Name: Ep 580 - Skrilla (The 67 God)
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Ep 580 - Skrilla (The 67 God)' from Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-10-11. Transcript available.

Ep 580 - Skrilla (The 67 God)

wild wild west skrilla what's going on thank you for coming to the podcast bro
what's your what's
y'all so you matt matt i'm shane shane yeah yeah all right bet skrilla yeah it's
nice to meet you
man yeah you know nice to meet you guys too pumped you're on you see i'm on i'm
pumped you're on man
pumped you're on the show oh pump me on the show no i'm pumped hell no pause
but i'm pumped you're
on the show i'm excited i'm excited i don't see that i don't know about pumping
i'm excited you're
on the show all right yeah now you already know i wanted to get you on for a
while yeah not for sure
i remember when i first seen y'all though probably like you've been like a year
right yeah yeah i was
watching the kensington cameras yeah dude yeah yeah i was dude we were on a i
was on a tour bus i was on
tour with burt kreischer and uh we're just after the show hanging out and i'm
like i think big big j
ogerson he's a funny comedian he was like yeah he was like dude check this out
and he put on the
kensington cam and i was like that's gorilla i was like what the i mean yeah we
were just like we
were watching it was looked kind of sick up there honestly it looked fun yeah
it's tough yeah i'll be
out there all the time when i'm in the city yeah man it was pretty cool yeah so
you grew you yeah you
grew up around there right yeah i grew up yeah i grew up in kensington yeah not
where you've seen me
at though that's not where i grew up yeah yeah that's like right that's like
where all the cool
people to chill at that's from kensington yeah yeah so i just chill over there
though i'm from like the
heart like the middle of it though they can't put they ain't got no cameras
right there yeah true it's
like the bad bad sound like in the middle of it in the middle of it right there
where you see that's
like the outskirts yeah all like the people all like to not to say it like that
though but the fiends
come to that side and just sit there and chill out yeah that's where the cops
are everything is safe
freaking on that side so that's the side like the fiends seem pretty chill yeah
hell yeah they just
like us yeah they seem all right yeah they just like us i just had a show in orlando
it was orlando right where bro jumped off of the uh yeah this is my man he from
philly though he's from
philly he moved to orlando bro he jumped on so he so when i got to the show he
already at the show
and when i seen him he walked right up to me and grabbed me by got my shoulder
yo bro i just snuck
inside the uh inside your room and he got his face painted as a clown i'm gonna
show you a picture
he got his face painted as a clown he got the red nose and everything yeah you're
like bro i snuck in
here bro you gotta take me on stage with you and i'm like all right i'm
checking on stage we get to the
stage we get to the stage and i let it i'm like yo you could just come for like
probably like one or
two songs and that's it bro not too much yeah he get on stage he sat there for
the whole time
and then then he keeps walking he walked up to your girl i showed he said yo
bro
um it's a track you know i got like my uh my setup though like my setup is like
kensington so i got
the trash can i got the tents i got clothes he tapped the trash can he's like
throw the trash can in my
face while i'm on the stage performing so i'm like damn should i do this i just
did it bang i hit him
and i hit him in the face with the trash can he's like bro now i need to do
something else bro just
count off the three count off the three and i'm this is while your show's going
on yeah like i'm
before i'm before this guy rules i'm rapping my songs and he's whispering in my
ear the whole time like
bro tell count down to three count down to three so i'm like all right bet we
just gonna count down to six
seven then so i'm telling i'm like one two three i say six seven he jumps off
the trash can and jumps
into the crowd and this and the crowd didn't catch him the crowd the crowd
pushed him like when he
pushed him back on the stage but when he jumped he hit his face on the corner
of the stage and he
fractured up he broke a bone in the skull the air tunnels weren't going to his
tunnels the air tunnels
that go to your brain i don't know i don't know if i'm explaining that right
but he wasn't getting
air oxygen towards his brain oh shit he got fucked up yeah he broke his entire
eye socket
broke in his eye whole entire you can't even see right now i can't even see
that well what's he
doing now yeah matter of fact he just he just ran away he just ran out of the
um hospital
he escaped the hospital too yeah he just ran out of the house
also too i want to give you cred you started the six seven trend a lot of
people don't realize that
yeah not for sure it's kind of sick yeah no that's just so global yo my boy
what you doing
yeah what's up bro yeah i'm on a big podcast i just i was just talking about
hey yo i'm on a podcast totally i was just talking about you
yo what's good bro what's up dude how's your eye doing that's good how's your
