Name: Theo Von Does The Worst Norm Macdonald Impression
Uploaded: 2021-02-07T13:15:35.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo Von Does The Worst Norm Macdonald Impression' from I'm not Norm on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-02-07. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo Von Does The Worst Norm Macdonald Impression' from I'm not Norm on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-02-07. Transcript available.

if mcdonald makes me laugh i know everybody you norm makes me laugh dude hold
on i'll tell you
a thing about norm so he did this thing one time he gets up to go from one room
into another room
right he stops at the doorway and he's like what what is what is this what is
like a what is this
he's like banging on the door like just the doorway he's like what is like a
portal to like
another what is this and he's asked he's literally asking the people in the
room right what what do
you call this thing it's like a like a portal to what how do you just go
through where am i and he
was just talking about a doorway but it was so he makes anything funny yeah i
remember it was me him
he came to it was i think he was doing a show with spade in irvine and uh i
went to go watch
and he came at it we went in the we went like by the dumpster afterwards and it
was me him
i wonder what you're talking about outside yeah that little outside area where
you park yes yeah and
i don't know if it was there was one other person i don't remember who was
there
so he's a stone i went nah man i stopped he goes what jesus christ
he was so angry that i didn't want to get high he was so pissed he was
genuinely pissed the fuck is that
who the fuck is that bro you don't fucking get high jesus christ the fuck is
that what are you talking about
yeah jesus christ bro what the fuck he was so you're judging me now and no no i
just i stopped for a while
while man that's all looked at all i did everything i smoked as much as i could
i beat the shit out of
marijuana yeah it's hard yeah i think you won one hitters i was crushing it i'm
meeting i'm meeting
von years before talking about punching elephants in the nuts been there done
that i did it yeah dude he uh
one time i had to open up for him in this is at a casino we're doing like a
casino gig
in shawnee oklahoma and cherokee creek casino i think and it could have i don't
know this cool
lady that i think maybe tried to make love to somebody but she also helped us
get the gig and um
norm was fucked up i think that when he went on he went on after me like i don't
think he i don't even
think for the first seven minutes i don't even think he said anything right but
the crazy part was
the next day um we were at there was like a we had to play cards too the next
day you'd like be there
for the weekend you know so we go to the card tables and norm's like man a lot
of a lot of
good in here and and i don't know him really well so i'm thinking i'm looking
around this room bro there
is zero attractive women right there's zero attractive men okay so it's not
even if you
wanted to it's a casino there's nothing yeah it's a casino and it's a it's a
gambling game it's poker
yeah five card poker you know so and i'm just thinking well i guess i just
agree with him you
know he's getting older and you know maybe he has a different perception of
what's attractive and i'm
like i'm like yeah man they're sure he's he goes fuck no there isn't like he
had played me you know
like he's like this is the ugliest batch of people i've ever seen this is what
i get i do a perfect
you i go all right let's hear it hey how are you doing hey i can do an
impression myself yeah
hey what's going on yeah hey
i've never heard you say that hey what's going on sounds like you doing an
impression of
hey hey
he's just talking about him the other night now i was there for one of the
greatest norm moments
in comedy history i think he he was kicked he was kicked out of nebraska that
sounds realistic um
and i you you can maybe look it up later where it says norm mcdonald was kicked
out of the state
by the governor and he went on he went on letterman to talk about it uh and i
want to say it was like
1996 because i just finished my first year snl was 95 so it was the summer of
96 and i remember
going on tour there you go you saw it go down yeah kicked out of iowa that's me
talking about it
okay uh but anyway should we look on a video or no no don't look at that i want
to see the real
there has to be a headline how norm mcdonald got kicked out of iowa yes okay
gazette there you go
okay all right so many were disgusted some were delighted so he's supposed to
now you got to
stand something okay he his first time me touring with a star okay we go to the
airport and people
like oh my god you're norm mcdonald like wow this is everywhere we went oh my
god
you norm mcdonald we show up at the university he's like yeah i gotta go golfing
with the
governor tomorrow they made me a golf governor yeah what is that game where you're
going right so
i'm like he's he's with a governor this is huge who gets to say that so i'm i'm
it's me daryl
hammond and him and you you wait oh both you guys went we're all we're on the
gig okay okay we're going
out he's telling us i mean yes and so uh we get to the gig and is is packed and
they go now listen
there's kids here and there's students and alum and the dean and all these
people here so that's the
worst they're like yeah clean i get it no worries i go we're we're in sunny legos
that's why we got you
guys because you're used to live tv so daryl goes up first does his 20 minutes
does impressions
does his comedy hilarious um i go up do my 20 feel great crush it norm goes up
i'm not even exaggerating
the first thing he says he goes up yes look at it's like i'm preparing i'm like
this is going to
launch my crew are you kidding me this is going to be huge i'm gonna be all he
goes uh it's
fucking when the fuck got me first person didn't even curse right oh he cursed
he goes so if you're gay
would you rather be the ass guy or the dick guy
this is what he starts off with so i go i go daryl you gotta come see this and
he's gonna and he
won't stop he's there because if you're depressed in the back because if you're
the ass guy why do you
he's going on people are grabbing their kids running up the aisle they're i
mean i never saw a place
clear out look like a fire alarm was going off but the college students were
staying and they were
howling with laughter and he one thing and then in the middle after about 15
minutes goes jesus christ
fucking airplane jokes he went fucking 7-eleven jokes jesus christ fuck out of
here so the next day
in the paper usa today or the gazette they're like no mcdonald's out wow
governor wants them out of the
state governor wants throw it get out of my state but to witness that was