Name: Ep 584 - The Buzz Man (feat. Marcus King)
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Ep 584 - The Buzz Man (feat. Marcus King)' from Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-11-04. Transcript available.

Ep 584 - The Buzz Man (feat. Marcus King)

wild wild west hey welcome everybody marcus king what's going on what's up you're
just telling me
about the big mighty band yeah we got the whole crew coming down for tomorrow
yeah that's awesome
this should be out tomorrow actually yeah it's the uh the non-cost-effective
group yeah yeah the
wall of sound got the horns bgvs strings thanks you got to move every so you
just fly every single
person down for sure i never really thought about that yeah i think the strings
and the bgvs are
local cool but uh my fiddle player is coming down from nashville and my horns
are flying in
that's awesome it's gonna be fun it's gotta feel powerful to know you have a
bunch of like
what do they call trump not trump what is a horn player called like a hornist
or like
a horniest yeah what do they call it i guess a trumpeteer we just call them
horn players
horn players there you go my bad showing my fucking ass already the saxophonist
my thing is knowing if
i knew i was like moving brass players through the sky i would feel pretty
powerful about that
you know what i mean yeah it's a nice feeling it's awesome all right well i
thought it's cool
it is a nice feeling no that's awesome dude i'm stoked for you so you just
released the uh the album
darling blue yeah the album's out it's nice on it man yeah i was blasting in my
house good thanks yeah
it's awesome dude fucking rips thank you you might be one of the biggest ax men
currently right now
man who i mean who else can shred like you i'm sure there's plenty true that's
sure there's a lot of
but you know i mean i guess yeah there's a lot of quiet guys just kind of noodling
in their room
just like myself but dude billy you you you and billy are in uh billy's really
playing some some wild
stuff yeah billy's been studying like almost like classical yeah style with his
scientologist uh
teacher yeah billy takes guitar lessons and yeah there it's he studies from a
scientologist who kind
of like just peppers in a little scientology every now and again on him i mean
that's the way to do
it like yeah uh chicoria was a a scientologist really and my keyboard player
was like a big chicoria
fan when he went to go see him you know he said he hit him with a little just a
little dab just a
little dab of scientology at the end there you know i'm so scared thank you elron
i'm so scared of
scientology yeah it freaks me out yeah i feel like the better you do in this
industry like it's it's kind
of looming scientology it's around the corner yeah dude it'd be i don't know
the only thing i would
like about it is just kind of making my wife do it with me yeah it'd be kind of
fun just be like no
we're scientists she's like willing to go to church now and i could just
completely dash her
christian dreams with new world saintism so that would be that would be pretty
nice dude like what
if instead of all this being nice stuff we just became as successful as
possible and forgot all
this i mean i should do that actually make her read science fiction from the
1950s yeah this is what
we're into now true get both my daughters clear dude yeah dude we're going
clear
yeah um have you do you know any people have have you ever been approached with
the s or no no i've
been asked about some other weird shit like what i've just been invited to like
uh like get togethers
like out in the redwoods i'm like i'm cool what's a gift what do you mean i
could get like a
like a naked you know kenny loggins allegedly played live from the redwoods to
like a naked crowd
to a naked crowd it could just be folklore but that's what i've heard we call
it uh kenny loggins
on the road like me and my keyboard player like you know when you're on the
road like food is
it's always kind of sporadic what you're putting in your body and like if you're
drinking a lot too
so like if we're having like solid dumps we'll call it we call those kenny loggins
but if you if you're not then it's called the messina
so you're either loggins or messina on any given day but yeah my i i can fly
for one day and eat one meal if as soon as i hit the road instant diarrhea it's
every time instant
diarrhea my ass is a mess i have baby wipes in my school bag that i always
forget about yeah and i
get home and i like go to i always i get the check from the comedy club i give
it to my wife and every
time i open up for the check i go fuck i had baby wipes this whole time right i
could have used those
but tour bus must be crazy just a bunch of bros bunch of bros it starts
smelling about two days in
it's a it's a weird combo of smells and you can never really track it down to
one person so it's
hard to go to somebody and be like hey man you know your hygiene's a problem
yeah because there's 12
bonks so oh it's like 12 combinations of odor she's got to walk by each one and
kind of well it's just
kind of the whole collective have you ever confronted somebody for their
hygiene on the bus i have how does
that go i usually do it in a more of a passive way i had a keyboard player one
time i just bought
deodorant for i was just like hey man i got you this you just kind of you know
lightly approach it
yeah that's a that's how yeah you handled you handled the keyboard player like
a teenage daughter kind of
yeah i got you some deodorant yeah you're still beautiful but you might want to
you might want
to try this starting to funk that's kind of tight so how's this uh how's this
run been versus other
runs in terms of the tour do you ever really get back to a city and just
realize like maybe how
much you've grown as a person since the last time you've been to a place man
yeah this tour has been
especially like that we can really feel it and like this half of the year has
been mostly like
like we were talking about like our b markets like tertiary markets to use an
industry term tertiary's
nice i've heard that one tertiary market tertiary is b minus i guess tertiary
