Name: Ep 596 - 4-Man Jamboree Slam (feat. Ian Fidance, Ehsan Ahmad, Tim Butterly)
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Ep 596 - 4-Man Jamboree Slam (feat. Ian Fidance, Ehsan Ahmad, Tim Butterly)' from Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast on Comedy Buff. Published 2026-01-30. Transcript available.

Ep 596 - 4-Man Jamboree Slam (feat. Ian Fidance, Ehsan Ahmad, Tim Butterly)

the wild wild west i should be able to i should be allowed to smoke in here if
i'm in this hot seat
no i don't think you're i i would love for you to smoke but i i really don't
think you're
we're allowed to with the building at all because we're on their air system no
he's sober allegedly
excuse you you're using coffee i saw you coffee and cigarettes that's a drug
that's two drugs you're a poly substance user just give me a word josh my my
engine's hot right
eating finance i know you feel like we're against you we're not at all hey guys
welcome to the
podcast we have eating finance sonoma tim butterly joined us for an absolute jamboree
if i got to be
honest that's the way the seating worked out dude your comics had to sit down
for once man it sounded
you know that's not the way the seating worked out then this is an elaborate
plan here that's a good
point do you need anything can i get it for you is that a trick too we're not
tricky it's all above
board my hackles are so paranoid the coffee's got coffee's got you like jesse
from breaking bad right
now you're whacked yeah what's intimidating about this
i'm in between two normals and a gremlin i don't know what's going on that's
that
chip on your shoulder everyone's talking about down here
what a great privilege dude i swear to god dude we're just going to do a
podcast and i didn't know
you're in town you told me and i said yeah come join i'm like i don't have a
most comfortable
configuration my little brother did the same thing he sat in the seat he had a
he broke his foot he
sat in the seat oh he's chilling everyone had a good time my ankle has been
hurting there you go
this is serendipitous i'm sorry to hear that but i mean what a this is very
comfortable the way this
works yes i just don't like being the center focus you're dude you're not that's
crazy you'd
even say that my look how big my podium is dude i'm obviously yeah but i feel
like i'm on i i feel
like i'm on trial and then there's a jury of blacks just touching me in the
corner
what is that does sound like your nightmare
you want me to turn the blacks around please we're a little more liberal i
guess this really is a jury of my peers
i'm not going to turn my blacks around because
sorry mine's in well my black employees you're my black employees
i'm going to turn my black employees around i liked it better when it was just
blacks
eating finance how the hell you been son of mine what are you guys up to man
been good you guys are right in these turbulent online climates are you guys
you guys all right
i'm off everything really i don't i don't the only thing i do is instagram that's
it okay i don't go
on twitter i don't go on anything else you're not going to the protest feels
good what not going to
the protest live no what someone asked they were like can you share this thing
about taking off work
on friday and i was like well i i would but i'm playing cap city and i need to
be there also what are
they going to go to their boss and be like ian finance told me i can take off
work so i could
potentially get killed yeah yeah no i'm okay you know what i think they should
do though here's the
thing like you know you don't know what the guy did he could just be working at
walmart which that's
crazy if we're chasing guys who work wait did another thing happen what are you
talking about
there's been two there's a lady in minnesota and there was a guy oh yeah yeah
yeah but it's like
what did the guy do they were chasing because that's the big question he could
just be working
at walmart which that's crazy wait the guy they were chasing who were they
chasing an immigrant
an illegal immigrant and that's why the guy got involved i think so i think the
ice was out
yeah but they weren't trying to get one they were trying to get a bunch okay
well look
that's just a fish oh so you're saying you don't know which one he was just at
the thing i i really
don't think that which immigrant i died for would be important that's what yeah
right yeah it's kind of
like you know how you can adopt someone for pennies a day yeah you should be
able to like like know
which immigrant you're standing up for yeah which which which somali i'm i'm
keeping alive so i can
yeah well no that's just crazy because like oh so i didn't know how are they
getting early child
care certificate first where are they getting a bunch of immigrants at once
they're going into towns
and knocking on doors and ripping people out of homes oh i thought they're
chasing them because they
caught them doing illegal activity no they're not playing benny hill music
there's no fish nets
involved at all no there should be you know they're doing that's a big game
yeah do you think the
immigrants are just chilling in the street just sort of milling around working
or or committing
heinous crimes it's one or the other no the amount of the information the
amount of immigrants they've
gotten that are committing heinous crimes it's like very very low it's like
what they're doing like
what they're doing is they're they're capturing people detaining them for a
while and then going
all right you're a good one and then letting them go okay they're like ripping
them from homes and
it's a great first draft idea for how to do it i guess i'm excited for v2 i do
i think we're really
gonna we're gonna be honed in i think what they should do because that's my
