Name: Best of Norm Macdonald and Andy Richter
Uploaded: 2021-07-13T19:51:51.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Best of Norm Macdonald and Andy Richter' from I'm not Norm on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-07-13. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Best of Norm Macdonald and Andy Richter' from I'm not Norm on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-07-13. Transcript available.

The porno magazine that they're putting in is Hairy Guy's Ass Illustrated.
Really? Well, if you're going to only allow one, I would think that's the one,
you know, probably.
It's a good magazine, though.
It is a good, you know...
It's not all just pictures of Hairy Guy's Ass.
No, the articles are good, actually.
I just read it for Hairy Guy's Ass.
Well, see, that's you, Andy, just people are all different.
He was coming for the show the last week, he went to the Hairy Guy's Ass
Mansion.
That was great.
Why didn't you...
Andy has all the fun, he gets to all the big celebrity parties.
Him and Jimmy Conn.
You're picking dolls because he can do an impression.
Your reasons aren't much better.
If I was going to pick a guy just because he's showered with a lot of black
guys, I'd pick Andy or somebody like that, you know?
No!
People don't have to know that.
No, he used to play ball.
He used to play college ball.
Sure, he was, yeah.
He was in every branch of the armed forces.
Do you have a hero?
Norman Fowler from Three's Company.
That's your hero?
Yeah.
Mr. Roper.
Yeah.
Mr. Roper?
Yeah.
That's not a good hero.
That's all I got.
Better than this guy's hero is some gay porn actor.
Anyway.
What are you talking?
What?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I'm saying.
That doesn't mean a guy's gay.
I'm not saying that.
Because a guy watches gay porn all the time?
It's cut to a single.
Just of norm.
Gay porn.
I enjoy gay porn.
I'm not gay.
Gay porn is a genre that just cuts across all demographics.
Young people, old people, straight people, the gay people enjoy it.
Everybody likes gay porn.
But this guy really likes it.
It ruined my reputation.
Just in passing.
This guy is not gay.
If anybody's not gay, it's this guy.
I'm so, I am so totally straight.
Oh, yeah.
No, you are.
Oh, I love the ladies.
No, he does.
No, he likes girls.
Before I start with my jokes, I just want to say, like, I said a thing on last
show about
Andy enjoying gay porn.
Right, yeah.
Yeah, I remember you saying that.
And I thought later, that was just a stupid thing to do.
Well, I guess it was all forgotten, and he just brought it up.
So, he doesn't like gay porn, you know?
He doesn't like gay porn.
So, anyway.
I can't stand gay porn.
Right.
You have to give up stuff on Lent.
So, every year on Lent, I give up stuff.
And I made up a list, you know?
Oh, really?
The stuff that I gave up.
Uh-huh.
So, I have it here in my pocket.
Can I read it?
I would love to hear what Norm gave up for Lent.
Yeah.
Why not?
I gave up spending thousands of dollars trying to methodically seduce Andy's
wife.
No more of that, huh?
All right, that's very nice.
Good for you.
What a relief.
Plus, he gets in the idea that Andy has a wife.
Andy has a wife.
Yeah, he does.
I know.
I have a wife.
I know, I know.
He has a great wife.
I don't like it.
No, he has an excellent wife.
Don't like it.
All right, we're back, everybody.
Stop comparing notes on gay porn, all right?
No.
We were actually talking about the Sports Illustrated, the swimsuit issue.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
You guys like that issue.
No, I love it.
Andy said Andy said it's his least favorite Sports Illustrated.
Oh, shut up.
He said he can't bite.
Oh, never mind.
I was talking to Andy before the show, and apparently I made a mistake one time
in the show where I intimated that maybe Andy was into gay porno.
You remember that?
I didn't, but now I do.
Yeah.
Which he was not into, and I never meant to intimate that he was gay in any way.
Right.
Just that he had an obsession with watching gay porno.
Okay.
Well, there is a difference.
Of course.
He's got a wife.
Yeah, I know.
What are you talking about?
I know that.
Have you ever met her?
Yes.
Okay, good.
What are you talking about?
Yeah, she does exist.
She does exist.
That's what I'm trying to tell the people.
I don't want them to think that Andy's in the game.
There's nothing wrong with being gay.
Unless you're not gay, and then there's something horribly wrong with it.
That's where it goes awry.
I'm going to miss Andy on this show, man.
Oh, yeah.
He's got to leave.
How bad is that, huh?
You should stay.
You don't have to stay.
You should stay.
Good move.
You should stay.
You just killed everyone's joy tonight.
No, I swear to God, though, you sit on a couch for the living.
You should think about not giving that up.
You should think about not giving that up.