few honks
it's talking about in the in the bodega whenever they'd make a point in the
movie i'd hear a lot of
and it didn't piss me off until i got on yeah well actually i almost was
standing up going uh
i if you look into uh the actual history i don't know i don't know what do i
know
you've never been there fires yeah i wish it didn't the only thing that bothers
me it's not that movie
it's just that that's how people get their history yeah that's what they think
was real
like always no not the irish vampire but like i got on twitter and someone was
like that's why black
people don't have welcome mats to let vampires in that's just old mississippi
voodoo
there you go yep for sure every single thing that we do today was from that
what i think that was
just one dumb person but what the the welcome mats are you telling me vampires
not letting them into
your house does that let a vampire enter if you have a welcome mat it's like
technically you welcome
me into your house yeah i guess what yeah i don't know you'll see the movie
does michael b jordan
fucking rules he rules in it he rules and he plays his twin brother as he plays
himself twice which
normally i hate yeah he did a great job he nutty professor he nutty professed
out and it was pretty
good that's awesome i was when they told me he was playing his brother i was
like oh that sucks yeah
and i saw it and i was like man he's pretty you get a good job he's cool i hope
he kills all the white
devils and he got them he did get the white devil how do you how do you kill
what do you shove like
a potato in their heart a potato they want to suck your potatoes they're trying
to get in there
give me your spots i know you've got spots in there let me in i'd like to suck
your spots
i know you're keeping the spots back there let me in there
uh yeah the music scenes were sick really yeah you'll see yeah whatever i'm
complimenting a lot
because i got frustrated you two you're gonna love it you guys are gonna i'm
really looking
forward to seeing it actually i would love it they need let's get a white movie
i mean you think you
get sick of the story after a while what do you mean let's get a white movie
where we kill all the
other races oh you can't do that why you guys do every single time we used to
do it we had those i know
they're a big hit i swear to god i think they showed birth of a nation at the
white house yeah
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guys you guys are some
bad guys for yeah they had a good run of being uh not really well yeah they
were portrayed pretty
flatly and one-dimensionally for a while in the early early 90s early 20th
century early 90s they were
hits though yeah black people just like stop being this is the first like irish
vampire movie like black
who just stopped being portrayed as bad guys necessarily all the time i don't
remember them
being a bad guy in a movie in the last 30 years since i've been a bad guy in
the movie they're still
like the star in a movie like uh training like denzel yeah yeah yeah training
day or i guess john q he was
kind of a bad guy it's always denzel being a hero yes this will be kind of a
hero because i guess it was
more the russians were the bad russians have been bad for since 1980. i feel
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