Name: Norm Macdonald Hitting on a Lady at the Airport
Uploaded: 2021-03-22T12:59:57.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Norm Macdonald Hitting on a Lady at the Airport' from I'm not Norm on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-03-22. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Norm Macdonald Hitting on a Lady at the Airport' from I'm not Norm on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-03-22. Transcript available.

all right in the airport sfo wait you want to be on it right now very dark
though you got a lot of
hearts though i got a lot of heart yeah they're using those comments no one's
commenting oh wait
i hit chat that's why maybe i just hit chat now chat hidden oh i don't want
that oh yeah now people are
watching so this is live video yeah is that your girl does it cut off at any
point hi from scotland
no it keeps going because how are you doing mystery chick because she's
flexible
are you feeling at the airport who is this lovely gal what's your name hannah
this is a hannah
she's gorgeous she's not too smart is she that's not nice that's not a very
nice thing to say
says hi hannah i can't go so fast marry me hannah says scoper hey hannah this
is cap scap hi hannah
that's not hannah that's hannah are you hitting on her to sand athen no that's
not nice to say
where's hannah from fresno zero gravity chair i don't know is that what this is
called future chair
yeah it's we call it future chair we call it future chair hannah get away from
that creep
that's not nice to say dom doesn't just take her to the first class line oh i'm
sorry there's people
sitting in these two chairs sorry i hope they come home come back soon because
i know otherwise you're
going to be the asshole that never let anyone sit down and then you just get up
and leave no one hates me
in the airport oh it says is hannah's in the future chair is there any future
with hannah that's funny
is she a comedian no we just met her is that a guitar yes that's josh's guitar
that's a nice table
okay now you're just getting idiotic
what does hannah think of trump's tax plan says m trump oh wow that's actually
a real question big
question hannah solos hannah looks like a gymnast this guy
tell her to let her hair down says we're not like monkeys just do whatever you
say
um does hannah like fat guys from wisconsin oh what does hannah do for a living
i teach yoga oh well
they were right and i work at a sports bar oh people were right about your yoga
yeah she if you
guys in here she teaches yoga and works at a sports club is she going to work
out no we're not doing
anything we're getting on a plane yeah we're just getting on a plane this albert
says yoga i'll be
right there they love yoga girls apparently yeah people are going nuts now
downward dog honey that's disgusting
come on guys come on guys you're better than that this is so weird jeez man
yoga bera
oh that's sad too soon yeah that's too soon guys
uh will she be drinking on the airplane says my friend
a little too early a little too early a little too early um enough of hannah georgia
or alabama go dogs
what's the weirdest yoga student you've ever had
what's the weirdest yoga student i've ever had
i have one guy that comes in and he never does anything that the class is doing
he only stays for 10 minutes and then he leaves but he does it for the whole
this whole studio
yeah every class and that's what he does he only goes for 10 minutes yeah and
do you feel like he's
just looking at girls or no we're not really sure really just an eccentric he
must have a lot of money
because he pays right well it pays for the hour this is for a gym yoga class oh
it's free if you join
if you belong to the gym yeah it's part of the gym but he does it with all the
teachers what gym do you work well
maybe you don't want to say i don't know yeah i don't know yeah you probably
shouldn't say
everybody's asking hannah questions
oh now you want to
where would hannah go if she could travel through time whatever a low job low
job
Thank you.
I've hit every comic at the same.
You laughed and you're at it.
I can't believe Norm MacDonald here, Baggage Claim, the talk show.
Norm, it's so good to see you.
Norm, you and I golfed together.
Do you remember that?
We golfed together.
You were in my office.
That's right.
At Witsitt.
At Witsitt, you came all up the stairs and you hung up.
I was all tired.
And then the next day...
And you had the pilot for the Larry Sanders show.
Oh, that's right.
I was reading for it.
For Hank.
For Hank.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You know, I ran into...
Why am I blanking on his name?
You know who I'm talking about.
Jeffrey Tamplin.
Yeah, he's the best.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, he kept rubbing in how he got it.
So, Norm, I'm a huge fan.
You know that.
But we've also...
We started out, I guess.
Technically, we started out together, didn't we?
That's right.
And now you are really...
And I hear you're in the Creature from the Black Lagoon show at Universal.
You play the Creature on Wednesdays and Fridays.
Is that true?
Very excited.
Well, partially.
Yeah.
It's a little blown out of proportion.
Are you still Canadian or did you renounce that after 9-11?
What?
9-11.
Remember what happened?
That's Norm MacDonald right there.
Oh, wait a second.
Yeah.
No bags yet.
I guess I have to talk to him more.
So, Norm, what you got coming up?
You want to promote?
You got any gigs out there?
Yeah, I got gigs, man.
I got a whole bunch of them.
But I can't remember what they are.
Yeah.
That's Norm.
He's probably almost 50 now.
And it doesn't really click like it used to.
But he's still funny as all heck.
Norm, you know that's bad body language with your arms folded.
Because you're closing yourself up.
Relax.
You're a good looking guy.
You shouldn't really be ashamed.
You know, I saw a bag over there with flowers all over it.
Maybe that's your carousel.
There were flowers on it.
Let's be honest.
So, who are you talking to?
That's another comic.
Oh, wait.
Nothing.
Look at that.
We're at the wrong carousel.
Norm, thank you for being on the show.
Thank you, Bob.
Respect, man.
I catch you.