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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Ep 592 - 2025: A Year in Review' from Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-12-31. Transcript available.

Ep 592 - 2025: A Year in Review

wow wow wes hey guys happy new year we're here um kind of an off week but
figured we'd hit you
guys with a little best of 2025 um we got some great stuff man some good clips
lined up
before we get into that i just want to say again happy new year thanks for
watching we are entering
the uh unfortunately that kind of podcast crucible again shane is going to be
gone filming for a
little bit um but that's nothing to get glum about we're going to be jam-packed
with super
hot guests and a lot of good times it'll probably make the next year's best of
2026 we'll see
um however you know i mean let's just recap what would happen in 2026 man you
know we got a lot
of wars going on there's that we have a lot of wars um which you know not good
it's not good there's
been israel palestine which i believe is a ceasefire so shout out to
politicians for the ceasefire on
that and uh also russia ukraine maybe that'll come to an end and hopefully not
venezuela
but you know out of bright siding it it's like look guys were getting busy all
right guys were doing
stuff no one was sitting on their ass this year people were unfortunately
fighting and killing
hundreds of thousands of people but you know that's maybe next year we can just
kind of like do other
stuff instead but keep that same can do uh fire and spirit but guys i think i
need to come here to
talk about war i'm just recapping the year 2025 wars okay fair enough um what
else happened what else
happened this year big things that happened we had uh you know donald trump is
still the president and
we'll see man i think i think his sizzle is starting to kind of fade it's like
you know the quiet piggy that
was definitely him pushing himself up there in the headlines aside from that it's
like djt is not
hitting as hard as he used to i think we're finally used to him so he's got i
don't know a couple more
years left and i don't know i think i think we're we're on the cusp and again i'm
just bright siding
new year's time horizon i think we're on the cusp of finally as a country
stepping out from under
uh trump shadow which has really you know if you love him or hate him whatever
but he has loomed over
this country for a decade as long as this podcast has been going on which is
crazy 10 years trump has
been just you know a central fixture in the news and i think he's gonna fade
man and it's like as much as
people love him or hate him it's like i honestly don't know what it's gonna be
like without the guy
because in my opinion is like are we gonna get like a trump 2.0 or you know
what are we gonna get
we don't know i'm excited i can't wait to find out in 2028 but we'll have to
wait for two more new
years to find that out so we'll see about that stay tuned for two more years in
other news we also have
ai is booming right now and uh oh boy another hotbed of controversy as well ai
apparently it's getting
better there's billions maybe even trillions of dollars being spent on ai
research and you know
again another thing people love people hate um my thing is if you're worried
about ai coming and taking
your job i don't you hear all this all the time it's like well what if ai takes
my job what am i
gonna do then it's like dude let it take your job there's no shame in a machine
built by billionaires
taking your job from you what do you you think you're gonna you're not gonna do
better than that
it's like let it have your job but you'll just be like let the state figure out
your life for you
you know if you if i'm saying if ai takes your job that is not that's nothing
to stay awake at night
about being like oh well it's like there's nothing you can do like you just let
it come take your job
and it's also like most most of the jobs it would take would probably be like
office jobs which are mostly
fake jobs anyway so why would you worry about a machine built by billionaires
taking a fake job
from it you're not even really working let it have your fake job just give it
say here here you go
computer you can have my job i'm gonna go outside now and now you go from
sitting like a fat ghost in
an office to now you're outside you get the sunlight on you and now you got to
go find food which in my
opinion is much more exciting than sitting in front of a computer and
pretending to work in front of
pictures of your kids which imagine if those kids could actually see you
pretending to have a job
to pay for them that's embarrassing dude let the machines have your job say hey
machines
come and get it let them come in and take it now you're on the outside you got
to go find food and
here's my thing you're gonna say all right well how the am i going to find food
it's like
i don't know but if the ai came and took my job and like all my work friends
job and you know
unfortunately even my work wives jobs as well i'd start a militia you know you
start you don't a
peaceful militia obviously but it's like you go from sitting on your ass in an
office every day with
that just groveling to your boss hoping they give you a little promotion and
that's hell let the
computer wipe that out now you're outside you're doing push-ups you're doing
burpees you and your friends
can set up a little barbed wire crawl space you can crawl through do drills if
you get like a few
hundred people to do military drills in your front yard with you i my
prediction is the government will
start giving you food because they'll be like hey guys just here here's some
food and you don't have
to be like you know i'm not saying become like a terrorist cell that is not
what i'm saying at all
we don't need any more of that i'm saying do push-ups in your front yard with
all of your office
friends you guys are all in the office now you're in front yard you're working
you're maybe digging
little trenches and just kind of like i don't know just find food it'd be so
much more fun
