Name: Ep 578 - Post-Negativity (feat. Shawn Gardini)
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Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Ep 578 - Post-Negativity (feat. Shawn Gardini)' from Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-09-25. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Ep 578 - Post-Negativity (feat. Shawn Gardini)' from Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-09-25. Transcript available.

Ep 578 - Post-Negativity (feat. Shawn Gardini)

the wild wild west oh he's a pro now yo let me use it down bro got that gator
clap
the gator hands
that there boy gator yeah lemurre did a fantastic job thank you yeah you did
you saved my bottom yeah you're in italy edited out an entire episode yeah is
that right yeah we
did a full episode of us trying to break down all the world's ills yeah it didn't
go up didn't go
great we both neither of us had stuttered and stammered like uncles yeah like
yeah man i just
don't like uh it's not nice violence oh yeah i just wish people wouldn't be so
mean yeah let's
get that out both sides do it both sides we hit the both sides do it for an
hour
i think i think negativity's done i think it might not be cool anymore to be
negative
we can bring it back you already had a good plan matt explained his evil little
plan already
he shouldn't say i don't even think he should say the plan it was just a funny
thing to say it is funny
it's funny but everyone's back dude you can't you know free speech comedians
rule we are the vanguards
of truth if i know philosophers are fucking yeah the second the government
starts censoring us
you know fascism right around the corner yeah it was good though it was good to
see everybody
stick up for him for free speech and uh yeah i'm just glad they were all there
for me back in
you know he's my brother and being canceled now you know he was canceled for
what what was that 48 hours
yeah that was a couple years but no big deal what's it doing he had to hold
tight he had to hold tight
in the probably a very nice kind of modern house on the hills in l.a he had to
sit there and just
usually you mean he didn't have to lay on a mattress in queens with two snarky
roommates
that were like oh did you write that apology yeah i could tell what the
fuck cry baby kim is nice cry baby kim i do like how he was i saw a snippet i
liked what he was saying
it was nice yeah we need education when he calls uh he called rogan a moderate
and one lady in the
crowd thought that was a joke she was like ha you can hear it you're like oh
you got that wrong
bitch yeah there they don't they can't be no one else around you laughed it was
you being a nasty lib
yeah she can't be nasty honey no one can be nasty now we gotta knock it off try
not to be nasty i'm
never nasty nasty nasty nasty nasty dude yeah no more nastiness we gotta heal
we're healing the nation
with our truth dude i just i hope the government doesn't get one of us no more
funny business get out of
here clapping down for real watching formation depending which government that's
what you got
that's what you gotta worry about are you talking deep saber no i'm talking oh
i mean kind of
anyway yeah yeah yeah i hear what you're saying i hear what you're saying
brother so you just got back
from italy the the motherland i did just get back from the old country how'd it
go it was nice it was
beautiful i liked going to rome rome was so sick i was walking around tripping
out on that i didn't sleep
though i never adjusted to the time difference were you drink were you drinking
cheap lambrusca wine
overlooking the janica lordis hills love that love that memory love that memory
i don't get it it's my video
oh sorry but i was yeah i was just drinking a lot and i never i stayed up
really late drinking so i never
adjusted to the time and that really stunk it's a little bit more of the same
exactly the same yeah
yeah that's what that's what i was just saying when i went to spain i was like
i'll be different
over here no i stayed up till 5 a.m every day i was hammered woke up the sun
was going down
i was like oh shit i'd hate meals i related to what you said too about how like
america's
so much better than just like convenience wise and comfortability wise it's
like
like wi-fi is bad outlets are dumb stuff closes your voice your voice changed
in italy i'm a little
sick i'm a little sick oh you have covet 19. i might have italian coke man you
have like that fashion
show strain that like killed all the old guys yeah sorry i hope you don't have
covered because
i don't think so i feel pretty good now but i did get a cold i should the
travel was like
i don't know i was telling the mayor when i was going because i hadn't i haven't
really left the
country since i was like a really young kid i went to like mexico and stuff so
i thought i was gonna
like be like i didn't want to go i was like i like i don't like traveling
thought it was gonna be an
expansive i was just like nervous i don't like leaving my house um you know so
i was like i don't you
know i didn't i never got why people like want to go places for no reason and i
was like maybe when i go
there though i'll like have some wanderlust thrust upon me and i like want to
go see the world and
like i couldn't have been more wrong i i don't care to go anywhere still i was
so happy to come back
yeah yeah it's nice we get home it was so beautiful like i was in tuscany in rome
tuscany was like
really rural so that was tough yeah it feels i do that i feel like you're just
like this is a green
screen behind you and now you're in like a different location feel exactly the
same yeah kind of stayed in
my house to feel like this took me a while although i like i don't know i
disagree ireland rules well
that's what i said was saying before like i think if i went to an english-speaking
country or even a
country where i could speak the language i'd be more comfortable yeah how are
people speaking italian i
use very anxiety and dude i'm like an anxious guy but when they start speaking
really fast at you i was
just like an american american a lot of them thought i was australian though so
i started lying when i got
drunk and i'd be like australian yeah yeah having those guys get in your face i
