Name: He Made Love To Me in the Ass
Uploaded: 2021-04-29T21:36:25.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'He Made Love To Me in the Ass' from I'm not Norm on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-04-29. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'He Made Love To Me in the Ass' from I'm not Norm on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-04-29. Transcript available.

I wonder, this is what you never hear, uh, he made love to me in the ass.
It's true, you never hear that.
Odd.
We're building to the end of the show, you gotta top that one, though.
This was Colin Ferguson's first week in prison.
Ferguson has reportedly dismissed his cellmate, and from now on he will be
acting as his own bitch.
In Carlsbad, Texas, a tanker truck crashed into a prison bus, injuring 16
inmates.
Doctors say it will be at least two weeks before the men are up and around and
raping each other again.
At the Davis County Jail in Utah, this in, a judge has ordered that 17-year-old
Wes Howard
be placed in the general prison population after he complained of being unfairly
segregated from the adult inmates.
The judge came to this decision over the strenuous objection of Wes Howard's
ass.
Across the nation this Monday, banks and government offices will be closed in
observance of Martin Luther King's birthday.
Meanwhile, at the River Bend Maximum Security Prison in Nashville,
Dr. King's assassin, James Earl Ray, will spend the day being raped
continuously.
He's a bad guy, by the way, James Earl Ray, if you know what I'm saying.
Last week, a jailbreak at the Adams County Prison in Pennsylvania ended with
four inmates escaping in their underwear.
Officials are surprised the escape work, especially because during the break,
the scantily clad prisoners frequently stopped to rape each other.
It was revealed this week that mass murderer Richard Speck, while serving a
life term in prison,
was videotaped with hormone-induced breasts, snorting cocaine, and having sex
with a man.
The film was apparently made with prison video equipment and a $300,000 grant
from the National Endowment for the Arts.
Jonathan Schmitz, the Jenny Jones guest who killed his secret gay admirer
because of his fear and hatred of homosexuality, has been sentenced to 25 years
in prison.
Well, I guess that plan backfired, huh?
This week, the California Department of Corrections confirmed that Lyle Menendez
and model Anna Erickson were married in prison.
Following the ceremony, Menendez spent a romantic wedding night being raped by
two white guys and a big black guy.
In South Dakota, inmates at the state penitentiary say that a new policy which
allows officials to read their mail
is an example of the routine violations of individual rights in prison.
A better example would be the daily anal rapes, but I guess they want to start
off small and then
work up to the daily anal rapes, you know.
They'll start off with the reading their mail, you know.
And in Oklahoma, prison officials are considering an interactive video system
for parole board hearings,
which would eliminate the need for inmates to travel to hearings from prison.
Inmates say they will go along with the video idea, but they will not rule out
raping the camera guy.
In New Zealand, a convicted swindler who weighs 670 pounds has been sentenced
to house arrest
because he is too big for prison.
According to prison officials, it took four inmates just to rape him.
A female prostitute who was mistaken for a man spent 15 hours in the men's jail
in Denver
where she had consensual sex with two male prisoners,
making that the first time anyone at any time in any prison ever has ever had
consensual sex.
And finally, Amy Fisher charged this week that while in prison, she was raped
by a guard.
The guard, one Joseph Botafuco, has been reassigned to the prison auto body
shop.
So apparently that's the one we're ending here.
Point is that Andy Dick was actually kicked off a porno award show for being
too offensive.
Well, they're giving away, yeah, awards for best anal.
Well, no, what you didn't, no, yeah, I know, right?
Yeah.
So what could you have possibly done that was more offensive?
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Are you saying anal is somehow offensive?
No, to some, not to me.
I know, no kidding.
I think I was being drunk and disorderly.
One thing I do realize about gay guys is one of them gets jipped, you know,
when there's two gay guys.
That's for goddamn sure.
One of those guys is having a grand old time, you know.
The other guy, man, he got the wrong, you know, that guy.
I don't know how they figure it out, man,
but one guy gets to use his cock.
That's a huge advantage in a relationship.
You have to use your cock.
You know?
One guy's, hey, I'll tell you what, man, I'll use my cock.
How about you use the inside of your ass?
The guy's like, I'm not sure that's fair, man.
Are you sure this will be as fun for each of us here?
Are you sure this will be as fun for each of us here?
Are you sure this will be as fun for each of us here?
Are you sure?
Because I'll tell you, man, a guy's cock.
It likes everything, you know?
Really, when you come down to it, you could, you know, you could fuck a
chocolate cake, you know?
It'd be all right.
Hey, it's my, uh, it's my, uh, companion.
It's a chocolate cake.
I fuck him.
You know, I fuck him.
Yeah.
We have a lot of fun being the chocolate.
You know, because the cock, because the thing, it just gets along with
everybody.
Easy going.
Hey, man.
I'm a happy-go-lucky guy.
But the inside of your ass is completely different.
Very picky.
Very, you know, kind of a loner, you know?
Kind of just, ah, I'm all right over here.
All right.
All right.
Thank you.