Name: Ep 597 - Fart Goggles (feat. Luis J. Gomez & Lemaire Lee)
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Ep 597 - Fart Goggles (feat. Luis J. Gomez & Lemaire Lee)' from Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast on Comedy Buff. Published 2026-02-05. Transcript available.

Ep 597 - Fart Goggles (feat. Luis J. Gomez & Lemaire Lee)

wow wow wes hey we're live goddamn what's going on lewis j gomez la mayor lee i'm
just trying to
i'm trying to heal the divide man trying to heal the divide it's just been man
laughter is such a divine medicine i see you guys fighting i'm going what the
hell are we doing
look at that podcast over how was that we did it boys yeah no more no more
ranking comedians let's
just say we're all equal right yeah everyone's the same you guys have louis ck
you know
either way how you guys doing man chilling dude thanks for having me i love it
i love
the matt and shane community thank you dude yeah you guys are great it's like
one of the only podcasts
that like the the fans of it like me at first it was weird like because most
other podcasts they got
to see me like at least 40 50 times before they get it usually it's just like
death threats calling my
son gay but you know i'd say a good 50 50 on the mat and shane yeah i'm not
even a lie dude it's it's
it's yeah i'm a tough pill to swallow i make bad first impressions do you
really yeah what yeah
i've always thought first time i met you i'm like this guy rules yeah yeah i
think no me and you got
along maybe that's why the the you you and shane really get me yeah and so i
think the fans that you
know follow you guys they kind of whatever it is they you know you guys are
seeing something that
these guys are rough around the edges that's all you know but i'm not funny or
creative according
to lemare so it's not even it's not even for me i don't care but as long as you
guys think that
you're the worst member of the ranks yeah he said i'm not i'm not as funny as
danny braff
which is up because danny braff's a funny young comic he said danny braff
caught a stray and uh and
and i called him straight first i'm funnier than danny braff so at the very
least i may be the least
funny member of the regs but i'm funnier than the producer okay i could give
you funnier to danny
braff dude but you did it first you said 80 of the comics who moved down to
austin what a lie
especially what a dirty line hold on we have the numbers wrong we get the fact
check on the numbers
yeah these numbers what are you rogan you're just throwing false facts out
there you're trying to
get this shit demonetized there was no number i said most of the comics which i
guess you could
deduce 80 fine all right you know what i agree with that 80 is the number that's
the right number
actually i didn't say it but now that i think about it yeah i got caught up in
the moment yeah yeah i got
caught up with much tony henscliffe triggered me right he started talking about
new york in text
right and i was like oh tony you're so he's already won he's already rich he's
already got all the fans
just be happy about it that's it but for some reason every time he's with me he
likes to bust my balls
and it you know i'm very close with tony he's the man right he's a friend um
and he puts me on a show
every time i come to austin um but yeah dude he just started he was like yeah
who does new york got
and i was just like oh and then i went under the regs and i started talking and
you get caught
up in the moment there's bravado you're in the you're like so i said something
that was pretty
much i said actually something that was untrue which is that most of the comics
that came down
here couldn't cut it in new york most of the comics that came down here didn't
even try to cut
it in new york they knew better than to not go to new york which is the
toughest comedy scene
it's like training with a thousand pound vest on dude yeah it's not very hard
yeah it's and
the crowds down here are the best they're the like literally the crowds down
here they want to laugh
at fucked up edgy so you come down here you're like oh this is great but the
bigger point
is that in new york it's just tougher like these are dumb and they're
boyfriends and they're just like make us laugh and you got to like try to break
through that which
is tough because everybody's entitled in a clint up there come on bro well
everybody you see what
i'm saying like not even eighty percent it's crazy it's true what lamere says
is just crazy
yeah i was i personally think the lamere charm you got to go back to just pure
peace dude i can't be
p um you have to be peaceful you're not a fighter i'm a bad boy dude i'm a
fighter you're not a bad boy
your charm is like a deep buddha nature dude yeah be like you're likable you're
the sweet like that's
the thing you're the sweetest thing ever yeah like you know and you're like the
olsen twins you're
like both the olsen twins i had a countdown clock for lamere's 18th birthday i
feel like if the
olsen twins started popping off like no you guys are beautiful babies no man
you can't get anything
being too nice people forget about you that's not true man it's so true you
want people to root for
you i don't want anybody root for me well i'm not like i'm not likable i had to
go start a comedy
festival a production company a podcast network i had to literally create my
own industry because i'm so
unlikable that the industry wouldn't accept me like you're not going to do that
