Name: Laughing at Inappropriate Things
Uploaded: 2021-05-29T21:18:52.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Laughing at Inappropriate Things' from I'm not Norm on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-05-29. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Laughing at Inappropriate Things' from I'm not Norm on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-05-29. Transcript available.

Here, Adam, do a joke.
All right.
A good name for a dog is syndrome.
Then when he tries to attack someone, you can yell, down syndrome.
Don't laugh.
It's not, I mean, it's, yeah.
It was a little insensitive, I guess.
Some of the 200 Nigerian schoolgirls kidnapped by extremists in Nigeria
have been forced to marry their kidnappers.
And worse than that, they've been forced to laugh at their husband's stories
even after hearing them for the umpteenth time.
You know something.
Yeah, I know.
It's very hard to make a joke about those girls who were kidnapped.
When I hear about those things, that is one of the worst, you know.
And yet you got a big laugh out of yours.
Yeah, I'm sorry.
Now, as an old-timey broadcaster, do you have other old-timey broadcaster
friends?
Well, they did.
Mike Wallace was a great friend.
Mike was a grand guy.
I said, he had dementia at the end.
That's funny to you, huh?
You know, McDonald, I want to tell you.
No, it's a very odd thing to say.
If you're looking, if you're looking to broaden your horizons,
I don't think it's worse to laugh at someone who had dementia.
I'm not laughing at that.
I'm laughing at you that you said, you just said Mike Wallace was a great guy.
He had dementia.
It has heavy-duty grilling grates.
They deliver exactly what you need to achieve when you need to achieve that
perfect steakhouse flavor.
Why are you laughing?
You're making a mockery out of the man grates.
I'm pretending I know who Albert Gray is.
I didn't.
No, no, Albert Fish.
Oh.
You're a New Yorker.
So, anyways, he was a child rapist and cannibal, as I explained.
When he's a child rapist, you try not to laugh when he looks at you.
Oh, come on, man.
It's not funny.
I know it's not.
But I know you want people to laugh.
Fish chose his victims, he only chose victims who were either mentally handicapped,
now don't
laugh at this next part, please.
You know he wants you to, right?
No, if you laugh at this next part.
Okay, and I'm not going to drink water.
Fish chose victims who were either mentally handicapped or African-American.
Oh, come on.
Why would you think that's funny?
Goddamn, Fred.
Jesus Christ, that was the worst part of the story.
But why do you think he did that?
What would be the explanation?
Why would he only attack, why would his victims that he chose only be either
mentally handicapped or African-Americans?
Because people don't, in those days, didn't care when those people were
vanished.
That's right.
You're thinking like Albert Fish now.
And prostitutes, that's why they, that's right.
Prostitutes, Fred.
Exactly.
Nobody really cares about prostitutes.
But you're exactly right.
That's why Albert Fish killed only mentally handicapped.
African-Americans.
What about, okay.
I thought you'd laugh at African-Americans again, that they were.
No, I guess I know him.
I know he'll do something.
That's, that's outrageous.
How dare you?
Well, it's kind of outrageous.
Hey, for the ninth consecutive year, Nick, JetBlue Airlines rank first for
satisfaction among all North American airlines.
But you know what ranked least in satisfaction?
9-11 airlines.
What a terrible name for an airline.
It reminds me of that tragedy.
Oh, 9-11.
Yeah, that.
Oh, don't laugh at 9-11 again.
9-11.
I tried to tell him not to laugh.
I know.
I walked through blood and bones in the streets of Manhattan trying to find my
brother.
Jesus.
Yeah, he was in Northern Canada.
Do you want to hear my impression of the 9-
It's going to be you if you don't lose weight.
Do you want to hear my impression of the 9-11 call from Johnny Carson?
The 9-1-1 call.
Yeah, I'm sorry.
But 9-11 was a national tragedy.
Yes, it was.
Why'd you laugh at that?
You said it.
Johnny Carson died at 80 years old.
Okay, Johnny Carson died at 80 years old.
Would you like to hear my impression?
Were you in New York when the Twin Towers fell?
No, I was in Los Angeles.
Well, either way, it was a national tragedy.
It was.
Yeah, I know.
9-11.
We're going to go to hell.
We're going to go to hell.