Name: Ep 586 - Shift Work (feat. Nate Marshall)
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Ep 586 - Shift Work (feat. Nate Marshall)' from Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-11-20. Transcript available.

Ep 586 - Shift Work (feat. Nate Marshall)

the wild wild west hey hey howdy hey how's it going good man just chilling i
got a nap i'm
usually i'm a little tired i'm i know you got a nap got a nice little nap but
today thanks to my
extension your extension my giant extension uh yeah there's a little gap in the
sketch it was nice
i was all i was all uh and i was i was sleepy today too i could i did not get
good sleep last
night yeah i was out doing stand-up so i couldn't fall asleep so i was just
back to the audiobook
bible before bedtime which is a nice bedtime read by the way i'm on jacob and
esau right now what's
the book the bible ever hear the bible bro i also didn't hear about that he
didn't know who cristiano
rinaldo was yeah that's why i really did kind of i told you i feel good about
not knowing that
why do you can we like like uh investigate why you feel good about that i'm
kind of curious it just
kind of feels like the way y'all explaining it like it's like not knowing lebron
or something and that
just kind of you're saying you're saying you're saying you're different you're
saying you're different
i'm kind of different out here i'm just moving different i can see that no i
can appreciate you're
doing well i thought you'd be i thought you'd be less uh bro my voice is gonna
go halfway that's
because you've been you've been going too fast you know no i know slow down you
introduced us to the
purple drinks while we were at that bar i didn't touch one of those what was
the purple drink at
lafitte's it's it's in new orleans it's just another that's like a new orleans
fucking uh daiquiri type
i don't know how to describe it yeah it's an icy sugary liquor thing those
things will get you yeah
it's called purple drank so yeah so i went crazy like flies on
they said they even misspelled drink on the cup it's it's for me
made me feel better because i was i was like shitting neon green and we talked
for a second
gosh and i was telling him about it he was like i'm still shitting neon green i
was like all right
so it is the purple drink it's not yeah i'm not dying dude well i i i eat candy
is a similar trap
for me a long time ago but i ate this candy from hot topic one time yeah and i
shits the white man's
it's white man's drink it's white man's drink i was a teenager in hot topic and
they sold this like
neon weird candy and i i remember ate it and i got like scared i was dying when
i did i had play-doh
was coming out of my butt did you no you came with uh so you stayed sunday yeah
we stayed you guys
must have been that must have sucked so bad i sold them sunday i flew in at 5 p.m
sunday i saw nate i
was going to the hotel i looked in the window i see the bar i see nate at the
bar i'm like oh we
gonna say hi to nate i'm like what's up nate he's like oh like what's up man he's
like hey what's
going on man i couldn't fucking talk skank fest day four is
fucking hell that that day i had went to bed with the sun up and then when i
finally came out the
hotel it was dark again like it was an evil day he was on some vamp i saw him
you know some norland's
vamp i saw him at the bar and i he was like what's going on man i was like jesus
christ jesus man
where are the others
his voice was just gone oh he was chalky dude i saw him he was chalky yeah i
had nothing i was i was
trying to rally he was like oh it was going on yeah i was happy to see you i
just had nothing
i know you know when you bump into someone at a bar you're like oh my god what
are you doing here
like what's going on all the time i get to a bar o'connor's oh man the stuff
island boys will hit
you with one of those yeah see him at a bar they're like i've been out for
eight hours ago jesus christ
it's 4 p.m go to bed yeah nate wasn't drunk he was just viciously hung over
yeah i was i think i
think going hair of the dog yeah one and i didn't even finish it i couldn't i
was like i'm not ready
yet i waited till i got to the to the venue to mardi gras world yeah squad
squad was in rough shape
i got i got there at a big stand-up show it's gang festival you guys anyone do
some time no
i mean jeez guys friday was great yeah saturday half energy sunday must have
been sunday was chill
it was definitely chill mode everyone was chill mode yeah it was pizza and eagles
everyone was just
ordered down most i kind of saw the donamos come through i kind of turned up by
the end i can't
remember if oh yeah i kind of turned everybody in i went to uh that was the
only night i went to the
after party uh was that well just because i i don't know i wanted to do it once
yeah yeah i ordered i
wore the thing the whole way home just a badge that said barely legal on it the
whole way oh man
name of the strip club that the after party was called barely legal but every i
didn't go every
lady there was kind of old so it was kind of nice like it's kind of a very very
legal yeah they were
like obviously they were clearly legal undeniably legal i wonder if you could
do a class action suit
you guys should be perpetrating the illusion that i am committing a great
