Name: Famous Quotes by Gilbert Gottfried
Uploaded: 2021-05-12T13:41:09.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Famous Quotes by Gilbert Gottfried' from I'm not Norm on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-05-12. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Famous Quotes by Gilbert Gottfried' from I'm not Norm on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-05-12. Transcript available.

Oh, do you know, on this blue cards, this is where we do our famous quotes.
Because, you know, Jeanine Ruffalo, she does serious comedy.
And then there's that comedian who gets shot on stage.
You know what Johnny Carson said that was interesting?
He said that comedians are a disease, he called it.
Yeah.
When they become philosophers.
He was referring to George Carlin.
But we do famous quotes on these shows.
Yes, okay.
Would you like to read?
When did this start?
It had to be a first time, you know.
Oh, it's been going on for some time.
This is like those infomercials where they make it like a talk show.
That looks like an infomercial.
And they'll have the one who's the host going, you know, in the years.
Danny Bonaduce.
Oh, yes, yes.
They make it look like a talk show.
And then on the infomercial, I'll say, you know, in the years that this show's
been on.
And you go, wait a minute.
Then how come I've never seen it before?
But this is seriously a famous quote.
Okay, all right.
You know our new segment?
Famous quotes.
This is going to go over real well.
Spiro Agnew.
Spiro Agnew.
I can do one.
I remember one card.
Yeah.
You be at, okay?
Okay.
Mount Baldy.
Mount Baldy.
That's what I said.
Mount Baldy.
What did Yule Brenner's wife do on their wedding night?
That was a great one.
And what about like when you were a kid and you saw the Tonight Show and you'd
go, Burbank,
that's funny, like you'd go, we're having an affair at Encino, and you'd laugh
along, like,
you know, even though you didn't know.
And well, on laughing, they'd always say beautiful downtown Burbank.
Yes.
Then you'd go, it must suck.
It must be funny.
Oh, yeah.
So are you going to read your famous quotes?
No.
And then there was a joke that started after Carson was off the air already.
Yeah.
And this was, but it was a popular sick joke.
And that was Christopher Walken.
Christopher Walken.
Yeah.
What's something you never see at the Reeve household?
Oh, God.
Hey-oh!
See, you'd actually need a partner to do that joke.
Yeah, see.
Are you going to read your quotes?
Yes.
Famous quotes.
Famous quotes.
While your man is hard, use one hand to push his penis up toward his stomach.
Lick the underside of his shaft by keeping your tongue flat and moving your
head from side to side to side to cover more surface area.
Barbara Bush.
Barbara Bush.
Oh, that was Barbara Bush.
I remember.
She said that in the State of the Union of Treasury.
I found these in a book.
Famous quotes.
This one I wasn't aware of.
Well, let's give another one to Gil.
Yeah, I think so, yeah.
Yeah, I think so, yeah.
Okay.
Okay.
Famous quotes.
Intensify his orgasm by pushing two fingers an inch behind his balls.
And feeling for a dent.
It's the perimaneum, a big pleasure trigger for the last 30 seconds before he
comes.
Massage the spot in a circular motion.
Henry Kissinger.
Oh, that was Kissinger.
Some people say he was a war criminal.
Yes.
But I don't know about that.
See, it makes more sense with a German accent.
No, Kissinger was sort of a, sort of a, he went out famously with Jill St. John.
Oh, yes.
Yes.
The show could do well in the 70s.
Yes.
See, this is kind of education.
Yeah.
Adam Egot, he doesn't know hardly nothing.
And yet he's manager of the world-famous comedy store.
Ha, ha, ha.
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