Name: Ep 593 - Nollywood (feat. Ben Avery & Kevin Iso)
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Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Ep 593 - Nollywood (feat. Ben Avery & Kevin Iso)' from Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast on Comedy Buff. Published 2026-01-08. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Ep 593 - Nollywood (feat. Ben Avery & Kevin Iso)' from Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast on Comedy Buff. Published 2026-01-08. Transcript available.

Ep 593 - Nollywood (feat. Ben Avery & Kevin Iso)

wild wild west chinese girl man just lead with it just lead with it chinese
girlfriend
this guy's a genius i heard it for three seconds no i can't forget i know
chinese girlfriend how sad would you be though dude you're like a maybe 55 year
old black dude
and you lose your chinese girlfriend that would kill me i just feel like more
so and again you
correct me if i'm wrong but i feel like you know if i had a chinese girlfriend
i mean i married my
family would probably disapprove but if i had a chinese girlfriend my family
would be like
kind of sick i might get a couple like you know chinese girlfriend but i feel
like in a black
family to have a chinese girlfriend you'd get a mega high five correct me if i'm
wrong
from the youngs from the oh from the men oh yeah the men would be like you did
it right yeah
the men would definitely the women
they don't like that do they i think all women don't like seeing their man of
race date a
other race women are quietly racist against they don't like interracial stuff
you think white women
mind oh they do i know they do oh they do oh yeah i didn't think they care they're
no they get mad
they'll tease they'll get like three glasses of wine and be like so dang a
black girl
are you afraid she's gonna like beat you up they get like a couple glasses of
white white wine
and all the dad's information just trickles out i'm just afraid he's gonna beat
you up
he's trying to hit you i've i've been you know i'm in an age gap interracial
relationship so i know
is it you think it's you think it's harder you think it's harder to lose your
girlfriend when
you're older or younger you mean lose yeah because you said it's pretty rough
on a 55 year old dude
to lose your asian girlfriend yeah ah man i think it's rougher when you're
young younger yeah you lose
them easier when you're younger yeah you get five you lose yeah yeah i mean pre-30
every girl's a kind
of a free agent once they kind of hit 30 then they start going like all right
let me nestle into the
sitch right because you know but then but then when you're young and you lose
them you didn't really
ever really have them even though you thought you did true when you're old and
you lose them you
had that yeah and then it's gone and and that's your final form she was like i've
seen
the flower has fully bloomed and no thank you for me that's all you got i'm
gonna take my chances
dating as a 50 year old woman which probably is no picnic if i had to imagine
yeah yeah people say
like uh you know before you date a woman just like look at her mother yeah i'm
like i'm not
going to do that i thought the saying was fap to her mother oh yeah i thought
it was before you
date a woman try to fap to her mother and then crank one off the night before
the wedding pull up a
big photo over on an ipad that's what i thought they're saying oh yeah that's a
bachelor that's
the last hurrah of your bachelor party you and all your boys but does that mean
you like truly love
your wife that you'd your mom you i baby i love you so much i would i would eat
your mom spicy
i mean i don't i i mean that is one form i guess but that is the saying like
you know if you think her
mom's hot that's what her daughters are that's what her daughters don't look
like yeah yeah and
sometimes they don't pan out i would like the opposite i like to have a very
attractive woman
with an absolutely busted mom and just sit on the edge of my seat for like 15
years waiting waiting
just to see the transformation that's italians yeah true that's italians you
just wait for that
meatball to cook in the oven you know she looks like oh is it all sorry it's
all up that's okay
we got a little technical difficulty we have phone books maybe to or i can do
this or we can't have
that you got a cowboy mike hey yo yeah pause pause oh you got it i'm not having
am i having problems
because i'm tall as hell either or no now my mic's fine i think i have a
different mic to catch us
dude thanks for doing it man ben avery kevin iso thank you matt thank you hell
yeah man thank you
guys for coming uh sean was telling me that you had some hot takes on the ethiopian
scandal see
you don't even got the right no it's somali my bad dude i know i did i'm more
ethiopian i think
sorry i just dude i get a little nervous sometimes for 10 years it's a hot
button issue yeah the
somalian as a gardini pitched me he goes the isotope has some takes on the i
feel like they've all been
said at this point no no but my my thing with it is all right it's twofold
right one is like they
definitely scamming but it's a matter of fact i think yeah i mean it's it's
happening but at the same
time that doesn't exclude dude from being racist about going about the way he
did it talking about the
dude shirley yeah well dude that was so i watched the video so i didn't know
anything about it so
i'm like all right let's see what we have here and i read up on it first and i
was like yeah for sure
there's there's like matter of record scams going on for sure but that dude was
pulling on daycare
doors right and being like where are the children and they're like bro get out
of here and he's like
i told you this was like you're legally they're supposed to be locked right it's
you have a kid in
daycare it's locked doors and you're like please don't let them see into this
building sure i don't
want weirdos staring in i've never been allowed in a daycare you have kids you
know what i mean you
got to come with that right energy and be like where the are the kids or their
taxpayer money exactly
and filming the kids too it's illegal which is like you can't do that yeah i
don't think i really don't
think you allow i mean you could i guess you could technically film them but