i didn't feel like a pedophile at all i was in that yeah i was helping to catch
a little
you might be able to make some bucks what'd you say maybe it'll make some bucks
take some pictures
of them and like go out to a judge and be like do any of these look like they
could be of questionable
age i was fooled oh my fifteen dollar atm feedback yeah that's funny well i
guess i guess that was uh
that was the brand oh no the atm just had a super high oh you know how to yeah
yeah the atm and a
strip club they watch they see they're like sharks no desperation from every
guy in there yeah there's
i think they have one by those atms they have that thing when you go into a gas
station it's like
when you run over the thing it's a bell that goes back so all the strippers go
there it is yeah they're
like this they go there's our market yeah yeah i didn't uh i got invited to the
after party i was
like no way bro no shot not going to the barely zero shot i'm not even staying
awake strip club on
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you're like oh man
yeah it's kind of nice crazy what's going on oh yeah it is fully debaucherous
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all i got eyes on the uh the ass slapping contest you know i had to get there
but not just i was there
early the first night friday you know we were out we were out until like what
how long were we at the
casino what guys were competing why are you attacking me like they were the
fellas
it was guys uh no just being mean skank fest usually tosses some guy did
something crazy while
i was on stage at the live legion of skanks show what happened what do you do i
don't know i didn't
look but i heard about it he kissed a dick there was two guys that like kissed
a dick and it didn't
even take much convincing like no they were brought it up yeah like yeah we'll
fight we'll fight tomorrow
the loser has to suck a dick i'll do it it was like no one's making you do that
we'll do it right now
of course the entire crowd's like do it just sitting there with david tell like
jesus christ
it was just a dick whose dick was it that's the question just proposed oh what
yeah sin yeah that's great i know a guy who just proposed in the room right and
also got his dick
kissed by a fellow guys butt slapping contest i'm sorry then he's lime green it
is funny to be on
the phone with your babe like what are you doing down there everybody was at
the guy's butt slapping
contest and then uh well i got double dog dare to kiss a man's penis and uh it's
going pretty good
otherwise yeah she was in the crowd the girl he proposed to they did it live
and then he kissed
he got his penis kissed he got his kiss yeah that's kind of powerful dude if
you just proposed
you just proposed then you're also off to a terrible start he's cheating on
within three
minutes he got his dick touched by a guy immediately and it was just like a peck
on the helmet
allegedly i didn't see it two pecks you watched oh you were up close wait who
went for you up
close and personal yeah you had eyes on it i was in the balcony i couldn't
believe it was happening
yeah that is a uh a funny like that's a big thing like oh tell me the proposal
story it's like well
we and then then somebody actually kissed his penis and then lamera goes not
once but twice twice
two pecks very european it's two different guys he went
this is very respectful yeah it was two different guys because the one guy was
like
lewis you said for me to fight i get the i have to suck a trans dick and i'm
looking forward to that
and lewis was like we're going to let that go yeah so you don't have to
actually do that
he's like nah man fuck that
and then the other guy was like that's gay all you told me i had to do was kiss
a dick
and then he was like also i'd like i'll do that right now to prove it this is
an audience member
yeah everyone's kind of like you don't really have to do that please don't yeah
and he's like no
it is nice though that's a good uh it's a good move but yeah i was asking who
won that maybe do it
those two fought uh yeah skinnered versus uh the ukulele hawaiian
interesting i missed all that i got there it was just like everyone was just
dragging
yeah they were tired from that sure it's friday and saturday yeah saturday was
wrestling if i was
wrestling and kissing penises all day yeah talk it out i would it's a full day
they got to top it next year on the cruise is going to be just like the cruise
human centipede
i would it would cost more than the riad comedy festival to get me on the skank
fest
oh my god yeah true but yeah you guys don't think i'll jerk off and in this
pool right now
it'll be the poop cruise just without
but it'll be fine there's gonna be and homeless shelters on deck oh my god
fucking they should do a cruise and just never set sail just be on a docked
boat the whole time
people are going to be jumping off the only way you don't lose a person is if
you stay docked if
they take off somebody they will lose someone yeah yeah oh dude for sure you
ever see those videos
where people do that just yeah think it's going to be hilarious jump off a
cruise ship and then
there'd be a new like indigenous population in like the saint peter yeah yeah
yeah it's a bunch of
fucking chubby white guys like yeah we were we found here this land came to us
yeah
they feel like they need a couple