did run into two like
ruffians though i was stumbling home at like three in the morning i stayed up
for like 26 hours as soon
as i got there i was at like 7 a.m and like went to the coliseum and saw
everything and that was so
cool because i was like i'd never been on a road this old before like i've
never been in a place this
old before so that part was awesome did you pretend you were like a warrior
slave entering the coliseum
and you had a fight for your honor no but it does cross your mind i think every
man in that coliseum
was like man i would stab a tiger in here no problem it's so cool the coliseum
was so cool and all like
the old structures and stuff was anyone in there like is everyone just looking
at anyone like around and
like everyone's just looking i mean it's just like a zillion taurus like as
many taurus as you could
possibly imagine yeah from everywhere yeah how they're mostly asian right
really that's kind of
where i what i was getting but i didn't want to be rude but there's a big thing
in europe was they were
all like because remember when we were young it was all like these americans
also now they're all like
damn we miss the americans it's all chinese now it sucks we didn't realize how
good we had it with the
americans there's a lot of sart there's a lot of indians in rome too like
trying to like peddle
their like water bottles and they're like they're mexicans i think they got
well they got lost on the
silk road and no offense it's the end of the silk road they got there yeah yeah
we were uh we were
battling an old indian couple on the plane recently we went to a wedding this
weekend and it was like
just the personal space issue from the east it's a real tough one bro like the
the budding is just like
insane butting in line butting yeah we're like waiting to get on the plane
crazy old indian
couple just butted us and i had to be like yeah this isn't the train dude back
it up man yeah we're
not jamming in here wait yeah chill man we got we got plenty of room like i was
like front and center
ready to get on and they're just like started doing it i was just like also i'm
tired of europeans being
like americans are so obnoxious it's like dude have you talked to one person
from england yeah dude
that's crazy just screaming in your face that's what i was saying we're not
singing here i like
the singing don't get me wrong i like the singing i like the singing i like the
singing but yeah it
is but you get you go anywhere and it is cool to see a different place but america
really is i'm not
saying if you're like you know in europe or ever it's just your country like
the way you guys live
is embarrassing it kind of is embarrassing like everything's just the outlets
are
up fix the outlets yeah like dude it's 2020 invented electricity get with it
yeah man that's from philly
you're welcome i know well that's the thing like i was telling the mayor in italy
they all sort of like
they're not a very like the customer's always right thing yeah and i i was
telling them they all act
like with like a sort of air that they were around thousands of years ago when
the roman it's like you
weren't there when the coliseum was being built you're just a guy that was
happened to be born here
i don't know maybe it was all in my head they're connected to tradition they're
connected to deep
tradition that's how they operate that way they reminded me of like how people
describe the french
where it's like i feel like they don't like me because i'm american but maybe
that was just in
my head it's probably in your head a little yeah because i i was always told
the italians are a lot
like the spanish and the spanish were very they were like happy to see i guess
it depends where you
are you weren't a very tourist heavy i was more yeah they were mountainas yeah
true off the beaten
path you know me dude i tried to go off the beaten path i was like i gotta get
the out of here
off the beaten path was scary i was really scared before i met up with all my
friends i was i felt
nervous yeah you're gonna get attacked by a ruffian i thought yeah i was gonna
get down
and molested or something a couple of young italian boys yeah i was gonna get
sexually harassed or
something i don't know what as soon as i got off the plane i was getting a taxi
and they were like
guys that were like trying to do fake taxis and i guess like charge you more
you know they do that
like jfk wait i loved it what's so funny about that you're getting on the fake
taxi you're about to get
put in the back seat yeah that's what yeah i was scared you're about to get
back you're gonna get
you're gonna get in the bang fiat yeah i thought so how'd you get stuck in the
taxi the bang boost the
italian job yeah and then heist that ass it was like guys with like neck
tattoos and stuff they
looked like the dirtbag italians and they were like getting the taxi getting
the taxi and i was like no
no yeah you just get in they pinch your butt and kick you out yeah they kept
saying what's wrong with
your head they kept saying that to me over and over that would piss me off so
bad what's wrong with your
head yeah what's wrong with your head tuto tuto what's wrong with your head and
i was just like no
no no i just kept saying no over and over again yeah like your head your head
sucks it's full of
dumb italian thoughts yeah i can't go to italy my wife wants to go to italy so
i can't go to italy
dude the italians are the worst and also like i think you're confusing no black
ladies love italian guys
oh it's a thing man i always talked about i talked to nate about this black
people love italians
they sweat italians so hard not every i'm i'm always evangelizing like dude
italians suck
irish people rule and they're like obviously irish people we don't see it but
it's hard pitching
irish swag to black people like now we're just quiet and we just grumble to
ourselves silently we don't
wear any cool jewelry and they're just like bro your italian guys are so cool
and i'm like but i think
italian americans are way different yeah yeah they are like way different that's
true what like what are
like the people from italian are they like smaller over there too are they yeah
they all they all look
like they're like a 