Name: Norm Macdonald on the Racist Rant of Michael Richards
Uploaded: 2021-02-16T13:00:15.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Norm Macdonald on the Racist Rant of Michael Richards' from I'm not Norm on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-02-16. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Norm Macdonald on the Racist Rant of Michael Richards' from I'm not Norm on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-02-16. Transcript available.

hey did you see the uh the filth out there the kramer thing oh i did see that
we could look at
that right now if we wanted to but we don't have to look at that yeah does that
make you laugh when
you see that you've done you don't make me laugh you've done stand up i know i
know michael richards
you do okay and he's no racist he's not a racist and when you say something
like that crazy it can
only be a joke you know i mean he was out of his head element he didn't know
what to do yeah but
there's no way that a guy who's racist screams it at the top his lungs you know
what i mean well
certainly certainly i don't think he was anticipating the fact that a cell
phone could have been putting
this on to cnn as he was saying you know i think he was right he wouldn't do it
on uh the craig
ferguson show right maybe on here though we could maybe to get him on here to
recreate that rant i
don't know up here in front of the brick wall you know what i you know what i
read today yeah what
require that michael richards was attacked at that pink yogurt place oh he was
attacked yeah well
that's uh another thing that's sort of uh scary is first of all you know mel
gibson has a career
that he could hurt uh you know uh michael richards doesn't really wait wait a
minute norm i believe
super day was going to tell a joke there i'm sorry i thought it was really no
no no no no no no but it
seemed to me that he was going to say something because he didn't he wasn't
being serious and then you said
some super day was there a joke there no no no no no no i was telling the truth
okay that i read where
he got they these uh punk kids ran at him and slammed his car and everything
trying to turn it over and
he ran away right yeah because i'd be very frightened because like mel gibson
if you make you know you
make fun of jewish people then it's not like you're in danger but what what if
you're driving around you
heard him whoa hey here's the thing and i'm gonna say it again this is a very
funny thing that marlon
brando remember said that hollywood ran you know the jewish people ran hollywood
that's right yeah but
you know marlon brandon had to apologize marlon brand they let him work
anything listen to norm
mcdonald's super day argue about the jews behind a cardboard cutout what he
lived behind a cardboard
cutout he's 900 pounds so he could basically say anything no but don't you
think michael richards
like it would be kind of in peril and uh well but i don't think he had a career
no i'm saying just
physically hey did you cut us off are we just talking yeah you guys we're not
even on the radio
you haven't been on for the last hour but this is great so great i haven't
talked to norman about
three weeks john did you think that michael richards may have his life sort of
in danger yes no no i
would move to either tucson or idaho yeah or wisconsin why is wisconsin good
too you know what i'm saying yeah
yeah i mean like just a shack in the woods or boston he could move to boston
yeah
wait a second no wait you know the joke about bb king's wife no you don't no i
don't think so
bb's having a birthday so she wants to surprise him so she goes to the tattoo
parlor
she says put a b on one cheek and a b on the other so the guy does it she goes
home bb comes home
she opens the door pens over drops her shorts and says surprise he said who's
bob
that's racist there it is ladies and gentlemen the one and only the super dave
i was born in his
joke about it sell that to michael richards man why is that a racist joke yeah
sure it isn't who's bob
yeah you know that's that's that's what you want to broadcasting and
stereotypes 97.9 fm let's do it
this way yeah bob hope's wife goes to a tattoo parlor no but you chose an african-american
well but bob
hope is dead yeah go ahead and he says she says put a b on one cheek and a b on
the other she comes home
bob hope comes home she bends over pulls her pants down and he faints now bob
hope is dead yeah i know
bring me the body of the great bob hope bring me the body of the great bob hope
another song by
super dave osmond and roma donald they've uh collaborated together on a great
new cd music
from dead people here comes home with a uh a duck under his arm oh shut up the
door now she says where the
hell have you been he says this is the pig i've been screwing she said it's not
a pig it's a duck he said
i'm not talking to you all right that's enough that's enough super dave norma
bill why did you make
an african-american in that joke yeah why did you say you heard him because you're
racist he said you're
racist he said why did you make an african-american in your joke that's what
you like to do don't you
super dave hey don't you feel sorry for michael richard's really all right
so
if you were michael richards and you were in that situation that word that word
you said those
things what would you have done next well i i said well i think what he did was
um panic and start
pretending he was lenny bruce like you know because he said that word and
everything and then he said
that word that word it still has power oh he did yes he did this but nobody i
mean after the incident
itself oh i would move to idaho
catch him idaho okay