Name: Weird Moments From Norm Macdonald's Podcast
Uploaded: 2021-08-12T20:27:24.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Weird Moments From Norm Macdonald's Podcast' from I'm not Norm on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-08-12. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Weird Moments From Norm Macdonald's Podcast' from I'm not Norm on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-08-12. Transcript available.

My niece, after she saw my tattoo, she told me she had a tattoo, I swear to you,
that said no regrets, and she had it lasered off.
I go, Katie, did you realize how funny that is?
She goes, well, I made a mistake. At least she realized it.
What's going on? Did you stop doing the show? Just suddenly?
We're just going to have a tie.
Everything was going well until these jokes showed up.
Oh, my God.
How long is this?
This show?
Yeah.
How long has it run so far?
I have all day, but I just kind of want to know how long it is.
It's over.
I mean, you've got a computer. I'll be honest, I'll just Wikipedia it. You can
just...
Okay, I'll fucking research it. What's it called?
I think I broke your computer, Daniel.
What is it? What is it?
Just dump it off the top of it, though. Dump it out.
Yeah, he's your boss.
Oh, God.
You're a little shaky.
You like half and half? You like it all the way, don't you?
So you were there...
You filled your cup up with half and half.
Chicken steak has never tasted so good.
Oh, this is about your aunt.
My aunt?
Is she fucking dead?
Yes.
You don't have a living aunt?
Maybe.
Maybe.
I have to read it.
Well, it's your aunt.
Okay, you're right. I do have one. I have a couple of aunts.
My aunt turned her house into a bed and breakfast.
I guess she woke up and said, "Not enough strangers are fucking here."
That's kind of weird when you think about it, right?
You make your house a bed and breakfast,
and then damn dirty hippies are fucking upstairs.
We could do this.
Would you do that on...
Wait.
Hold on.
Would you do this on the Mary Tyler Moore Show?
It's the Romnan Show.
It's the Romnan Show.
Cool. Oh, you broke it. Excellent.
Right?
Yes.
I think it was a window washer.
It's a window washer, Mike.
Fucking scare the shit out of them.
You do it with some...
Hey, go to the window.
I'm not going to do that.
Come on, man.
No way. No fucking way.
You scare a window at it.
Your days of scaring window washers are over.
Big time.
Big time.
You're saying that dolphins have a distinct language all their own?
Yes.
Huh.
What's the solution...
What's the solution that they use the N-word?
Ooh, that they use the N-word constantly.
No, what word do they use?
Nigga word, N-word.
Oh, yeah.
What'd you call it?
Dolphin?
What word?
Nigga.
Nigga, ninja.
Word, yeah.
Say, I want to hear you say that word.
I don't want to say it, because then it'll be on tape forever.
I've been in my private life many times.
Okay.
Hey, Mike, Mike.
What'd you do about Mike?
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Put that away.
Put that away.
That'll be cute.
Hey!
Say it.
Say it, hunky.
Say it, hunky.
Say it, nigga, hunky.
Say it.
Fucking say it, hunky.
Listen.
Am I wrong or am I imagining that?
No, say it, nigga, hunky.
Say it, hunky.
Oh, cracker.
I'm like, I have to ask you a question.
Say it, say it.
Say it, hunky.
I'm like, I have to ask you a question.
Say it, say it, hunky.
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Will this be Norm's last laugh?