question like what
did they do this feels like a debate my question is and you know i'm not i'm
literally this isn't
even political it's more logistical like at least have what they did when you're
like the ice coming
they should have like a like you know like they do like vip lounges and clubs
like sparkler and to be
like this is the charge that's the charge well what you can read it and be like
what they did was
was just being illegal like that what they did was just being illegal it's not
like they're like
you stole so we're we're capturing you it's like you are illegal you've been
here for 30 years we
heard about and you didn't yeah we we got you that's like the jig is up the
thing i didn't know
i didn't know they're going multiple i thought they were just like chasing a
guy no no it's like
it's like a no it's like a raid a huge raid with like an invasion of masked
they haven't got me yet
wow that's because we're here it's because you have an army of blacks
the impenetrable force of blacks i will say after having me on they might check
you out a little
these ladies know that they were like going and like capturing immigrants in
mass because they're
coming in like big groups yeah they're like and the ladies you're like there at
your house
and then you go and you go hey yeah and like people are talking and they're
like
you know sharing information i'm just trying to keep informed but the footage
is so bad it's so grainy
well now the thing is this i'm not kidding man i'm trying to form an opinion
right and it's just
like everyone's like oh from this angle i'm like dude i don't know who's even
like i can't tell
anything so i'm just trying to get informed honestly yeah yeah i'm going to x
to jerk off and
you're showing me these videos of people dying it's terrible come on man we're
talking about
talking about people it's the perfect chaser by the way what after you coming
after watching
video is like either a decapitation or a guy being executed in the streets dude
they should perfectly
destroys the clarity the post nut like euphoria and gets you right back to
being able to work
true they should they should do a thing where on like porno the next video is
like an informative news
story so that you get your nut off but you're also informed yeah but then you're
going to be way too
impressionable and they're going to be able to just put whatever they want in
there i would say make
me digest the news first before i get my oh because you're saying that you come
you'll be more
susceptible to be like oh immigrants are people yeah yeah yeah well here's my
thing though if i was going
to you know if i love it's like if that's the case you're like they're my
neighbors i'm like no these
are hard-working guys don't come and take them all out if i was a 40-year-old
white lady do you think
me showing up as that is going to really help or should i me and my friends get
together and work
up some sort of like deception you know obviously like a home alone obstacle
course no i'm saying like
we all wear the gear it's okay now there's 40 of us the ice sergeant goes
i like that scooby-doo i've got these immigrants if it wasn't for these damn
kids and 40-year-old
i haven't picked a side yet officially i'm just thinking like you know how do
you maximize and
right now i'm like that would actually work rather than you haven't because if
you're just a
old white lady you haven't picked a side yet i haven't i can't tell from the
footage i'm looking
at the footage i need all the angles you need the footage and not just i want
to look the general
information of what's going on okay i need to see all the angles i've seen 270
degrees so far
until i reach 360. i'm out
no it's generally bad to shoot american citizens i would say yeah i don't want
to start it up there
i'm glad we finally got you unless yes you know
they committed i need to see the crime if they truly are it depends on your
news sources
i especially i explicitly read the drug yeah but isn't that like they're all
trying to write
i read judge reports too
i don't read any news
i don't know what's going on
i'm trying to have an open-minded conversation
it's not going to work for the numbers you pick a side i pick a side then we
argue all right
and my side is drugs no matter what i love that little guy
numbers are damn
how do you do it otherwise
can we not want to get into politics
that was my fault i'm seriously
can we give all the lights and get a spotlight on him
i think this would be great to make him feel more comfortable
i'm serious right into an iceberg
i'm just waiting for you to pull out and my next point
no it's a treat to have you man
thanks man thank you butterly how you doing man i'm chilling
i can tell man you have the classes is it working or is it too much no you're
chilling
no you're great no it's it makes me wish i brought my sunglasses why so you
could be the
second sunglasses guy crazy so we could be in solidarity so we could be blues
brothers together
because you said you weren't sure if it's working and i'm saying it's working
so well
you make me want to do it yeah but then you completely redirected all the focus
back to
yourself which makes me think that you're not uncomfortable in the hot seat and
that you're
actually kind of getting a sexual thrill you put a lot of weird sex stuff on me
and i think it's
subconscious in your brain well i think he's been put a lot of weird sex stuff
in the air this whole
episode so far whoa thank you yeah i've never been a weird sex stuff guy i
think i have trashed
the vibe i'll take full responsibility can i be honest sure i love the vibe all
right man you heard
it don't change a single thing appreciate it i was just fishing for a
compliment no you're doing great
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