to go and find food than sitting in office you know that's if ai takes your job
that's my whole
point so don't worry about that we had ai we had endless wars and um what else
do we have um
i don't know i think they cloned they didn't close they made a false embryo in
a or a false womb in
australia so science is going you know we have we have a false womb for a kangaroo
to be born in
that's nice why don't we take it to one of these beautiful clips hold on guys
check this out
i didn't know you got you were that drunk we were on the plane together do you
know why scuba
divers you know how they sit on the boat and fall backwards yeah do you know
why they do that look cool
no because if they fell forward they would land in the boat
come on guys classic highlight reel 2025 joke world clip it joke road highlight
reel 2025 just run
that back 25 times yep that's what we'll do for the new year's over and over
for three hours you fall
asleep to it but you're gonna laugh every time you're gonna try to sleep oh man
that was hilarious and
now we're back to the special new year's edition guys we talked about we recapped
2026 you know
whatever or 2025 i'm sorry about that sorry sponsors recap 2025 i don't know
man like what else is out
there recently i actually just discovered that there's a thing um that women
experience it's called
a false pregnancy syndrome where a woman will convince herself that she's
pregnant to the point
where her breasts start to lactate and her belly expands as if there were a
child inside of it
there was a recently a a case it was this year actually shout out 2025 there
was a case this year
of a widow her husband had died she was an old lady going through menopause and
her husband
unfortunately died and somehow her body convinced her that she was pregnant so
she her breasts swelled
with milk her stomach started sticking out and she even thought she felt kicks
and uh and the lady went
to the doctor to be like what the hell this is a miracle my maybe it's my dead
husband being
reincarnated in my old withered womb and uh turns out she went to the doctor
and she just her stomach was
full of gas and it was moving around her stomach but she thinking those were
baby kicks stimulated her
milk gland somehow to produce milk for this baby that didn't exist and the
doctor had to tell her like
no you just have a bunch of farts you don't have a child you have a bunch of farts
in your stomach and
your husband's dead get over it you you're not pregnant you old go home and
like damn that person
for sure was probably like i can't wait till 2025 is over 2025 is kicking my
ass i missed my husband
so much that i became fake pregnant and farted in the er just to be told that i
don't have a baby i just have
a big fart in my stomach oh man poor lady and they also have this thing too
called cuvade syndrome where
guys now this is the time you know we got we talked about the girls now it's
guys time
guys apparently i've never met a guy like this but apparently it's a real thing
where when a woman becomes pregnant the man starts to like biologically mimic
some of the pregnancy response and the women like for instance when a woman
gets pregnant there's this
thing called nesting where like when they're pregnant they'll go around it's
like a real
instinct they'll go around and start like setting up the house like they
organize the house like a bird
with a bird's nest they'll start like moving stuff redoing the closets they get
like bins and they start
fucking putting things in bins you know stuff like that and um and guys now
apparently will like or
they're saying they'll start mimicking those responses even to the point where
the guys will gain weight
some of the guys even claim they feel a baby kicking in their belly which is
like dude don't first of
all it's definitely gas second of all never that's even if you're mimicking
your wife's pregnancy response
never say that out loud dude just just it's not first of all it's not real and
second of all like dude
don't never be like i think i'm pregnant too i they don't respect that just be
like nah i'm not
even if anything i'm just like harder than ever looking at that baby in your
belly that's something
women can respect honestly don't tell them like my nipples are kind of
sensitive too dude that's
fucking disgusting take it to the grave man if your wife's pregnant and you're
like i think i'm sort of
afraid don't do that man you got these guys going to the doctor it's called cuvade
syndrome which is
like oh it's brutal i'd rather have a guy hold me down and finger my butt and
tell someone about that
then come up to my friends and be like you know i started actually mimicking my
wife's pregnancy
symptoms as well you know just don't dude don't talk about that to anybody keep
that to yourself
all right like oh my breasts are actually a little swollen dudes will gain
weight a lot
there's guys waking up with morning sickness it's like dude what the it's not
you're just your stomach
hurts you stop pretending you have a baby i don't know why people guys and
girls are like or having
fake pregnancies it's like just stop man it's that's really weird and it's
really
unbecoming of a man to try to get in on pregnancy glory that's all i'm saying
it's not that's not your stuff again just to recap i would rather have a guy
hold me down whether he
you know pinned me down by my arms on top of me or just kind of like knocked me
over like a stone
cold stunner came around my back and just started blasting my butt with his
face i don't know however
he gets it he gets it maybe we're just both lying on our side he trips me we're
like lying on our side
like on some side uh side doggy or whatever i don't know guys let's take it to
a clip
i didn't know you got you were that drunk we were on the plane together do you
know why scuba
divers you know how they sit on the boat and fall backwards yeah do you know
why they do that look
cool no because if they fell forward they would land in the boat
come on guys classic highlight reel 2025 mark that joke world clip it joke road
highlight reel 2025
just run that back 25 times yep that's what we'll