Name: Super Dave on the Greatest Talk Show in the History of Talk Shows
Uploaded: 2021-04-23T21:21:59.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Super Dave on the Greatest Talk Show in the History of Talk Shows' from I'm not Norm on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-04-23. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Super Dave on the Greatest Talk Show in the History of Talk Shows' from I'm not Norm on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-04-23. Transcript available.

can i tell you this is this reminds me a little bit of mike douglas really and
i'm going to tell
you the greatest talk show in the history of talk shows yeah was mike douglas
mike douglas and his
his co-host was slot now people are going to think that's michael douglas you
should probably
explain to my folks well who's watching is this in the united states well i'll
explain yeah no
don't explain everything mike douglas oh you just take everything out of it
there's no sense being
here i'm saying to the folks at home that mike douglas was a talk show host
someone in the vein
of merv griffin uh he was a singer call me when you're through because i forgot
what i was talking
about okay and he had a talk his co-host this week was sly and the family stone
sure and he was stoned
out of his birth probably so they opened the show and he says sly he says i
understand you're getting
married and sly said we're going to play two and gave me on sunday and then
monday we're going over
to cleveland and then we're going to come back he said no no aren't you getting
married i don't know
if the halls are going to be there for this engagement but uh hopefully we'll
be all right we'll play and
get it done and mike goes like this let's go to commercial now sly is sitting
here he brings out
peter marshall yeah from hollywood squares peter sits right here because the
idea of the show don't
don't do this don't do this and he says uh he says peter who's a great guy by
the way peter he says
he says um you're taking you're taking hollywood squares to vegas you're taking
him to the road
yeah he says yeah he said are you going to change it he says no he says when it
comes to hollywood
squares you got to call a spade a spade oh and sly turns to peter marshall on
this show and said
i'm going to get you they go to commercial they come back and sly is still
staring at peter and he
mike douglas now says ladies and gentlemen it gives me great pleasure to bring
out the smallest
man in the world ringling brothers own mishu the midget and this guy comes out
and he is the smallest
man in the world mike picks him up puts him in the thing his shoes are like
this that's what you see
and and so what you see on camera now is sly still staring at peter yeah and
him talking to mishu and
he says mishu how old were you when you joined the circus and mishu said he
said what break it
no when did you first join he said get out he said do you speak english he said
he said oh my god
let's go to commercial they come back they bring out his interpreter who is
walleye
and that's what you had for the last part of the show sly staring at peter and
a walleye interpreter
with a midget who didn't speak english that's going way smoother than this show
this story's like we get on the plane and there was richard burton
you know it really is this is words hey wait excuse me will you look at me once
in a while
go ahead anyway we get on the plane there's richard burton you know richard burton
yeah right and uh
he's on the plane yeah i know big guy big in the biz guy and uh he's there and
he has nine seats all
alone right nine nine seats to himself what i don't know he didn't want to be
bothered but he had the
first seat so now you get on the plane you have to pass richard burton right
there there he is he takes
a shine to excuse the expression uh to uh
that's terrible i apologize that's tacky that's really tacky i apologize no but
he takes a liking how
how about that a liking to uh to karen valentine he oh yes he was richard burton
i'm gonna get you
you know that you want me to go back there oh let me stay there i thought it
was gonna say blade no he's