Name: Ep 575 - Black Seed Fart Max (feat. Nate Marshall & Egan Robinson)
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Ep 575 - Black Seed Fart Max (feat. Nate Marshall & Egan Robinson)' from Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-09-04. Transcript available.

Ep 575 - Black Seed Fart Max (feat. Nate Marshall & Egan Robinson)

wild wild west and we're live we're just talking about black supplements
sea moss is the biggest sea moss is black ladies love sea moss sea moss during
covid we they got
really uh into uh oh what's that uh the tea it's the tea supposed to be good
for your respiratory
system my mom was always trying to get it to me during covid elderberry i think
it might have
been elderberry yeah it was elderberry elderberry was a big one sea moss and
you're saying black
sea black sea you're on the black sea although that's it's funny you say that
that that was a
black lady supplement which i believe the that crossed over well i think black
people black guys
black ladies too like because i saw dudes talking about rubbing on their meats
black dudes are
sneakily on the forefront of the hardest boners possible it's crazy especially
you get like a
jamaican dude like that's why they're all like eat your beef you need zinc you
need to be strong
they're they're they are right about the zinc that yeah that's crazy they all
know that yeah yeah
they're huge on zinc god that was a crazy story every every country you go to
has some sort of thing
they sell where they're like oh it's very good it makes you much like if you go
to like any island
they have some weird concoction they're like this gives you the hardest boner i've
i've i've tried i've
tried black seed oil i've only tried two things i've tried black seed oil and i
tried uh well i think
it's korean it was like the ginseng tea oh ginseng yeah red ginseng yeah the ginseng
i tried nothing
i thought they just like jacks you up i didn't know it was yeah it just gives
you like i feel like a
mental buzz there's a certain type of ginseng that is i think specifically
burger ginseng oh really
yeah i don't think black seed oil gets you hard like that though it's like an
anti-inflammatory
although i haven't rubbed it on my meat though i didn't rub it on my meat i did
take a little but
i don't know i saw i saw because i saw one thing that said it worked rubbing it
on your meat and
then i saw another thing that the guy was like my meat broke out you don't want
your meat to break
i've had a meat breakout i've literally survived i'm a meat breakout survivor
and it's dude it's not
pretty because you panic and you make it worse by trying all these other things
you read about on
the internet and your meat just gets worse and worse oh i just not just not to
stay on the subject
of meat i know dude i got i had a horrible meat moment the other day what
happened i was trying
to i was trying to like just i was with my girl all day so i was trying to like
reserve up all day
a little flirty shit here and there moving around get myself charged up get her
charged up nice but
i don't know if i like gave myself blue i think i gave myself blue balls you
got too charged up i got
too charged up hold on what were you doing to get her like hyped up just like
just like flirty
grabbing her ass you know yeah for sure flirty stuff grabbing her ass hitting titty
squeezes
like walking through a store like nobody's around here all day she was in the
center of the minotaurs
maze just like out of nowhere like mid fuck i just my balls started like for
real hurt i don't know
oh sean i thought of you i was like i hope i'm not going through yeah sean sean
during sex that's
kind of crazy balls yeah all right yeah he's a fucked up ball fucked up asshole
survivor yeah i'm sorry i've had a dick rash my gut my nuts and my butt are all
fucked up
really yeah my gut's pretty bad today is your gut still fucked up i mean i
drink you know it's
mostly caused by copious amounts of irish whiskey yeah today i vomited in the
morning oh man yeah that
stinks i had too much to drink last night oh my favorite my butt and my nuts
are okay that's that's
good my favorite visual where you can tell sean is like he's crossed the line
it's he'll he'll just
start his head'll go down he'll just do this when you talk to him he'll be like
so i'm so fucking a
he's trying to hang on i had far too much to drink at the noctus last night but
it was a good noctus
dude not that was a noctus was crazy last night yeah it was so fun thank you
for doing it thank you
true who's who i've all seen comedy kind of bummed i wasn't there i should have
i should have pulled
up my bad it was the green room was so fucking packed it was crazy damn it was
a powerful green
room sorry i went to a bible study instead no big deal did you really i
actually did yes how'd it go
it was good i mean it was like the first meeting and it was like just like half
like awkward dudes
and half like kind of awkward chicks and then like a handful like really yeah
it was code it's pretty
cool but it's funny because people instinctually like split the room just by
like boy and girl
did they really no one wanted to mix at all yeah it was like a high school
dance yeah not even it's
like like a middle school dance how long do you get like an hour it was like an
hour and a half
and then um we went over like the next week's gospel and then just like chatted
it out and like
it's like all right floors open anyone's to say what you thought about like one
verse or whatever
and then you know some people gave their opinions like so you some people are
like they're just
it's like the base level but some people went like super deep yeah opinion guy
are you like base level
just sit there oh dude i just didn't even i knew i didn't have anything unique
to say so i was just
trying to stay quiet i'll just take it all in but i mean if you get adults
together and have to hear
their opinions it's kind of torture honestly i was just trying to find like a
place in the room to
stare at while they did it i was like oh yeah was anyone was usually in those
in any setting it
could be like a real estate class could be bible study there's one person who
