Name: Norm MacDonald Indian Jokes
Uploaded: 2021-09-13T12:08:13.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Norm MacDonald Indian Jokes' from I'm not Norm on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-09-13. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Norm MacDonald Indian Jokes' from I'm not Norm on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-09-13. Transcript available.

angry over the atlanta braves and cleveland indians use of indian caricatures
as logos
native americans showed up at the world series tonight they chanted for hours
to protest indian
stereotypes though it didn't help their cause any when it started to rain
native americans in upstate new york are trying to block plans to build a k-mart
on the site of a mohican burial ground in addition they were upset to learn
that sales
at this particular k-mart will be announced attention k-mart savages
in michigan state historical commission officials say they will not interfere
with the building of a
new major sports stadium even if construction unearths historical artifacts
however state
indian affair officials say that if relics from a native american tribe are
found they would like
to have the land set aside and designated as a sacred tribal burial ground
slash giant casino
in wisconsin students of menominee high school are desperately fighting efforts
by the politically
correct to change their team nickname the indians already opponents of the name
have rejected the
students first compromise the drunken indians
they feel that's almost worse in a way you know in bridgeport connecticut the
statakoti indian tribe
is seeking recognition by the bureau of indian affairs in order to open either
a manufacturing company
or a casino or a casino hmm i wonder which one they'll choose
manufacturing company or the casino
in norwich connecticut a local museum has made a long overdue effort at racial
reconciliation
by returning 21 ancient tribal artifacts to the mohegan indians but as for
everything else in the country
we'll be keeping that
we don't have to give any of that
it's like the difference between the cleveland indians and the washington redskins
i can see where
redskin might upset somebody just a little i don't think you're ever going to
get a change but at least
it it is a bit denigrating but the indians isn't that yeah i never understand
that uh you don't understand that
no what well here's the thing man or braves i have no like formal education
and uh
as a matter of fact i don't have any informal education
it's not like i'm hanging out with professors on the weekend right yes
but this is the way i understand it chris old chris columbus
he sailed over here right and then he got here and he found india jesus what
adult but that's that
that's the source of us all yeah so he goes hey man look at all the indians all
right oh that's it
and then one of his buddies goes hey man we took a wrong turn at middle of the
pacific ocean this is america
and then he goes hey you indians better get the hell out of here you're not
even in the right country
well once you're about to take a country from somebody you cannot refer to them
as native americans
it only makes your task harder they will fight harder because you've already
told them you assume
that it is their property but my feeling is at some point there were an ice
people a a horde of uh
uh you know almost pilt down men like creatures who the indians or whatever the
native americans came in
and took this from isn't that the way of the world nor that eventually
everybody takes something
what's a pilt down man you're talking about the old days i'm sorry to throw you
off the scent of the
conversation i'm talking about in in paleolithic times i assume that the the
native americans were
not native here either but came down and took this from somebody else that's
just the way of the world
yeah everybody takes everything listen mother nature is a is a is a brutal
bitch
a red clod you know take the picture shane that eats and shrinking harridan
yeah so jenny what month was
it was a russian girl uh oh and my nickname's genocide so i think that was kind
of funny
what why is that it's funny because there was a genocide in russia only about
70 years ago against the
russian people who still live but me that's not you first huh no it was not it
wasn't a complete
genocide well what do you mean no it was well stalin was a mass stalin was a
mass murderer
all right all right only jewish people seem to get really offended by my
nickname
there are fives in the case well they're the only ones that were the only true
genocide was the
well another another one this year that was a true genocide wow what the americans
was a true
genocide no that was for land no that was justified that's really we're taking
their property
no it doesn't matter what it doesn't matter what the motive yeah the motive is
to just hatred of a
race to exterminate them without a political economic agenda well we did it's
not justifiable
yeah well he's you're saying it's justified i said well he just got a very i'm
just wondering how
just one counterpoint you've never heard you've never heard the legal term justifiable
genocide
hitler was out of his mind at the time baby won't you come by everything's
better with you by my side
i'm moving and dinner tonight pour a couple drinks and yeah we're feeling fine
and when Dorothy is norm mcdonald
thank you
thank you but i am sorry i cannot in good conscience accept this award
on behalf of melissa mccarthy i instead have chosen to give my time to a friend
who has something very important to say
my name is johnny two feathers while you enjoy tonight's show i want you to
think about something
the spot where you're sitting every square foot of ground in this country was
stolen from my ancestors
and after you stole it you murdered them so you'll forgive us if we do not
laugh along
there is nothing funny about the extermination of a people
the theater stinks of blood that's all i have to say oh johnny two feathers
everybody johnny two feathers
give him away johnny johnny you know how to wave all right well johnny two
feathers everybody
you