you can't do anything with
the footage like even a daycare has to as a parent ask you if it's okay if they
take pictures of your
kids right so if i roll in with the metas and i'm like show me the children let
me in now with like
a 60 year old guy next to me just waving documents the video was insane i
watched it being like oh man
they're gonna blow my socks off of the scandal and i was like this guy's out of
his mind you're not
he's wrong you're not allowed i mean again it's like yes there's clearly
massive fraud minnesota
yeah he's acting like he blew the lid off it's like bro you're like a year and
a half late
right because they already caught the lady that was originally doing it well
dude there was that
there was also there was the autism centers that got busted and then there was
that happened in
autism centers it's just you make a building like this imagine if we all down
here like yeah we're
working on autism kids and they came down we're just doing a podcast making
like a million dollars
somebody got to start counting fast oh they hear three four big the biggest the
biggest scam and
again these are just the ones that get caught there was one for 250 million
dollars recently where
during the during covid they were getting government funds it was called like
feed the future or
something and dude these it was like i think like 60 people got arrested they
were just taking money
and it was unfortunately it was mostly somalian dudes but they were taking the
money and they took
like 250 mil in just like food bank money and they like you know they tracked
everything it was they
were saying they bought they uh gave money to the whatever that terrorist
organization is they but
they they did a deep dive it was just sick whips it went to warlords and stuff
they no it didn't they
said it was but they like did a deep dive and it was apparently just like sick
ass lamborghinis and
shit but see so okay that's kind of tight yeah that's and that's that's that's
that's what one of
the dudes like messed up at because they like he got in front of the learning
center and he was like
yeah this is uh this is an estate this is a legit business and then they went
on his instagram he was
in pictures with like lambos and stuff it's like damn i don't know no daycare i
don't know what he did
i think he pulled up on the uber eats order like skirt and dude's like yeah
where the fuck is that
yeah where'd you get that whip but that that's my thing with okay so you said
the the feeding
center or whatever and they took oh dude there is massive right there's massive
fraud and they
busted it they like they got them i don't care i mean it's fair where i
personally i just don't care
about people stealing my taxpayer dollars that's a fair point i don't know
where them shits is going
anyway so what the they stealing the money that we took from you that you don't
know what we doing
with it to be fair somebody's gonna steal your taxpayer dollars i think like
that's i think people
need to wake up to that reality if it's not that blatant it's going to be a bazillion
non-profits
who are going like we just need a hundred thousand more and they just pocket it
right and it's already
or it's going to the war and it's like i don't know where this is going at all
bro y'all don't
send me no kind of update after i pay this money about yo this is what this is
doing here the
venezuela shits i don't know the venezuela shits been like pretty open as far
as wars go they're
like yeah we just took their oil they're not even hiding it before like iraq
was like we're going
there just for the oil like no we're not they're like yeah we went there for
the oil and we got it
oh they saying that now yeah they just said like we took we seized their oil
they went in there
they had uh the venice what maduro i guess his name was was he they were like
he was a tyrant and
you know they're like we just couldn't stand that you know stand with that guy
being a tyrant and
like smuggling drugs into our country so we just stole all of their we stole a
lot of their oil and
we're just going to take over their oil industry okay i'm glad they're being
honest that's what i'm
saying i thought i thought he was lying for a little bit because they were
talking about the drug
situation i mean what do they need oil for venezuela did traffic drugs we need
it they need to put it
they need to mix gas into a boat and traffic drugs it's a grand theft auto ass
country no that's a
fair take you don't so you were seeing a lot of the stuff about like this is a
bullshit and you're like yeah i don't i don't care that they're scammed let
them scam i don't i don't
know okay yeah i don't care that they're scamming but also i don't care where
my taxpayer dollars go if
they're scamming that kind of money i'd rather them scam that money than my
money that i'm investing
like whenever these white dudes is doing they fraud it's money that you
actually gave to enron
it's like my real money i'd rather you take the money that was already about to
be taken
did they you know what i mean i don't know where it's going so you know but uh
they definitely
they definitely i'm not there's some six-year-old white dudes in minnesota
right now who are furious
with that take i don't care i don't know where his taxpayer dollars is going he
don't even know
where his shit going oh they taking the money my money no it's not your money
is you don't know where
the fuck your money at but my other thing so with the with the with the racism
it's just like
it's like it's like uh when i was used to like walk into stores and like they
would follow me around
like oh this black guy stealing and then it's like oh you following around this
is racism and i was
stealing too that's what the that's what the minnesota's here remind me of it's
like yeah it's
racist but yeah yeah i think they went the other way i think the minnesota
government was like how
dare you say that and then it came out where it was like yeah we got out
because they could have
totally that's not a hard thing to check with like the autism centers and stuff
you send out a couple
people with clipboards like how many people we got in here all right we're good
i think they were kind
of like we trust you and they got leveled 