Name: How to Handle Hecklers in the Most Polite Way
Uploaded: 2021-08-10T16:54:22.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'How to Handle Hecklers in the Most Polite Way' from I'm not Norm on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-08-10. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'How to Handle Hecklers in the Most Polite Way' from I'm not Norm on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-08-10. Transcript available.

You're not very funny.
What are you?
Not here.
I didn't hear what he said.
Don't move.
Don't move.
What is going on?
I didn't hear what he said, I'm sorry.
What did he say, sir?
You're not very funny.
Who?
What's up, right?
What do I give a fuck?
You're not very funny.
What?
You got my money.
You got my money.
That's okay.
I have much money.
That was funny.
I got it, too.
Honestly, I don't care.
How much?
I don't care.
How much?
I don't care.
How much?
Well, a couple of bucks.
Are you alone?
You just play yourself?
I'm alone when I'm with someone.
8:00 p.m.
He's not alone at 4:00 p.m.
No, but you didn't watch yourself.
What was the idea?
No, you didn't.
So, here's the thing.
So, you go, I'm gonna pay money.
Go see this dude, right?
Uh, I think it's probably cost a lot of money, right?
I think it's probably cost a lot of money.
I think it's probably cost a lot of money.
I think it's probably cost a lot of money.
I think it's probably cost a lot of money.
I think it's probably cost a lot of money.
No, that would be an awful thing.
That would be an awful thing.
That would be an awful thing.
That would be a terrible thing to do.
No, no, I just wanted you to understand what exactly happened.
But anyways, at some point in your life you thought I was funny.
And I see it.
Cause I don't have a fucking banjo or shit.
So, at some point in your life you thought I was funny, right?
Weekend Update, baby.
Weekend Update.
That's nice, thank you.
So then, have you ever seen me do anything since Weekend Update?
Pardon me?
The YouTube morbid ones.
The YouTube morbid bits.
I did what?
The YouTube morbid bits.
The morbid bits.
Oh, morbid.
Oh, I see.
And so then, did you like those?
No.
You didn't like those?
No.
I don't know what you sounded about.
Because I did one album that was specifically about death.
Is that what you mean?
Yes.
Yes.
So they were clips and they utilized others.
Yes.
So then, you said, I'll come here to this show.
If you said that you were better, you weren't doing the morbid stuff anymore.
No.
No.
Yeah, I'm not doing the morbid stuff anymore.
No.
Yeah, I'm not doing the morbid stuff anymore.
No.
You're lying.
Did I do anything?
Did I do anything?
First of all, I never said I was better.
I've never used to.
But, uh, uh, uh, but have I done anything morbid, do you think?
No, Norm, I love you, baby.
That's why I'm here.
So shut up.
Shut up.
Shut up.
I didn't tell him shut up.
At least he said he loved me.
I'm the hypocrite.
I'm the hypocrite.
I'm the hypocrite, you want?
Well, that's nice.
Thanks, man.
That's cool that you love me.
Because it's cool to love someone, even if you don't think they're friends, you
know, you should,
you should love someone even if, uh, you, uh, even if they're disappointed.
Even if they, even if they, uh, even if, no, I'm not going to chuck them out.
Why would I do that?
Oh, yeah.
So, you know, it's nice of you to, to, uh, love me, even, uh, even though I
have disappointed you.
I'm sorry I was disappointed, because seriously, I've never tried.
I've never tried to do that.
Well, that was nice of you.
You said that you love me.
You said that you love me.
You said that you love me.
You said that you love me.
You said that you love me.
You said that you love me.
I love you too, bro.
You said that you love me.
You said that you love me.
You said that you love me.
You said that you love me.
I love you too, bro.
You said that you love me.
You said that you love me.
You said that you love me.
Oh man, a lot of times. We got through that one, man. We got through that one,
man. You got to let people be, you know, you got to let people have their pants
and stuff like that. Man, they're paying a lot of money and they're like, what
the fuck is all this shit?
I don't really feel like Mark. Love you, Norm.
You rock, Norm.
Where's Adam?
So let's go Marvin then.
Well, thank you very much. I'm very excited to be here. You know, and I was
asked to host the ESPYs this year. Yeah. Hi, that's my name.
Eshman.
Thank you.
Thank you very much.
You're very kind. You know any, uh, what's that?
No, you're absolutely right. That is my name.
What's that? Guy yells my name for no reason.