Name: Norm Macdonald Unscripted Pre-Interview
Uploaded: 2021-07-12T15:44:13.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Norm Macdonald Unscripted Pre-Interview' from I'm not Norm on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-07-12. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Norm Macdonald Unscripted Pre-Interview' from I'm not Norm on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-07-12. Transcript available.

-Hi, Norm!
-Norm! -We did it!
We did it! -Yeah, we did it.
-Yeah, nice to finally meet you.
-Hi, Norm. Nice to meet you finally.
Come have a seat. -Come on in.
-This is Bobby. -You're right here in the comfy chair.
-Yeah, we're gonna give you the comfier chair.
-Which is that? -That's that one.
With the FS1 pillow. You can take that.
-Really? -Oh, yeah.
-You can take the pillow? -Take it.
-If you want it. -Sure.
You think we're keeping any of this?
We're gonna burn this down.
Yeah, I always thought I should've stolen stuff from SNL.
-Yeah. -You know, I took no pictures.
I read this book, and they're like, "Hey, you got any pictures?"
I go, "I got nothing."
Because it was before you could take pictures with your phone.
-With the phone. -So you would have to have a camera.
-Yeah, like an actual camera. -Actual camera.
-And then go get it developed at, like, the CVS.
-Yeah. Yeah, and the guy takes it through a curtain,
some Asian guy. -Yeah, yeah, he develops it.
-When does that come back? -It'll be back in a week.
-But it was exciting, though, back then.
-Yeah. -Because you'd come back.
-If you're interested, we figured you might be interested in this.
-Oh, yeah. -Especially this one.
I mean, that's comedy, but this is also --
-Oh, seriously. -That's a little piece of our history there.
-Yes, sir. Well, "Snowbird," she starts with,
which is the only song I know.
-And then the last song. -Why does Ann Murray
not have a residency in Vegas?
-Yes. -Could she not sign up?
-She should be able to be right. -Maybe on Fremont?
-Or even -- Fremont.
But even -- what's that place, the other people do it?
-Oh. -That town?
-Oh, oh, Branson. -Yeah, Branson.
-Yeah, right. -Ann Murray.
-Yeah. -Ann Murray must have a following.
-Yeah, she would be good there.
-You know, Gordon Lightfoot is just --
-He's hanging on by a thread. -That's for sure.
-Yeah, he still does his Massey Hall thing.
-Yeah, yeah. -And I don't think it's --
-No. -I think it's a little shaky now.
- -But what a writer that guy was.
-Oh, yeah. -When I first heard that record
of the Edmund Fitzgerald, I thought it was from 1700.
-Right. -It turned out it was from 1975.
I'm like, "What?" -I know. Exactly.
-But the lines in that song are like, "Whoa, my God."
-It's incredible. It holds up. -Where does God go?
When the -- something. -Yeah, something.
-I heard Burton Cummings do a hilarious thing.
It was -- he did an impression.
You know, he's had such a great voice, Burton Cummings.
-Oh, yeah. -Anyways, he did a --
He just ragged on Gordon Lightfoot.
Then he did an impression of Gordon Lightfoot doing Maggie Mae.
-Oh, really? -And he's like, "How does Maggie Mae go again?"
-Oh, yeah. -That was --
What's a line in -- what's one line in Maggie Mae?
So, hey there, Maggie, I wish I had something to say to you.
-Yeah, you sing it. -It's late September.
-Hey there, Maggie, I wish I had something to say to you.
Let's play it September. -Thank you.
-So it's like super non-sexy.
-Don't worry about this. Just keep your --
-Oh, I get my coffee? -Yeah.
-Take this one. -Oh, this is all right?
-Oh, yeah. -All right, all right.
-We're fine. -So I am -- I'm just --
-Just hold on to your record.
-Now you're actually promoting an old Ann Murray record.
-Sales have been dropping a little.
-Okay. -She's beautiful, though.
-Yeah. -Didn't she do a duet with Kenny Rogers?
-Did she do a duet with Kenny Rogers? -I don't know about that one.
-I can't remember. -She did a duet with someone.
-She's got a good head of hair, though. -Yeah.
-Does she ever, huh? -She's a handsome woman.
-Handsome woman, good golfer.
-She's a handsome golfer. -She's a good golfer.
-She's like a scratch golfer, apparently.
-My friend was at -- she's a girl.
And she was at David -- some -- yeah, whatever.
Some guy's house.
So anyways, the guy is a secret gay guy.
And then the woman is a secret woman-liker.
-Like a lesbian. -A lesbian.
-Yeah, yeah. -A secret woman.
-She's a lesbian. -Can I just --
-Yes, yes. I should be wearing this.
-Yeah, you don't have to wear that.
-But it's -- -No, it's ridiculous.
-But we did enjoy it on the herd.
We did enjoy it.
-So she -- wait, what was I talking about?
-Oh, the secret lesbian. -The secret woman-liker.
-Oh, yeah. So my friend was there, right?
And the wife goes up to her.
And she says, "Do you watch the LPGA?
Do you follow the LPGA?"
Which, apparently, is some code.
-Oh, okay. -Yeah, yeah.
So my friend, this girl, she goes, "Oh, sometimes."
You know, and then the girl's like,
"Oh, it's really something that you should really follow."
I mean, very entertaining.
-All right, we're gonna do it. -We're gonna get going.
Wait, wait, wait, wait. I gotta -- Goddamn, man.
It's like I was saying on "Saturday Night Live."
You know, they've done it for 30 years,
and everything's a panic.
-Yeah, yeah, exactly. -Ten seconds of screaming.
You're like, "Fuck, you don't have everything ready yet?"
-Yeah, here we go. -I had 40 years to get this right.
They're still trying.
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This is a production of the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services.
This is a production of the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services.
This is a production of the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services.
This is a production of the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services.