the whole room is
going shut this person the fuck up there was one guy that like every single
dude it's like every no
matter where you are there's one person who's like i got this and they just
sound like a total buffoon
it could be me this whole time i was i was in my head it's like maybe it's me
but there was one guy
who like at the like the logical end of the whole session was like you know
this just made me think of
like a like a bible verse let me pull it up and then he just like reads like a
like a three minute
long thing and it's like not about anything we had just talked about and you're
like yeah thank you
for sharing man dude that's kind of nice so i i actually i've been uh i feel
like i've been
kind of circling the drain on a bible a bible club it's coming i'd like to do
it it'd be nice
yeah it was cool i'd never i'd actually you know older new you're reading older
new um we were
hitting new gospel yeah okay but i never done one like matthew mark luke or
john oh um i think it
was luke i can look it up that's fine yeah you should know that i did it last
time i feel like a bad
person because y'all are talking about going to like a bible like a bible group
and all i'm thinking is
like i might be a piece of shit is like the ladies in there oh okay it's
because i'm imagining them
dress very modest and for some reason in that setting that's so sexy i can't
even i couldn't
even that's just the enemy talking brother yeah that is that is that is not
wrong there's obviously
you know as soon as you said it was co-ed my brain went there i went like i
mean they're probably
three years out i will say like whatever in the garden when i was in there i
just like someone
walked in i just clocked them i was like yeah i mean i'd marry you three so
yeah i i uh i send those instagrams to my wife all the time of like there's
accounts called like
the reformed wife any of those like women who are like why would i ever give my
wife my husband
attitude when he gets home i can be a loving wife and i just fire them off here
all the time it's
it's like the ones like they're like oh that's like live on a farm and like
drink raw milk and
stuff yeah yeah but it's like some of them it's not even a video it's just like
a quote a lady it's
like it'll be like yeah i could act like a big brat in my house but i choose
not to because i love my
husband and the lord and i'm like sin and i go yo this is so funny read it it's
like i was just like
laughing or whatever or you should probably read that it's hilarious you can
laugh at it together
i'm like but i mean it doesn't have a point though it's kind of crazy
dang so you're a bible study yeah didn't know about noctis i did know about noctis
but i was like you
know what i told the lord i agree to do this and like this is what god's will
was is for me to go to
this true and um not to go to the who's who yeah but then i will say i left and
i saw like tim was
on i was like oh that'd be cool to go see oh fuck i went to bible study i was
like that this is what
god intended all right now the bible study rules yeah it was cool would be nice
to read it and be
like just didn't hit that hard just be in there and be like i don't know i just
remember this being
better when i was younger i remember there was a moment when like they asked us
like what do you
think about this passage or whatever and people were trying to say like oh i
think jesus is saying
like this thing represent this like he gives it an analogy he's big on analogies
obviously and he
does like he says like something about some tower building a tower i think the
tower represents this
i think it represents this and i was like i don't think it represents anything
i think just using
examples to see how ridiculous the prospect of being his disciple without
giving up all your
possessions is and then they're like yeah for sure all right you scored do you
remember what the
passage was um i would love to have a take it was the uh him talking about like
um you can't follow me
i'm gonna butcher it but so you can't follow me without hating your your father
your mother your
brother your sister your wife even your own life like if you want to be my
disciple you have to like
take up your cross and come after me some and then like the rest of that he's
like examples of his name
and stuff sounds like god would say you just a hating ass bitch yeah yeah well
he's just like you
gotta love me you gotta love me more than everyone else basically saying yeah
yeah more than your mommy
and daddy would you do that would you give up your mommy and daddy for god yeah
not my mom it's not
it's not even giving up it's like relative to them it should be higher i don't
think it was a trick
if he was like give it be a mom if your mom was a god-fearing woman she'd want
you to give her up
she would definitely say give him and i'd be like but mom like yeah fine i won't
call you anymore
that's all i had to do not a big deal true next time i haven't heard from you
in a while but yeah
well read the bible all right god asked me to not talk to you god told me to
hate you i'm sorry
no there's there's a book called um i think it's called light through an
eastern window where they
go through it was a guy i think from india who went through the bible and like
there's weird little
sayings that you only understand if you're from like an eastern culture because
they really yeah
there's a like the fucking the fish or whatever they pulled out there was like
money and like it
was money instead or whatever is that a bible story where they like find a fish
but it actually
contains a bunch of a ring in its mouth or something i'm not sure it sounds
like a hood story
no i swear to god i find a bag there is that a bible story about a fish that
like you pull it out and
there's like a there's a bunch of money inside of it what's the black sea looks
like the ai overview
says that it's this got in the gospel of matthew yeah um to avoid tax
collectors uh jesus told peter
to catch a fish and uh open its mouth to find a coin uh yeah so there's really
a fish no but there's
actually a fish in the east that is known for swallowing shiny l