Name: Norm Macdonald's Adam Carolla Impression
Uploaded: 2021-07-22T16:04:27.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Norm Macdonald's Adam Carolla Impression' from I'm not Norm on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-07-22. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Norm Macdonald's Adam Carolla Impression' from I'm not Norm on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-07-22. Transcript available.

this week norm mcdonald can i try an adam kroll impression yes yes let me try
whatever you want
i don't know if i can do it but uh give me give me a subject i can rant about
people that recycle
or people that smoke let me tell you something about let me it's he's almost
like andy rooney
yeah uh he's uh let me tell you something first of all about people that
recycle
if you're 21 and you're still thinking you should be recycling maybe it's time
for a different
sort of well he'll have an opinion on the weirdest things like crush dice or
the cube dice go ahead
adam the what the crush dice or the cube dice yeah well the crush dice guy is
always the guy that's
hanging around the island in the uh like how could he wants the crush dice
right he'll all of a sudden
have 30 minutes on crushed dice it's something about it angers him i'm not even
making fun of him
the square ice is more like you get a tumbler you put your ice in and you're
drinking and the crushed
ice that's what it's almost like it it's almost like andy rooney improper
crushed ice and by the way
i don't know if you've seen andy rooney lately but that guy with those kind of
eyebrows should not be
i'm not giving advice to anybody i mean every sunday we go through this
it's like if it i agree i like my favorite thing about any rooney is is way too
many examples
so he's like there's a lot of cotton
now here's a bottle of uh an antipsychotic i take mostly cotton
here's another bottle of pills something called the leave let's open it up here
mostly cotton
but 13 pills most people here would stop but andy keep going keep going you
have to commit come on
here's something called tylenol another one called advil i've got 35 of them
here's the cut
here's the pill i can let him keep going one time he goes one time he goes uh
we always use hand dryers in
the bathroom and then the highest production value is those the clips they use
in the uh few minutes
with andy rooney so he goes we all use hand dryers cuts to like a video of a
guy's hands under a dryer
yes that's necessary that's i don't think so the guy's on b-roll
my headphones keep going in and out but that's all how's the battery battery if
i meet one more
chick that wants to become a veterinarian he never said that did he no that's
what that's the other
one oh that's corolla oh that's sort of oh yeah yes first of all if you want to
be a veterinarian
i have a question for you yeah talk to adam corolla as um as a glass is with us
the thing about todd that always got me is he's one of those yellow shirt guys
yeah go ahead um who did you want me to talk to him as colin quinn oh quinn
talk to adam corolla yeah you know you know who cares colin quinn yeah i gotta
listen to adam
crawl now he's gonna go for an hour and a half i always loved colin quinn
because it was kind of
like he just missed it he was really big kind of at the wrong time oh this is
uh adam corolla oh okay
i'm very confused right now no you know norm's a good guy you know he's i mean
adam corolla oh jesus
i should um i'm very lost right now i'm not gonna lie it's okay you know what
just shut up
now we get confused all the time we did death once you do death
on family guy it's like everybody knows you as death you can be anything you
can you can build your
life as like a heart surgeon working for a while oh my god didn't adam corolla
take over for you as
death death on family guy yeah norm did it first and then think of it that's
right i just realized
that on fact on family guy it was two weeks ago i was like oh my god that's
norm is that uh i'm gonna
my questions are stupid you just you know you give me a little uh forgivance
here is that fun to do
it's the merry heart special but i really wanted to know because that's my
favorite show
i love family guy i'm tired of people telling me i shouldn't like it wow but uh
who tells you that
some people they go which episodes you're watching the first ones yeah they're
good
but they're the people that love it love it yeah okay so uh is it fun
so uh uh