Name: Your Face Looks Like a C*nt
Uploaded: 2021-04-24T19:28:43.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Your Face Looks Like a C*nt' from I'm not Norm on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-04-24. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Your Face Looks Like a C*nt' from I'm not Norm on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-04-24. Transcript available.

Adam Igus.
How are you, Norm?
Good, man. How's your Easter?
It's fantastic. Couldn't be better.
That's great.
Yeah, it was great.
Hey, I thought the show was great last week.
Our first show, Super Dave Osborne.
Amazing.
Yeah, it was hilarious.
Unbelievable.
Hysterical.
Unbelievable.
And we're not the only ones that think that.
I have some pretty good news.
The critics loved us.
They couldn't get enough of it.
And more importantly, we officially are the number one podcast on iTunes.
So not too shabby.
But I will tell you about critics.
What?
You can't get wrapped up in that kind of thing.
Because critics, you know what I mean?
They're just one guy's opinion.
Right.
That's just one guy's opinion.
That's true.
You know what I mean?
Like, what I like about the computer is it's interactive.
Do you know what that means?
Yeah, sure.
It doesn't matter if you don't.
I didn't either before today.
But what it means is that the people that are watching,
they can post their own reviews of the show.
Absolutely.
On the web page.
Yeah, of course.
What I did is, and because that's what I care about.
I don't care about Owen Gleiberman.
Right.
That's not who we do this one.
I care about the folks at home.
Right.
And so Daniel Kellison gave me a big bunch of comments.
These are comments.
Oh, cool.
From the internet.
Oh, great.
People that listen to this.
And I haven't read any of these.
I'm just going to read them.
Oh, I can't wait to hear some.
Let's hear some.
I'm going to read them live because this is a live show.
I don't want to do pre-stuff.
No.
Do you like pre-stuff?
No.
Who likes pre-stuff?
All right.
So do you want to hear one?
Of course.
This first one is from MonkFan72.
I love these guys' names.
Yeah, that guy likes Monk.
That guy likes Monk.
He says, I love this podcast.
It was great to see Norm MacDonald back,
and Super Dave was the perfect choice as first guest.
Lose the douchebag.
He's talking about me.
Well, we don't know if he's talking about you.
He's clearly talking about me.
He is talking about you.
But listen, it's not bad news.
It further elucidates my point, actually,
because let's suppose this guy were Richard Corliss
or Pauline Kael.
I don't know if she's still working.
I don't think so, but I get it.
That would hurt.
Oh, it hurts.
This is just one person's opinion,
but I have hundreds of other people.
Well, all right.
You know, you're right.
This one guy, he's entitled to his opinions.
And that's fine, whatever.
And mostly, he liked the show.
Well, good.
Well, let's hear another one, then.
All right.
Let's hear another one.
What's the deal with that fucking douchebag?
Well, that was about you.
I mean, are there any good ones?
I'll look.
Okay.
Not good.
Okay.
Let me see here.
Ooh.
What?
Is it a good one?
It's not good at all.
I found one.
Oh, good.
Yes.
Okay.
This is a positive one.
Thoroughly enjoyed it from top to bottom.
Great.
Blinky 91 says.
A sparkling exchange between veteran funny man Norm MacDonald and comedy legend
Super Dave Osborne.
One minor problem.
The set.
Oh.
It's just too distracting.
Why are there so many clocks?
We're not tuning in to see what time it is in Hong Kong.
We're tuning in to listen to comedians doing comedy.
Plus some douchebag.
I don't know who he was, but I like to punch him right in the fucking face.
Okay.
I mean.
We don't need to know what the people think.
No.
I mean, it's hard, Norm.
It's just, it's hard.
I'm not used, you know, I'm not, I'm not used to this.
You know why?
Because you're just new to the whole.
I think that's part of it.
Show business thing.
Oh, yeah, that.
You know what it reminds me of?
Huh.
I've written a book one time about Saturday Night Live, which I was on.
Yeah.
And when it started out, Chevy Chase retired, then Bill Murray came on.
Mm-hmm.
Nobody liked Bill Murray.
Nobody liked Bill Murray?
Unfathomable today to think that.
Shocking.
But they did not like him because he was new.
You understand?
I get it.
I mean, that makes sense.
So what he did, it was very famous.
He went on TV.
Yeah.
He talked right to the camera, right?
Yeah.
And he introduced himself to the folks.
Did it work?
Said who he was.
Of course it worked.
Oh, yeah, it was Bill Murray.
It was Bill Murray.
He's probably the most successful guy ever to come out of the franchise.
Maybe you're right.
So why don't you just look at your camera.
All right.
Tell the folks who you are.
Introduce yourself.
All right, I'll give it a shot.
All right.
I'll give it a shot.
See the worst.
I'm Adam Egott.
I work at the world-famous comedy store.
I'm the manager over there.
Before that, I was a manager at the Tempe Improv.
And I don't know what I'm doing, I'll be honest.
And I'm not an actor.
I'm not a comedian.
But I'm just going to try my best.
And I'm going to do the best I can.
And I hope that the people watching at home will give me a chance to, I don't
know, just give me a chance.
And I did this as a favor to Norm.
Yeah, I'm not an actor and I'm not a comedian.
This guy says your face looks like a cunt.
I can't even change that.
It's not the first time I've heard that.
But.
I can't even change that.