is so nice yeah marcus
we're going to put you on uh we're going to be doing mostly tertiary markets so
uh you know it's not
going to be cost effective for us do it this way but we can do it yeah and i
just kind of give you the
whole rigmarole yeah but um it's interesting because we haven't really done it
like this before
we kind of already had a tour planned and then we moved the record release up
so the first leg of the album
release tour ended up being only tertiary markets which is kind of nice because
it gives us like
six to nine months to build the to build the rollout for like our a-plus
markets within the same
you know window of release yeah which is kind of cool that makes sense and you
say build what do you
mean by build it up i mean just more time to promote the shows yeah that that
makes sense i'd like
to like work on the i guess you already have the album done because that's yeah
that's kind of
unfortunately in the tertiary markets a lot a lot of figuring it out yeah it's
a lot of like hey
guys i'm gonna figure this out in front of you sorry i'm gonna do a really good
show in chicago but
yeah this boys is getting the crap gonna be great man but uh madison indiana
you're gonna get
yeah no horn players for you guys we're filming some things out yeah it's like
the no horn players and
a lot of times what i recognize now is like you know a lot of dudes bring their
wives and their wives
are like where's briley which is my wife because she sings with us sometimes
and uh she doesn't
come out all the time gotcha but uh when she's not there i've seen some some
real disappointed
lady folks yeah in the crowd no that's true with trucker hats just just waiting
for unhappy yeah
i've ever thought of just kind of like faking them out yeah just outside put on
the dress dude
like oh she'll be right back guys hold on a second
yeah no britney gets my wife gets uh she'll go to shows every now and now she'll
get like
recognized and it's kind of funny to like see that and see like people like
britney what's going on
that's awesome yeah it's pretty cool i don't i don't know how she feels about
it i think she loves it
deep down but she gets kind of like she's freaked out four-time wnba superstar
yeah the first three weeks of that were really like she was shell-shocked
because she would just
she didn't realize neither of us really did how big how like wide that went how
far that went she
would just like go out to get coffee and it'd be like four people like wma yeah
dude she'd be like
that sports crowd is like a whole other thing i know when you tap into that
market like those fans
are buck wild it's dude it's the i would argue it's like the biggest thing
honestly it's like a
religion like people feel really like uh you know okay to like fight about that
yeah or just kind of
like i was just at a birthday party recently and it was you know there's
nothing wrong with it the
guy was just like oh she must be like an eagles fan and it's just so
disappointing when you're in a
group of dudes somewhere and you go yeah i don't really care like i yeah i like
support them in
spirit but i don't really care to watch it i don't know anything about it and
you just watch them go
well man i don't know what we're going to talk about now like sorry brother
that's my whole life
yeah no sports yeah like uh especially like briley's friends or like any of our
small town friends
like when like i'm sure you've been in a situation where you got to meet other
husbands
and they're like yeah man you know like uh hurricanes are looking good this
year yeah or
like uh whatever the else they're talking about um and i'm like i i don't
really yeah i don't really
watch sports man it's a bummer dude it's a bummer but i try but that's almost
worse when you try to
engage and then they start hitting you with facts that really go over your head
yeah and then you gotta
say i'm just yeah i'll i'll try to get although too i feel like in those sports
convos you can be like
i'll fake the funk too i'll be like yeah man i like we won the super bowl last
year so you know how
that is and then they'll be like they'll be like what do you what do you think
what do you think about
the big man and i'm like damn i don't know who the big man is they're all they'll
just show my ass
by which who who the big man is they're talking about the team i'm supposed to
be a fan of they're
not even from the city i'm like they're the big man you speak of um donovan mcnab
perhaps i don't know
yeah it's it's a bummer i've gotten more i've like just gotten more up front
with it my lack of
sports knowledge and interest but it is like you know just disappointing
because they're like damn dude
we could have like bonded over this but i've tried you know my wife walked in
one day and i was
watching football and i was like actively trying to engage and watch it and she
just laughed at me
she laughed and she's like what the hell are you doing are you watching
football i'm like i'm trying
to and i just really didn't enjoy it yeah if it's on like it's cool but i have
to be somewhere with
someone else and it happens to be on if that makes sense then i can watch it
but like to i would feel
insane i think i've tried it too myself like i'm gonna sit down and watch the
game i'm gonna be a
real guy and then i sat down it's just like oh dude this is so long dude i wish
i could do something
else right now it's so boring we watched the world series the other night and
that was fun
my tour manager's from toronto so he had a lot you know on the line and he was
very excited
and uh and crushed yeah we all really wanted to see him uh we wanted to see the
blue jays lose just
because we knew he was going to be insufferable if they won but now when they
lost like it was
actually really sad for him yeah and we all immediately felt bad that was a
tough one for
everybody because people were torn between patriotism and how much everyone
hates la yeah so a lot of
people i talked to like the dodgers i don't want the dodgers to win they were
just pretty much against
their country yeah it was it was an intere