Name: Jew Jokes
Uploaded: 2021-09-14T12:04:04.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Jew Jokes' from I'm not Norm on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-09-14. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Jew Jokes' from I'm not Norm on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-09-14. Transcript available.

Last week on Larry King Live, Marlon Brando made the shocking statement that
Hollywood is, quote, run by Jews.
In response, outraged Jewish organizations made it snow in New York in April.
Well, earlier this week, actor Marlon Brando met with Jewish leaders to
apologize for comments he made on Larry King Live, among them that, quote,
Hollywood is run by Jews.
The Jewish leaders accepted the actor's apology and announced that Brando is
now free to work again.
While in England, where he spoke at Oxford University, Simpson had defended
actor Marlon Brando's criticism of Hollywood Jews.
Later, from his island hideaway, Brando sent O.J. a telegram which read,
You're not helping.
In Cincinnati, is Cincinnati Red Zone or Marge shot an anti-semi?
Well, it is beginning to look that way.
According to a report out today, on the entire Cincinnati Reds team, there is
not one Jewish player.
A group of Orthodox rabbis declared that other branches of Judaism are, quote,
not Judaism at all, thus challenging the religious status of millions of
American Jews.
This week, that statement was rejected by Reform leader Rabbi Don Schoenstein,
who said, quote,
Our legitimacy as Jews flows from the richness of our Jewish lives, the
strength of our Jewish communities,
and most important of all, our deep and abiding belief in Jesus Christ.
Finally, folks, next week, Jews everywhere will be celebrating the holiday of Yom
Kippur,
or, as non-Jews refer to it, Wednesday.
Here it is.
Ready?
What's your favorite religious movie?
I loved Passion of the Christ.
Did you?
Although, I will say, I thought it was very anti-Semitic, because every Jew
looked like fucking Lovets.
You know what I mean?
They're all like, yeah, hook noses and stuff.
So, I could see the anti-Semitism.
But, what I liked was the incredible violence.
But, you know what's strange?
Did you, did they ask them, did you kill Jesus?
No.
I had a bar mitzvah, Norm.
Yeah.
You did?
Yeah.
Wait, are you Jewish?
Yes.
Get the fuck out of here.
No, no, I'm kidding.
I love the Jewish people.
No, I didn't know you had a bar mitzvah.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
That's when you turned 13 and they cut part of your cock off.
No, no, no.
What is it again?
No, no, no.
You cut your own cock off.
Wait, are you Jewish?
In front of all your grandparents.
Am I?
Yeah, I am.
What kind of bar mitzvah did you have?
It was, it was the most, the cutting edge.
You know what I mean?
The setup of the joke is it's a Jew joke.
Okay.
Two Gentile businessmen meet on the street.
One of them says, how's business?
The other one says, great.
See, he gets it.
He really got it.
He really liked it.
Yeah, yeah.
So the joke is about who doesn't get it.
He's Jewish.
He gets it.
You're not.
You don't.
But I don't believe he got it.
Oh, yeah, he got it.
He got it.
Can we find out?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Tell Norm why that's funny.
Because it's two Jews and they're, how's business?
Great.
Well, that's what he said.
No, it's two Gentile businessmen.
Oh, yeah, I don't think it's true.
That's what's funny about it.
I knew he didn't get it.
I can spot fake masks.
I can spot fake masks.