Name: Ep 579 - Crumb & The Hutt (feat. Joe Derosa & Lemaire Lee)
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Ep 579 - Crumb & The Hutt (feat. Joe Derosa & Lemaire Lee)' from Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-10-01. Transcript available.

Ep 579 - Crumb & The Hutt (feat. Joe Derosa & Lemaire Lee)

wild wild west i can still swap it out if that yeah it's right it's probably
less than that
yeah it's less than 300 bucks what do you say zesty ass all right let's get
started
one second in and you're gay you can get a decent 85 or for like seven eight
hundred bucks yeah
i mean i mean you can go all the way up to three grand or whatever but yeah you're
talking extra
on top of the 70s no no no the 75 was only six you guys are on a star podcast i'm
ready dude oh
you were doing it that was what you want to do i'm just sitting waiting for you
to talk prices
stuck tv prices yeah dude yeah fire it up you gotta be matt's gone matt's gone
so uh
i was just really scraping the no no i'm just joking happy daddy look man your
anxiety i know where
you're at once you get clean and sober like me
you're a animal dude i'm sorry you you don't drink for two days you think you're
living right who
doesn't right after three days i go i'm fine i go for one day i have one
healthy
shit i'm like oh i'm fine yeah what the what the was i worried about the last
30 years i've been doing
this stuff called dose yeah you know i'm talking about supposed to help we'll
see it dude it does
your energy it like jacks your energy up what does it do i don't know i have it
i have it
whatever you got to do it every day it's a liver cleanse and uh it's for guys
who don't really want
to stop drinking yeah supplement on instagram where they go you've talked about
being a booze bag a lot
we've picked that up yeah here's your liver liver health and your algorithm
yeah yeah i don't want
to stop drinking it's too fun yeah hey i'll tell you what i've i got my hands
on a little revolutionary
war doc yeah you want to know how do you think we came up with the name united
states of america
no one even thinks about it do they well i just assumed it was a bunch of
states that would be united
yeah but you still got to come up with a name when you go we're declaring
independence what the
do we call ourselves i feel like it was early on and you called things what
they were back then
you were you weren't going to come up with a fancy name you were going to just
say this is what it is
we're it's a you to the king the united states of america i like that you're
trying to sell
that you're wrong but i like it i mean i have no idea because i don't nerd out
okay okay star wars dad
but no i never even took the time to think about it but it's not that simple it's
not just like this
you can't just be like uh we all agree this is what we're calling it because
everybody has to come
together and be like what are we what is in america anyway you know that's a
good point what's a
europe shit dude what's in africa dude i mean you're asking the hard-hitting
questions i always
thought it was named after amerigo vespucci that's one of the that which i
think that's been
the bone proven false yeah the columbus indians thing is probably false too
probably that he called them indians because he thought he was in india yeah i
think it was actually
where he was there was like a term they were called that said people of god and
it was like in
i forget i forget what it is well anyway anyway turns out yeah just some guy
wrote into a local paper the pennsylvania post and said we should be the united
states of america
it was like an editorial and he's he didn't write his real name his his uh pseudonym
was republicus
fucking badass republicist yeah it's like a transformer fire me up last night
also is there a
bigger juice on the planet that's the juice writing into the paper and going we
should call this country
united states of america also my name's republicus and the whole country was
like yo united states of
america is sick dude i bet a usa chant started almost like the first guy was
like u-s-a
you-u-s-a-u-s-a-u-s-a-u-s-a republicus
you know and the music docs they like they're like hmm yeah yeah uh war pigs
they did that with the usa but wait a minute why uh but i agree with lamere
what what does america
come from if it's not the americo vespucci guy i'm not sure i yeah i think it
might be americo
what if it was vespucci's voltaire what i said what if uh republicus was vespucci's
voltaire
what does that mean voltaire it's like i know who voltaire is he was not yeah
he had a fake name
and then you know he got in trouble and people say if you have a fake name you
have a voltaire
oh okay yeah i didn't know that sorry that's all right i didn't mean what did
you mean by what
you said like what if uh republicus is vespucci no it was this oh it was like
two three hundred years
later oh okay so okay all right all right yeah well man you live and you learn
no i think they said it
was a thomas paine or uh i think they said that might have been republicus they
don't know who republicus
was yeah gpp still says it's from americo vespucci all right all right but it's
the feminine
latin form of americas which i kind of like americas more yeah i like americas
americas is good
yeah us on the end of a word or a name or or yeah you like some latin yeah us
republicus republic
or gore like they sound like transformer yeah yeah or he-man names yeah i saw
this little
shadow pig
yeah dude he's the shadow pig you can't tell he's a pig because he's always
like oh yeah yeah
oh shit he's blacked out yeah yeah there's no there's not like a real it's like
when a british
person's retarded this guy's smart like with guard dog he's always sounds like
he's blacked out
uh yeah yeah just smoking heaters in the corner dude back to back america
spirit yellows that's what
he'd be doing so you can't tell i was sober as a bird last night yeah see that's
a gardener that was a
sober man yeah i could see how late were you out i saw you like 10 30. i was
just getting to the kill
tony after hang it was like 10 15 10 30 and he was walking out with his girl i