lamere but you're
tired wait outside of this do you think the industry has accepted me um outside
of this you're still
you're still young in this people see you i know you're old as and you're gonna
lose your foot soon
but we're you're still a young buck i get you into comedy for for 12 years or
whatever but in comedy
the first 10 years you're figuring out the second 10 years you're turning into
a career so you're getting
impatient and instead of like letting this bloom because you have some
opportunities in front of
you people know who you are people people knowing you is half the battle right
so don't ruin that by
not being who you truly are which is like people like you're not a mean nasty
boy you're a nice boy
and people will the next decade bro you'll literally blow the up because people
are rooting
for you and they want to grease the wheels for you you that's it i don't know i
think that's the way to
do it like gotta be a nice boy you gotta be a nice boy you're at the stage
where the nasty egg is
hatching you have to kill the baby nasty dragon yeah or it takes over your life
the nasty dragon takes
over the life of many yeah dude it hatches in you and goes it's my time
five years in comedy is like the worst time because like that's when your
friends are starting
to get some and you're like getting impatient then 10 years when you're not
making the money you want to
make you're like but this next decade is about how you turn it into a business
now the business is
just open now you just opened the doors that's it yeah look you have your
coffee too you actually you
remind me of um man we had another person on the show giving me his vibes a
good friend of the show
actually peter at t actually i read his book dude dude we had him on i loved it
really i was disheartened
when i saw all the stuff dude and it was really like you know in his defense he
was purely he like
i don't know what happened but it didn't look like he did anything he was just
simping so hard for je
yeah yeah and it was such a rough look dude like like imagine like i left the
garage door open
recently and my wife like spaz like people could have came in here dude if i
got busted simping for
epstein in the emails just being like dude pussy rule can i come to your wildest
party yeah i know
yeah that was that was the last man i mean look first of all i i'm one of the
only comics on the
epstein list for real what do they say no no the uh epstein uh they're like i
saw him for the 50th time
a comic he's like dude this guy also loves nubile young women he uh i think he
was talking to woody
allen i think it was woody allen they were emailing about a show at the comedy
cellar and they were
like uh let's go to this one it's the 10 30 show and it was me and big j and a
few other comics on
the show so me and big j are both on the and epstein probably saw us do comedy
he we probably inspired
some of the that he did to be honest with you yeah you love eating babies i can't
stop laughing about
just getting busted just trying to bro down with epstein have it being like
didn't didn't like
think anything of it just had a dinner with him like he's like yeah there's so
many dorks on the list
though on the epstein list like like email epstein and they're like bro that
party was lit like you
know yeah yeah they were you hung out with like nerd scientists yeah just
exclusively dorks i mean
smart there's so many people on the list that i feel like it's it's like it's
coming like my adhd
like i'm going like ah let them get away with it i can't deal with this like
whatever whatever they
were doing dude it's just so many people and so many names so many emails yeah
it's also nothing's
everyone's waiting for like the smoking gun dude it's they're billionaires they've
deleted that
shit yeah like you know what i mean like it's not like the fbi some like non-porous
box of like
superhuman individuals who are like i'd never contradict my value a billionaire
has online they
want off they're like hey here's 10 million bucks i think the fbi yeah i got
you i think the smoking
gun is in tulsi gabbard's office she's getting in trouble now it's dude there's
no smoking gun
they've deleted it dude if you're a billionaire you have a thousand million
dollars yeah
when you put it that way it's not that much it's so much just one thousand
million did you ever see
like um so much million that's crazy the difference between a million was it
hours or minutes so like
a million minutes versus like a billion minutes yeah and a billion minute like
a million a million minutes
is like back in like the 70s or whatever and a billion minutes is like jesus
times yeah like
that's how far back like that's how much a billion is no i saw a video where
they explain like
mathematically like all right if you have a million bucks here's what you can
buy if you have a
billion dollars and it's like you spend this million and then you have this
money and it just never
ends and then the the interest that's accruing off a billion dollars i think if
you have
what is it if you have like six million dollars you can get a hundred thousand
dollars a year in
interest yeah so if you times that by whatever a billion is a thousand millions
a thousand a thousand
more you have a thousand more hundred thousand our brains those numbers don't
even exist my goy brain
i have to call my jew
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