eye you just ran
tell him what you just did tell matt i was at the funniest funniest affiliate
when he won that
shit oh nice hell yeah hey yo tell them tell them how you did tell them where
you just ran out of the
hospital though yeah oh jesus man i ran out the hospital because they wouldn't
give me no pain
meds and and uh and it's fucking you know what happens did they see the video
no i ain't seen the
video yeah i just explained it to him no story's pretty good show them show
them the video they'll
understand yeah i don't know philly rap all right it's nice to meet you boys
nice to meet you man
all right love bro i'll call you in a little bit yeah yeah thank you all right
i'll call you in a
little bit that's awesome i didn't think he knew who y'all were yeah yeah he's
from philly though
how the hell the show's been man yeah this i'm going on to my third tour show
my third show
on tour and we're going great i just had my last show so my last my first two
shows was in miami and
orlando out of the roof it was when were you in orlando how i know when were
you i was just there
like literally probably like three four days ago okay damn you just missed each
other yeah uh that
actually was that show was a movie too but i just had a show when um this this
houston all right so i
just had a show in houston yeah yeah and how was that uh it wasn't it i don't
know it probably was
because i didn't promote it a lot though but it was probably only like 100
people there but the venue
only carried 200 though so that's fine it was like half full though what venue
was it
yeah yeah yeah we've all performed there yeah yeah yeah so and when i be it don't
be a lot of people
and i'll be able to feed off a lot of energy i get like a little nervous of
course yeah you know how it
is though like oh yeah and everybody's not young oh yeah but it still was a
great show
though like i'm not saying it was a bad show it was a great show though it was
just i was expecting
more so i was like you know i just you know how the nervous yeah the nervous
shows are when you leave
off of the show is like did you do good or did you not do good like you just
like in your head
i guess it's hard yeah it's hard to tell are you getting uh like young kids
coming now because
it's six seven yeah oh yeah every single so any sporting event i go to any time
a camera is on a
kid every single time they go yeah yeah no that's just crazy yeah that's just
crazy i never expected no
shit like that for over that song yeah crazy kim kardashian even doing it yeah
yeah who are you just
on stage with um the lady who sings uh what's that song yeah natasha benningfield
that's awesome yeah
that's my baby girl i love her yeah dude yeah she's great i love her yeah we
she we about to do a remix
we doing a re we just doing a remix six seven we actually doing a song i forgot
what it's called though
it's called it's a song called i know you guys know it though it's called like
zombies like a
country song she want me to do it damn let me see i think can i can i ask you
something real quick
yeah do you still have your pet alligator yeah yeah i just told him i just
texted my mom earlier
today to go over to my house and feed it how long how long have you had it
probably about uh a year
how big is he probably getting big uh he's like i had i had him for probably
about a year and some
change you got an alligator in kensington
that's where i bought it it's crazy how do you get that it's crazy because i
bought it in kensington
i bought the alligator in kensington it was a thing it was a fiend walking had
some alligators
walking around with an alligator it's crazy to say just walking around i was
shooting a video and i just
happened to see somebody walking by with an alligator walking by and i'm like
yo what you want for it i'll buy it
for you off of you right now he's like no this is my baby and i'm like bro i'll
give you whatever you
want he's like i'm like i'm like what do you want he's like fifty dollars
i'm like yeah let me get it for sure not the best negotiator how much would you
have paid for the
alligator he couldn't even buy mad he could have told me whatever he's one
alligator away from getting
the deluxe john madden video game yeah he could have told me whatever i would
have paid oh man this
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you take care of an
alligator yeah so i got i got a cousin i got a cousin i don't know how she's
not scared to grab the
alligator the way she is though like she just goes in there grabs it i'm scared
though
so when i want to play around with her i'll call my cousin like yo yeah come to
my house
bro you what you doing you boy come to my house she'll come over and she'll
just pick it up
do that but when i feed it i just get like little tonsils yeah drop the mouse
in there what do you
oh you feed it much yeah i feed a mice i feed them rats yeah where does it live
from it does it live
like in a tank or yeah i got a tank yeah i got a balcony and my complex i got a
balcony and the tank
is like probably about like like yeah literally like the size of this part of
the car oh that's
awesome yeah so i just he just he's just in the he's just in the chain yeah i
got a feet i gotta not
see a feet i gotta clean it out i'll be scared to like 