was like where are you
guys going and his girl went we're gonna go home i could see the shadow pig's
eyes like what if he
wanted to stay dude yeah you hit him with one of these like no that's not true
i wanted to go home he's
like yeah i'm happy to be going home man it's good yeah i'm gonna take a break
i was happy to go you
missed out we got up yeah you guys had a good time yeah we had a nice time i
had a good time i was
watching an american revolutionary war doc yeah yeah was tight i don't think
you understand
well tell me about it man i love this is one of my favorite things about you
and i i truly do mean it
i am enamored by the fact that you truly love history and you like i wish i was
something that
was of use like that i only love nerdy it's not really of use for me to be like
republicus
no but it's history like like i i only get in like i swear to god dude i'm not
kidding i'll get
into like the he-man mythology the way you'll get into civil war i it's like it's
it's the kind of
that excites me deep mythos brother yeah he man's dope history is yeah whatever
yeah i wish i liked
history i know i wish i know and it tells you why we're where we're at but uh
you know what i was
thinking about you know how they think like tar and feathering is kind of funny
wait like it's like a
silly thing though like oh we tarred and feathered him huh yeah it was like a
brutal no it's horrible
horrific yeah it's scolding hot tar yeah it like killed people yeah yeah it's
like one of the worst
deaths yeah it burned your skin off and the the feathers would fuse into your
skin it became a chicken
there's a there's a thank you man there's a uh maybe never mind uh i was about
to i had to walk
that back i was about to be so racist i was about to be as racist as possible
that was crazy
but no in uh you ever see john adams yeah yeah great great miniseries but they
tar and feather a
guy in that it always stuck with me oh i watched i watched the first two
episodes last night and they're
two hours i don't know if i'm allowed to say it but i got my hands on the ken
burns revolutionary war
it's not out yet oh nice and my my manager sent it to me at like 10. and i was
like i'm watching this
right now nice i watched it for four hours it's great uh so that's the doc you've
been watching
yeah uh you feel like i'm not allowed to say it you're not even you're not even
allowed to
say you've been watching it you're spilling the beans of stuff that's in it
dude well it's historical
fact nobody knew about republicans i know republicans is nice i mean not there's
a lot of people that
watch this that don't get down with ken burns they should yeah ken burns is uh
ken burns vietnam was
fucking nice we were talking about this i don't remember if it was you and me
or not but what was
the doc was like ken burns's sergeant peppers like what's the doc that broke
him i think it's the jazz
one because i remember my friend scott had the box set the the the soundtrack
of that and i just
remember that ken burns jazz documentary was like everywhere and i was like
that's the one i feel like
made him i think i mean for me it was the civil war one right amber and civil
war ken burns baseball
is nice yeah i heard baseball is a big one and then his brother puts out docs
too like one of them did
brooklyn bridge which is nice who's his brother what are they the boring
brothers
i mean probably yeah probably the most boring guys
just both of them sitting there in sweaters just looking at books looking at
books
dude come on man pick up some video games play the vidges and jack off yeah
dude
you gotta make ken burns the revolutionary award the video game i'd be all in
on that that would be nice
what is the um what's his brother's name i forget the uh and you also love louie
thoreau louie thoreau is great yeah yeah i like him he's a little more of a
provocative documentary
yeah yeah yeah but my favorite one he did was the was the courtney love one did
you ever see his
miami uh when he goes into super prisons no it's as funny as it gets he's just
in there with black
dudes that are like we fucking we have to beat your ass and he's like no why
what if i don't want to
fight oh you're gonna have to fight we're gonna you up he's like but but you
don't have to do that
it's pretty great you want to know the one of the best docs i've ever seen is
this new one about
uh the right wing uh no it's new one's about uh israel palestine yeah yeah i
haven't i haven't
watched it i heard it was pretty he goes deep man the first scientology what i
ever saw the guys
like threatening him and it was crazy does he interview a settler in that yeah
and she's just
like fully like oh yeah yeah yeah yeah not great they were saying the whole
time they're like they
can leave or that's what the settlers are saying
you see netanyahu where he compares himself to hitler he compared him something
he's dude i've
swear i watched it three times i was like he can't be saying that but he's like
he's like they say uh you
know step back step down and he's like you don't just stand aside and say here
you go you have the
land adolf hitler didn't do that that's like no no no no no he couldn't i can't
rewind it i looked at
the caption and it was like netanyahu compares himself to it i was like holy i
think he just did that
are you sure it was not ai because i've been tricked they're getting real good
at just maybe it was
showing a speech and maybe changing like two words can you uh gardini can you
look that up maybe he
meant uh what he was trying to say was the opposite people didn't placate hitler
like when he was
taking all the land doesn't sound like you said that because they're it's like
he is doing a lot
doing the ground strike now he's doing a lot of stuff that uh he's doing a lot
of stuff he's doing
a lot of stuff okay this can't say this is another kanye was right moment
yeah did you ever see the gavin mcginnis interview with kanye no where he goes
he goes and kanye's in
the full black like yeah ski mask hood thing oh you can't see his face and uh gavin
goes no look
he's like you know there are statistics about black people about the crime and
stuf